wii quit
Aside from the clunky menus, the one thing that annoys me most about Wii Fit is the prompting for an excuse when you weigh more than the last time you took a "body test." You're given a series of choices that are all variations on "I ate too much" (and one "I didn't exercise"). So here are my suggestions for a new selection of "oh noes, I gained 0.6 lbs" options.
I am retaining water.
Your mom.
My light clothing is less light today.
I am soaking wet.
There is a monkey on my back.
You said yourself that weight can fluctuate depending on the time of day, Wii.
I grew a tumor.
I forgot to set down the Wii remote?
I am pregnant.
I just drank a pint.
I am wearing a really heavy watch.
You are miscalibrated.
My soul is heavy with the weight of my existential angst.
I am retaining water.
Your mom.
My light clothing is less light today.
I am soaking wet.
There is a monkey on my back.
You said yourself that weight can fluctuate depending on the time of day, Wii.
I grew a tumor.
I forgot to set down the Wii remote?
I am pregnant.
I just drank a pint.
I am wearing a really heavy watch.
You are miscalibrated.
My soul is heavy with the weight of my existential angst.