You know you’re a resident of Farmville when…

Nov 26, 2005 18:04

You know you’re a resident of Farmville when…

1. You know all the avenues, and their extensions, like the back of your hand.
2. You have at one time (at least) spent some time in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
3. You know that when the white limo is spotted, someone is in trouble.
4. You know, have played pool with, and/or lived in one of Ken Brumsfeld’s houses.
5. You can’t remember the last time you walked up Main Street for something other than a parade.
6. You have spent way too much money at the bowling alley arcade.
7. You call yourself a “townie”
8. If they put up one more stop light on 3rd Street, you’re seriously considering murder.
9. You know how many turns you can make and never leave Germantown Rd.
10. You remember when the Heart of Va festival used to be fun.
11. You remember Jr’s
12. You remember six shooters
13. You remember all the restaurants that used to be in La Parota’s place now.
14. You’ve heard rumors of Farmville getting a Lowe’s or Home Depot for the past 5 years.
15. You were at the grand opening of the first Wal-Mart.
16. You were at the second grand opening as well.
17. You remember when Rose’s wasn’t ghetto.
18. You or a boyfriend/girlfriend of yours worked at Shoney’s.
19. You AND a boyfriend/girlfriend of yours worked at Wendy’s.
20. You know all the waitresses of Merk’s, and frequent it often.
21. You can’t remember how many times golden corral was closed.
22. You know the true name of Southside Community Hospital.
23. You went to the R.R. Moton High School when you were in fifth grade.
24. You remember the original name of Longwood’s soccer field behind R.R. Moton.
25. You know which Chinese food place to go to, and which not to.
26. You miss the old name of the Farmville Area Bus.
27. You remember when we got the Dairy Queen.
28. You remember the old name of the Belk.
29. You still call Kroger Harris Teeter.
30. You remember when we had more video rental places.

got any more guys??? bring em!
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