Well, what do you know?
Conclusive proof that Primus hates me. Of all the Decepticons in the multiverse, why the one I hate the most? Barring Sideways, I suppose, but I can't stand even being in the same room as that screaming egotist. Sideways, at least, has a tolerable voice.
But at least I have my new chess set to comfort me. *moves a piece and watches contentedly as a pawn on the other side moves on its own to counter it* It's from some place called Hogwarts, supposedly.