Oct 26, 2008 23:41
So, let's see...who's on the list...
Loz, Yazoo, Sora, Kairi, Riku--Roxas? do you belong on this recitation?--Vincent, Godot, O Majestic Mickey of the Mice, Goofy, Donald, Mr. Dresden, Mr. Wolf, sundry do-gooders and fuzzy things, the establishment:
Let's lay off the killing Marluxia thing, shall we? After all, he's not...that bad. He doesn't smell too much like cheaply made perfume! His hair is...almost normal! I even hear that he has friends! All two of them would be heartbroken if he died, you should know. I'm pleading for clemency here on the behalf of my dear former Superior-assigned coworker. And if any of you keep trying to shoot the poor man in the back the moment he leaves the nest or planning awful things to do to his insides, I'm gonna get a little ticked off, okay? Because the man is busy at work making us enough poison to bring down three Big Mamas, and I for one am not staying on this hellish little strip of an island one second longer than I absolutely have to (I'm sorry, Vincent, what was that about her not coming back for the whale...?).
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Do it after Mama's dead.
axelosophy,
my best friend marluxia