List up to ten (10) things you want to say to ten (10) different people. Do not state who these people are. Do not confirm or deny any 'comment speculation.' Tag five (5) people.
1. I know you're still reading this, and that makes me laugh. It was funny seeing your look of shock the other week. OMFG! I saw you!
2. Sometimes men like YOU piss ME off because, for all the whining you do about your retarded abusive girlfriend, you're a big pussy who is too whipped and scared of being alone with your own issues and you'll never do anything to better your emotional situation. Then you get mad and blame women for it, saying we're the ones who are "all evil." Fuck you. Go get therapy.
3. I love you more than I could ever say. All those times when I am a big bitchy ball of pms sadness and emo are me trying to get you to emote toward me because sometimes I just need to hear that you feel the same way, and sometimes I need words to understand that. Oh, and sometimes I make my art just so I can impress you because I like seeing you approve of what I make.
4. I enjoy talking to you even though we don't talk often. You're really charming and beautiful inside and out, and I see why you're so loved.
5. I adore your sense of style. If I had balls, I'd wear cute stuff like you do!
6. You're way stronger than you think you are, and you're a really awesome mom. Your child is blessed.
7. The way you talk to women on the internet kind of creeps me out, but you're really nice to me so I try to just bury it in the back of my mind when we hang out.
8. You need to stop being so desperate! Oh my god, it is the most unattractive thing in the world! You're so nice, but you really are a pushy person and it will only turn people off.
9. You are one of my favorite people to talk to, and I'm sure we'll be friends for a really long time, which is rad.
10. My offer still stands. I am totally serious.
I'm not going to tag you people. But if you want to do this, do it. It is damned cathartic. I feel better already!