I want my other clothes back.
What the fuck is even the point of this? A huge-ass cape with tiny fucking underwear and sandals? Who dresses like this? And this fake beard is stupid. It's not even the right color, but I can't leave the room without it.
And ever since I got dressed, I gotta yell out crazy shit every once in a while. Who or what the fuck is a Sparta? Why am I supposed to have dinner in hell? Now everybody thinks I'm insane.
(ooc:
Spartan!Kiba. Yes. Blame Freya. And there are oily fingerprints here and there on the page--he couldn't leave the room without oiling himself up. For that and the fake beard, you can blame Tez. ♥)