Year of Brokeback Mountain
Oh my goodness, its OSCARS night. I am so excited its not even funny... though I care more about who comes and what they're wearing than this year's winners. I mean I have seen Brokeback (most of it anyway) and Walk the Line, and Pride and Prejudice, but thats basically it. I still need to see Crash. But just the thought of Oscar night tickles me pink. I love it.
Didn't get to say goodbye to Kathi. :( I hope you're having a great time, and I can't wait to hear how it went.
So Mike and I didn't get much time at all Friday- he helped me pack up my stuff and thats it. We might be seeing each other Friday in the city to visit Frances, which would be so freaking awesome. So I will keep that updated for all of you who read this crazy stuff. (not many).
I leave you with an awesome convo I had Friday night with my friend Tim Gannon. For 40 minutes straight we quoted random lines from You've Got Mail.. it was amazing.
Allie: Patricia makes coffee nervous
Tim: hahahahaha
Tim: 152 pocks on his face
Allie: 152 people who think he looks like clark gable
Tim: if you need money ask me. im very rich. i bought intel at 6
Allie: Kathleen Kelly (titles head)
Allie: Let's bomb fox books
Allie: tilts*
Tim: remember when you thought frank was the uni-bomber?
Well...that was different
Allie: She had to be, she had to be!
Tim: the godfather is the e-ching. the godfather is the answer to all of life's questions...what day of the week is it? "monday, tuesday, thursday, wednesday"
Tim: you're answer: go to the mattresses
Allie: do you know what "go to the mattresses" means... sure its from the godfather
Tim: hahaha
Tim: thank your ladies and gentlemen
Allie: thank your
Allie: Never marry a man who lies , ahhahaahhaa
Tim: hahaha
Tim: i brought you flowers.
oooooooh!....thank you
Allie: Aren't daisies the friendliest flowers?
Tim: your father is getting married.
really? is it love?
who knows
Allie: F-O-X... can you spell cat? .... F-O-X
Allie: she was the nanny?
Tim: My father is marrying a woman who took interior decorating lessons at Caesar's Palace.
Allie: she was enchanting
Tim: When I get out of here, I'm having my eyeballs lasered.
Tim: Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do. Although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them.
Allie: Where's my tic tacks
Allie: :-)
Allie: I love New York in the fall
Tim: if i knew your address, i would send you a bouquet of sharpened pencils
Allie: If I knew your name and address I would send you a bouquet
Allie: AHHHH'
Allie: I love that line
Tim: hahaha me 2
Allie: and u forgot
Allie: I think it's "freshly"
Allie: good thing it wasn't the fish
Tim: i have a very thirsty date--she's part camel
Allie: oh how I wish you would
Allie: what's his handle?
Allie: I'm in vancouver
Tim: I hope she doesn't have one of those high squeaky voices like the mice in 'Cinderella', I hate that.
Allie: amazingly enough (shakes head at brinkley)
Tim: A HOTDOG is singing. You need quiet while a hotdog is singing?
Allie: why am I compelled to do this?
Allie: I LOVE THE HOT DOG LINE
Tim: hahahah me 2!
Tim: I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
Allie: people do really strange things in foreign countries.... like buy italian leather for much more than its worth
Tim: Soon it will be something really depressing. Like a 'Baby Gap'.
Allie: she has no idea, but she thinks the window display is lovely
Tim: ou poor, sad, multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you.
Allie: Is she a republican?
Tim: What is that? What is that? What are you doing? You're taking all the caviar? That caviar is a *garnish*!
Allie: I LOVE THAT ONE TOOO
Tim: hahahahaha
Allie: I can't help myself
Tim: Who belongs to this fish?
Allie: is there someone for you.... no but there's the dream of someone
Allie: I'm going to the nut shop where its fun
Tim: Hey. This fabric on the couch, does it have a name?
money
huh?
it's name is MOney
Allie: :-)
Allie: don't cry shopgirl, don't cry
Tim: You think this machine is your friend but it's not.
Tim: You can forgive this guy for standing you up, but you can't forgive me for this little thing... of putting you out of business?
Allie: but we'll get them in the end
Allie: you are a lone reed, you are a lone reed standing in the corrupt sands of time (????)
Tim: The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino.
Tim: You're daring to march into the unknown armed with...nothing. Have a sandwich.
Allie: you're mother was enchanting
Allie: your
Tim: For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.
Allie: he stood you up?
Tim: Well, well, well, Gillian ran off with Nanny Maureen.
Allie: I wanted to be your friend
Tim: 52 stitches from his nose job. The number of his souvenir shot glasses that he's collected in his travels.
Tim: 152*
Allie: :-)
Tim: :-)
Allie: tweaked
Allie: a project that needs tweaking
Allie: sounds like he's married, married three kids
Tim: Whatever else anything is, it ought to begin by being personal.
Tim: I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.
Tim: Perfect. Keep those West Side, liberal, nuts, psudo- intellectuals... Readers Dad, they're called readers...Don't do that son, don't romanticize them.
Allie: now I don't know if I should get chopped meat for the meat sauce
Tim: is it about love...please say no
Allie: no how cute is that
Allie: leave the gun, take the cannoli
Tim: ah. AaHH. AAAHH. AAHHHH. AAHHH.
Allie: you forgive me
Tim: 152 people who think he looks like a Clark BAR.
Allie: 152 riverside drive
Tim: Coming soon, a FoxBooks superstore and the end of civilization as you know it.
Allie: no, he wouldn't do anything that prosaic (spelling)
Tim: you're right
Allie: I could never be with anyone who liked Jodi Mitchelle
Tim: you've got mail...yes...three powerful words...yes
Allie: lemme guess, the internet
Allie: I think he's the one who got me thinking about writing a book
Tim: everyone jump at once...ready, set jump
Allie: and the elevator thinks no one's here, so it opens
Allie: honey?
Tim: I'm going to get some candles cuz it make my apartment smell Moss-a
Allie: I LOVE THAT LINE TOOO
Tim: lol
Tim: i love how you dont write the ones you love
Allie: eh eh, I thought you didn't read (like?) Pride and Prejudice
Allie: lol u get em before i can
Tim: Name me one thing, ONE, that we've gained from technology.
electricity.
ok...one
Allie: you.could.be.dead.
Tim: well whatever it costs it won't be as much as that exquisitely uncomfortable mohair episode there, which is NOW ALL OVER MY SUIT.
Allie: I'm having my eggs harvested
Tim: HELLO NEW JERSEY!!
Allie: HELLOOOO NEW JERSEYYY
Tim: hahahahahaha
Allie: ANHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tim: are you guys ready to go out on the boat?!...no!!....no??? what happened?? what happened?!
Allie: no he's my nephew
Tim: When you read a book as a child, it becomes a part of your identity in a way that no other reading in your whole life does.
Tim: Hello it's Mr. Nasty.
Allie: its true, annabelle is my aunt
Allie: wouldn't it be great if I could pass all my zingers onto you
Tim: he couldnt possibly be the rooftop killer
Allie: scotch tape
Allie: can't get better than that
Tim: Mr. 152 insights into my soul...Oh yeah. No competing with that.
Allie: Joe, Joe Fox
Tim: just call me joe
Allie: just call me joe
Allie: like you're some 22 year old cocktail waitress, hi I'
Tim: it's like cocktail waitresses with only one name. hi im kimerly! hi im amy! dont they know you're supposed to have a last name
Allie: m kimbery
Allie: NO ITS JANICE
Tim: dammit!
Tim: lol
Allie: I am not a twenty two yr old cocktail waitress!
Tim: I hope your mango's ripe.
Allie: thats not what I meant
Allie: and when I said that thing about cans of olive oil, thats not what I meant
Tim: as long as we serve them legal stimulents they'll stay happy
Allie: SHIT. I was eloquent.
Tim: a piazza?
Tim: Oh right, year, a snap to find the one single person in the world who fills your heart with joy
Allie: she has the same coloring of that girl kathleen kelly
Tim: who cares about kathleen kelly
Allie: well I'm gonna tell ya, if you don't like kathleen kelly, u ain't gonna like this girl
Tim: oh, and whys that?
Allie: because she is kathleen kelly
Tim: [runs up the stairs quicky]
Tim: Hey, you wanna bump into me on say, Saturday around lunch time?
Allie: and maybe those flowers are for you
Allie: you'll never have to buy any more luggage
Tim: i suppose she has a rose in a book
Allie: -bashfully shakes head yes-
Allie: oh she's gonna be a real dog
Tim: kiss me im going to be your wicked step mother
Tim: i think i ran out
Tim: haha
Allie: I think I have one more.... weird
Tim: lol
Allie: all those nothings meant a lot more than a lot of somethings
Tim: ooo good way to end
Allie: amazing
Allie: woooow
Tim: lol
Allie: u just made my day
Tim: you made mine
Tim: we're sad people that we knew that much
Allie: no we just like a very good moive
Tim: by the way...we quoted for 40 minutes nonstop
Allie: damn
Allie: I love it
Allie: wow
Didn't get to say goodbye to Kathi. :( I hope you're having a great time, and I can't wait to hear how it went.
So Mike and I didn't get much time at all Friday- he helped me pack up my stuff and thats it. We might be seeing each other Friday in the city to visit Frances, which would be so freaking awesome. So I will keep that updated for all of you who read this crazy stuff. (not many).
I leave you with an awesome convo I had Friday night with my friend Tim Gannon. For 40 minutes straight we quoted random lines from You've Got Mail.. it was amazing.
Allie: Patricia makes coffee nervous
Tim: hahahahaha
Tim: 152 pocks on his face
Allie: 152 people who think he looks like clark gable
Tim: if you need money ask me. im very rich. i bought intel at 6
Allie: Kathleen Kelly (titles head)
Allie: Let's bomb fox books
Allie: tilts*
Tim: remember when you thought frank was the uni-bomber?
Well...that was different
Allie: She had to be, she had to be!
Tim: the godfather is the e-ching. the godfather is the answer to all of life's questions...what day of the week is it? "monday, tuesday, thursday, wednesday"
Tim: you're answer: go to the mattresses
Allie: do you know what "go to the mattresses" means... sure its from the godfather
Tim: hahaha
Tim: thank your ladies and gentlemen
Allie: thank your
Allie: Never marry a man who lies , ahhahaahhaa
Tim: hahaha
Tim: i brought you flowers.
oooooooh!....thank you
Allie: Aren't daisies the friendliest flowers?
Tim: your father is getting married.
really? is it love?
who knows
Allie: F-O-X... can you spell cat? .... F-O-X
Allie: she was the nanny?
Tim: My father is marrying a woman who took interior decorating lessons at Caesar's Palace.
Allie: she was enchanting
Tim: When I get out of here, I'm having my eyeballs lasered.
Tim: Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do. Although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them.
Allie: Where's my tic tacks
Allie: :-)
Allie: I love New York in the fall
Tim: if i knew your address, i would send you a bouquet of sharpened pencils
Allie: If I knew your name and address I would send you a bouquet
Allie: AHHHH'
Allie: I love that line
Tim: hahaha me 2
Allie: and u forgot
Allie: I think it's "freshly"
Allie: good thing it wasn't the fish
Tim: i have a very thirsty date--she's part camel
Allie: oh how I wish you would
Allie: what's his handle?
Allie: I'm in vancouver
Tim: I hope she doesn't have one of those high squeaky voices like the mice in 'Cinderella', I hate that.
Allie: amazingly enough (shakes head at brinkley)
Tim: A HOTDOG is singing. You need quiet while a hotdog is singing?
Allie: why am I compelled to do this?
Allie: I LOVE THE HOT DOG LINE
Tim: hahahah me 2!
Tim: I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
Allie: people do really strange things in foreign countries.... like buy italian leather for much more than its worth
Tim: Soon it will be something really depressing. Like a 'Baby Gap'.
Allie: she has no idea, but she thinks the window display is lovely
Tim: ou poor, sad, multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you.
Allie: Is she a republican?
Tim: What is that? What is that? What are you doing? You're taking all the caviar? That caviar is a *garnish*!
Allie: I LOVE THAT ONE TOOO
Tim: hahahahaha
Allie: I can't help myself
Tim: Who belongs to this fish?
Allie: is there someone for you.... no but there's the dream of someone
Allie: I'm going to the nut shop where its fun
Tim: Hey. This fabric on the couch, does it have a name?
money
huh?
it's name is MOney
Allie: :-)
Allie: don't cry shopgirl, don't cry
Tim: You think this machine is your friend but it's not.
Tim: You can forgive this guy for standing you up, but you can't forgive me for this little thing... of putting you out of business?
Allie: but we'll get them in the end
Allie: you are a lone reed, you are a lone reed standing in the corrupt sands of time (????)
Tim: The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino.
Tim: You're daring to march into the unknown armed with...nothing. Have a sandwich.
Allie: you're mother was enchanting
Allie: your
Tim: For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.
Allie: he stood you up?
Tim: Well, well, well, Gillian ran off with Nanny Maureen.
Allie: I wanted to be your friend
Tim: 52 stitches from his nose job. The number of his souvenir shot glasses that he's collected in his travels.
Tim: 152*
Allie: :-)
Tim: :-)
Allie: tweaked
Allie: a project that needs tweaking
Allie: sounds like he's married, married three kids
Tim: Whatever else anything is, it ought to begin by being personal.
Tim: I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.
Tim: Perfect. Keep those West Side, liberal, nuts, psudo- intellectuals... Readers Dad, they're called readers...Don't do that son, don't romanticize them.
Allie: now I don't know if I should get chopped meat for the meat sauce
Tim: is it about love...please say no
Allie: no how cute is that
Allie: leave the gun, take the cannoli
Tim: ah. AaHH. AAAHH. AAHHHH. AAHHH.
Allie: you forgive me
Tim: 152 people who think he looks like a Clark BAR.
Allie: 152 riverside drive
Tim: Coming soon, a FoxBooks superstore and the end of civilization as you know it.
Allie: no, he wouldn't do anything that prosaic (spelling)
Tim: you're right
Allie: I could never be with anyone who liked Jodi Mitchelle
Tim: you've got mail...yes...three powerful words...yes
Allie: lemme guess, the internet
Allie: I think he's the one who got me thinking about writing a book
Tim: everyone jump at once...ready, set jump
Allie: and the elevator thinks no one's here, so it opens
Allie: honey?
Tim: I'm going to get some candles cuz it make my apartment smell Moss-a
Allie: I LOVE THAT LINE TOOO
Tim: lol
Tim: i love how you dont write the ones you love
Allie: eh eh, I thought you didn't read (like?) Pride and Prejudice
Allie: lol u get em before i can
Tim: Name me one thing, ONE, that we've gained from technology.
electricity.
ok...one
Allie: you.could.be.dead.
Tim: well whatever it costs it won't be as much as that exquisitely uncomfortable mohair episode there, which is NOW ALL OVER MY SUIT.
Allie: I'm having my eggs harvested
Tim: HELLO NEW JERSEY!!
Allie: HELLOOOO NEW JERSEYYY
Tim: hahahahahaha
Allie: ANHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tim: are you guys ready to go out on the boat?!...no!!....no??? what happened?? what happened?!
Allie: no he's my nephew
Tim: When you read a book as a child, it becomes a part of your identity in a way that no other reading in your whole life does.
Tim: Hello it's Mr. Nasty.
Allie: its true, annabelle is my aunt
Allie: wouldn't it be great if I could pass all my zingers onto you
Tim: he couldnt possibly be the rooftop killer
Allie: scotch tape
Allie: can't get better than that
Tim: Mr. 152 insights into my soul...Oh yeah. No competing with that.
Allie: Joe, Joe Fox
Tim: just call me joe
Allie: just call me joe
Allie: like you're some 22 year old cocktail waitress, hi I'
Tim: it's like cocktail waitresses with only one name. hi im kimerly! hi im amy! dont they know you're supposed to have a last name
Allie: m kimbery
Allie: NO ITS JANICE
Tim: dammit!
Tim: lol
Allie: I am not a twenty two yr old cocktail waitress!
Tim: I hope your mango's ripe.
Allie: thats not what I meant
Allie: and when I said that thing about cans of olive oil, thats not what I meant
Tim: as long as we serve them legal stimulents they'll stay happy
Allie: SHIT. I was eloquent.
Tim: a piazza?
Tim: Oh right, year, a snap to find the one single person in the world who fills your heart with joy
Allie: she has the same coloring of that girl kathleen kelly
Tim: who cares about kathleen kelly
Allie: well I'm gonna tell ya, if you don't like kathleen kelly, u ain't gonna like this girl
Tim: oh, and whys that?
Allie: because she is kathleen kelly
Tim: [runs up the stairs quicky]
Tim: Hey, you wanna bump into me on say, Saturday around lunch time?
Allie: and maybe those flowers are for you
Allie: you'll never have to buy any more luggage
Tim: i suppose she has a rose in a book
Allie: -bashfully shakes head yes-
Allie: oh she's gonna be a real dog
Tim: kiss me im going to be your wicked step mother
Tim: i think i ran out
Tim: haha
Allie: I think I have one more.... weird
Tim: lol
Allie: all those nothings meant a lot more than a lot of somethings
Tim: ooo good way to end
Allie: amazing
Allie: woooow
Tim: lol
Allie: u just made my day
Tim: you made mine
Tim: we're sad people that we knew that much
Allie: no we just like a very good moive
Tim: by the way...we quoted for 40 minutes nonstop
Allie: damn
Allie: I love it
Allie: wow