★ - enemy
★ - threat
★- unsure
★ - acquaintance
★ - friend
★ - trustworthy
★ - treasured
★ - love
★ - you're sexy
TONY (awesome alien sidekick) ★ castmate
★★★★
BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE. Awesome alien dude, saved him back when he crash landed in Roswell, highly intelligent, speaks a language only I can recognize and multilingual, loves junk food, movies and videogames, dislikes the English, happy to assist and hardly disagrees.
Played by: N/A; me
AUSTRIA (roderich edelstein) ★ castmate
★★★★
SNOOTY GERMAN-LIKE GUY, probably wears lederhosen, talks too much, probably is jealous of my abs, pansy, enjoys coffee and playing instruments, cannot draw worth hsit, recently divorced from Hungary, totally wants in her pants badly still. He's jealous of my sexiness.
Played by:
wiener_bonbons HUNGARY (elizaveta héderváry) ★ castmate
★★★★ - ★
Kickass Hungarian chick, also from the 50's, doesn't like going back to the kitchen, kind of scary, nice tits, in the process of seducing me, doesn't like the jumpsuit, probably passive aggressive towards me (but she'll get over it), frying pan, has a leadership complex (wtf???), compassionate at times, thinks I'm sexy.
Played by:
hagyjbeken BELARUS (natalia arlovskayay) ★ castmate
★★★★ - ★★
Commie-tits, madly in love with Russia, crazy, violent, hard to read, hot, I give her a ten, threatening, moodswinging... typical lovestruck hormonal driven violent Communist woman.. also thinks I'm sexy.
Played by:
bipolar_bride CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK (star trek) ★ HOLY SHIT
★★★★ - ★
IT'S CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK OH MY GODDDD THIS MAN IS AMAZING THAT IS ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID.
Played by:
in_three SPOCK (star trek) ★ HOLY SHIT
★★★★
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING SPOCK. He talks really smart, keeps calm, lacks emotion, uses fancy words, has a tight ass and pointy ears and is just all around awesome. I'M GOING TO BE THIS GUYS BEST FRIEND GODAMMIT; HE'S A VULCAN FOR GOODNESS SAKE DEAL WITH IT.
Played by:
of_two ASATO (lamento: beyond the void) ★ back-up
★★★★
Cute neko guy, super awesome sidekick, incompetent, good listener; he actually listens to me! gullible, fighter and hunter, GONNA BE ONE AWESOME CAPITALIST FUCK YES.
Played by:
walksonrooftops MOUSE (original character) ★ AWESOME DUDE
★★★★
VEGAS DUDE, types in all caps, really enthusiastic, asks a lot of questions, no touchy, likes music and nail polish, seems nice enough, seems agreeable!
Played by:
habitformed DAVE STRIDER (homestuck) ★ acquaintence
★★★★
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Played by:
turntechgodhood JACK NOIR (homestuck) ★ acquaintence
★★★★
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Played by:
hewashere ERIDAN AMPORA (homestuck) ★ acquaintence
★★★★
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Played by:
uncodlyawwesome CHASE (original character) ★ acquaintence
★★★★
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Played by:
bearsthevision STATS (original character) ★ acquaintence
★★★★
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Played by:
statsraaden