FAT ASSES FOR PEACE.
I should really be going back to work, but I just have to-- HAVE TO-- share the following gem of an article with y'all:
OH NOES, YOU GUYS. AMERICANS ARE GETTING TOO FAT TO JOIN THE MILITARY AND FIGHT SENSELESS WARS. WHICH SURELY MEANS THAT THE TERRORISTS ARE GOING TO WIN! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I mean, I could get upset at the uncritical fatphobia here, and the insensitive picture of the headless fatty torso with which the BBC oh-so-imaginatively chose to adorn the article, but seriously: the whole story's too ludicrous for sustained rage.
In conclusion: LOL.
STOP THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN. GET TOO FAT TO FIGHT.
OH NOES, YOU GUYS. AMERICANS ARE GETTING TOO FAT TO JOIN THE MILITARY AND FIGHT SENSELESS WARS. WHICH SURELY MEANS THAT THE TERRORISTS ARE GOING TO WIN! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I mean, I could get upset at the uncritical fatphobia here, and the insensitive picture of the headless fatty torso with which the BBC oh-so-imaginatively chose to adorn the article, but seriously: the whole story's too ludicrous for sustained rage.
In conclusion: LOL.
STOP THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN. GET TOO FAT TO FIGHT.