jesus christ it's a lion, GET IN THE CAR

[starsparkle333]

Hahahaha... I was totally going to make a real post last night, but then I spent an hour uploading pictures to photobucket and making a caps-filled picspam. ilu fandom, really. <3 You make my life so much more entertaining

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[fresica]

"Her face had the fragrance of a gibbous moon."
To quote the ever magical and amazing Bradley James, "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??" lol God, now I have a mental image of the guy SNIFFING HIS GIRL'S FACE. XDD Thanks for the link, darling!

[starsparkle333]

Ahahahahaha. I don't even know! Judging by the amount of food he used to describe her everything, I wouldn't be surprised.

[fresica]

lol Oh god. Did you read the rest of the scanned pages here? Cause it gets so so SO much better worse when he starts in on the guy's "phallus". XDD omg, I love purple prose leik whoa.

[starsparkle333]

!!

I didn't even look at those other pages. Ooooh my god. *sits and rofls for a while*

And in the end, the thing that cracks me up the most is.. THE GUY'S NAME IS SPIKENARD. WTF KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!

[fresica]

IKR??? ROFLMAO XDD