I know... you so wanted to know this

[starsnhereyes]

(obviously a close friend) (5:05:31 AM): wow
Moi (5:05:38 AM): so everything is a phallic symbol to me
(obviously a close friend) (5:05:39 AM): that was my longest too
(obviously a close friend) (5:05:47 AM): itt was 12 months of shitty masturbation
Moi (5:05:55 AM): my cat seems like a potential sex partner
Moi (5:06:06 AM): I turn myself on
(obviously a close friend) (5:06:13 AM): lol
Moi (5:06:20 AM): You know it's bad when you look in the mirror and are like "I'd sooooo do you"
(obviously a close friend) (5:06:26 AM): haha!!!
Moi (5:06:46 AM): "Yeah baby, I'm wearing that thong I like"
(obviously a close friend) (5:06:51 AM): lmao
(obviously a close friend) (5:07:02 AM): do you have any.."toys"
Moi (5:07:25 AM): I prefer to refer to them as "friends with benefits". Inanimate objects have feelings too
Moi (5:07:28 AM): O:-)
(obviously a close friend) (5:07:35 AM): lol