[um....okay, no thanks]
Polygamy \Po*lyg"a*my\, n. [Gr. ?; cf. F. polygamie.] 1. The having of a plurality of wives or husbands at the same time; usually, the marriage of a man to more than one woman, or the practice of having several wives, at the same time.
so alas, i have been thinking a lot...
and i have come to one conclusion...
I AM GREEDY!!!!
i don't want to have to share you with other people in the relationship aspect...i do not think i could ever take up the practice of polygamy...
you would find a bunch of dead wives in my trunk.
no regrets.
pardon me, if i sound a bit...crazy-esque...it's just simply not fair for me to have to worry...ALL THE TIME...about her...and the hatred that she holds for me. perhaps we should take up polgamy, and then we can just battle it out. what the fuck have i done...?! [pulls out hair in fits of frustration and confusement]
perhaps, i should just become celibate instead....hmmm....options galore.
so alas, i have been thinking a lot...
and i have come to one conclusion...
I AM GREEDY!!!!
i don't want to have to share you with other people in the relationship aspect...i do not think i could ever take up the practice of polygamy...
you would find a bunch of dead wives in my trunk.
no regrets.
pardon me, if i sound a bit...crazy-esque...it's just simply not fair for me to have to worry...ALL THE TIME...about her...and the hatred that she holds for me. perhaps we should take up polgamy, and then we can just battle it out. what the fuck have i done...?! [pulls out hair in fits of frustration and confusement]
perhaps, i should just become celibate instead....hmmm....options galore.