"Two hundred times twenty six times four equals... I don't have my calculator!"
"I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week."
a placenta mask!
"Sexy, non-murdering feelings!"
I am so disturbed by this choreography for supposedly pregnant women and I wonder what that says about society.
Man, Quinn's tearing this up.
AWWWWW Mercedes and Quinn!
Finally Schu speaks Spanish!
"Though I completely loathe you, you would make a great trophy husband."
I like how they egg her in costume.
Ooh, past tense.
"This is bull! Finn, Mike, Matt, come with me." OH MY GOD, KURT GOES WITH THEM.
"Mr. Schu, Rachel is one of us! The only one who gets to mess with her is us."
"You haven't deleted his number yet?"
Kurt did a fifteen minute Celine Dion medley in French? I wish we could have heard this.
"Even your breath stinks of mediocrity."
Go, brass section, go!
Quinn, you look adorable. Brittana, looking hot.
This is cute.
Holy shit, Finn, did you just split?
"We're soulless automatons."
"I'm so depressed."