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Title: Spontaneity
What: Gilmore Girls fanfiction with a momentary crossover into Pokemon by way of Harry Potter and RPS and the prerequisite crossover into High School Musical
Rating: PG mostly because I'm in a bad mood
Words: 629
Summary: You know the drill. 30_ways, theme 26) Under Your Skin.
Sample: Apparently, Pokemon is a form of magic.
Jess and Dean were making out, rather passionately today as well, when Rory happened to walk into the room. She screamed, loudly. Dean threw a sock at her, and it hit her in the mouth, and she started to choke.
Surprised by his boyfriend's spontaneously good aim, Jess burst into applause. They were happy, because Rory's homophobia was really getting under their skin.
Still coughing, Rory left. Dean and Jess continued to make out
Suddenly, a small yellow...rat? ran in, and from their extreme love for each other, and the presence of a yellow rat, Dean and Jess gave birth to magic, and Harry Potter.
"Pika pika?" asked Pikachu, perplexed.
Apparently, Pokemon is a form of magic. But Pikachu was cut short when Harry tried to shove him into a cage. Pikachu reacted instinctively and Thundershocked Harry.
Oddly enough, Harry was actually Ash, and this was a Pokemon episode. (A writer had gotten confused. Dark messy hair; it was an easy mistake.)
Then, shock horror! Team Rocket popped up.
"I feel like I've seen this before," said Jess, taking a moment to blink at them all.
Then in the distance, Rory exploded, because she was also allergic to deja vu (she's basically screwed from now until eternity, really). Dean ignored this, instead remarking, "On a cartoon show somewhere?"
"Yes," replied Jess, "where there is no difference in plot, just characters and the scene."
While Ash was suitably distracted by these strangers, Team Rocket got away with Pikachu.
Dean then threw his (secrectly concealed) Poke Ball! "Go! ...ummmm...Zefron!"
Jess was rather appalled that Dean had been concealing Zac Efron all this time.
"Go, Zefron! Suggestive Wink!" cried Dean, which Zefron did, and then Team Rocket became total fans and swooned over Zefron and forgot about Pikachu
"That's one strong attack," said Ash, impressed.
"Damn straight it is." said Dean proudly. "Can't see your Pikachu doing that."
"Pffft," replied Ash, going to retrieve his Pokemon. Dean made out with Jess to prove his point.
Realizing something was wrong, Celebi came from the future of the Pokemon universe and teleported Ash, Pikachu, and Team Rocket the hell out of there, and Zac Efron aswell, because he winked at Celebi too. Alas, Dean was left without his Zac, and the world of Pokemon was destroyed due to the Efron's influence.
Jess was actually rather pleased that Zac Efron was gone, except for the fact that Dean was sad, because he felt Zacless, and was now suffering from withdrawal symptoms and Zefronimia, the lack of Zac Efron. So Jess decided to cheer him up a bit with making out, and a dance and song number.
Unfortunately Jess wasn't too good at singing. But it's the effort that counts, and the fact he used a song written by Kelsi, from the local school, East High, in Albuquerque.
Dean was charmed.
Kelsi was at the piano during the number, which was also playing bass, and drums, and junk. Jess had called in a favor with the diminuitive pianist
(he had kidnapped her family and demanded she play, or she would never see them again).
As soon as Jess's song was done, he released the Nielsens.
Then Gabriella and Troy showed up, eager to unintentionally outshine and ruin Jess's future career as a performer forever. (Dean, however, didn't notice, being too wrapped up in his Jess.) They sang Jess's song exactly, but slower, lamer, and with less style (Jess was very Sharpay in the song).
Ignoring Troy and Gabriella, Dean and Jess went happily off into the sunset, and the movie finished with Gabriella and Troy being ever so successful, with very petty problems that were solved with song and dance and the eventual demise and conversion of evil to nice of the school antagonist. The end.
What: Gilmore Girls fanfiction with a momentary crossover into Pokemon by way of Harry Potter and RPS and the prerequisite crossover into High School Musical
Rating: PG mostly because I'm in a bad mood
Words: 629
Summary: You know the drill. 30_ways, theme 26) Under Your Skin.
Sample: Apparently, Pokemon is a form of magic.
Jess and Dean were making out, rather passionately today as well, when Rory happened to walk into the room. She screamed, loudly. Dean threw a sock at her, and it hit her in the mouth, and she started to choke.
Surprised by his boyfriend's spontaneously good aim, Jess burst into applause. They were happy, because Rory's homophobia was really getting under their skin.
Still coughing, Rory left. Dean and Jess continued to make out
Suddenly, a small yellow...rat? ran in, and from their extreme love for each other, and the presence of a yellow rat, Dean and Jess gave birth to magic, and Harry Potter.
"Pika pika?" asked Pikachu, perplexed.
Apparently, Pokemon is a form of magic. But Pikachu was cut short when Harry tried to shove him into a cage. Pikachu reacted instinctively and Thundershocked Harry.
Oddly enough, Harry was actually Ash, and this was a Pokemon episode. (A writer had gotten confused. Dark messy hair; it was an easy mistake.)
Then, shock horror! Team Rocket popped up.
"I feel like I've seen this before," said Jess, taking a moment to blink at them all.
Then in the distance, Rory exploded, because she was also allergic to deja vu (she's basically screwed from now until eternity, really). Dean ignored this, instead remarking, "On a cartoon show somewhere?"
"Yes," replied Jess, "where there is no difference in plot, just characters and the scene."
While Ash was suitably distracted by these strangers, Team Rocket got away with Pikachu.
Dean then threw his (secrectly concealed) Poke Ball! "Go! ...ummmm...Zefron!"
Jess was rather appalled that Dean had been concealing Zac Efron all this time.
"Go, Zefron! Suggestive Wink!" cried Dean, which Zefron did, and then Team Rocket became total fans and swooned over Zefron and forgot about Pikachu
"That's one strong attack," said Ash, impressed.
"Damn straight it is." said Dean proudly. "Can't see your Pikachu doing that."
"Pffft," replied Ash, going to retrieve his Pokemon. Dean made out with Jess to prove his point.
Realizing something was wrong, Celebi came from the future of the Pokemon universe and teleported Ash, Pikachu, and Team Rocket the hell out of there, and Zac Efron aswell, because he winked at Celebi too. Alas, Dean was left without his Zac, and the world of Pokemon was destroyed due to the Efron's influence.
Jess was actually rather pleased that Zac Efron was gone, except for the fact that Dean was sad, because he felt Zacless, and was now suffering from withdrawal symptoms and Zefronimia, the lack of Zac Efron. So Jess decided to cheer him up a bit with making out, and a dance and song number.
Unfortunately Jess wasn't too good at singing. But it's the effort that counts, and the fact he used a song written by Kelsi, from the local school, East High, in Albuquerque.
Dean was charmed.
Kelsi was at the piano during the number, which was also playing bass, and drums, and junk. Jess had called in a favor with the diminuitive pianist
(he had kidnapped her family and demanded she play, or she would never see them again).
As soon as Jess's song was done, he released the Nielsens.
Then Gabriella and Troy showed up, eager to unintentionally outshine and ruin Jess's future career as a performer forever. (Dean, however, didn't notice, being too wrapped up in his Jess.) They sang Jess's song exactly, but slower, lamer, and with less style (Jess was very Sharpay in the song).
Ignoring Troy and Gabriella, Dean and Jess went happily off into the sunset, and the movie finished with Gabriella and Troy being ever so successful, with very petty problems that were solved with song and dance and the eventual demise and conversion of evil to nice of the school antagonist. The end.