an open letter
Dear Jugo Juice in the Arts Building,
Please stop blasting Lady Gaga whenever I'm there for lunch/studying/whatever. I realize she's apparently THE SHIT right now, and for some reason people think she can sing, but if I have to hear that fucking song again, I will seriously consider smashing something. I might be able to tolerate the fact that your food is obscenely expensive and that your smoothies only exist to make eco-friendly hipsters happy, but even my angelic patience has it's limits. Because frankly, your music sucks worse than your service.
Also, I got to school an hour earlier than I had to for some reason. Crap.
Please stop blasting Lady Gaga whenever I'm there for lunch/studying/whatever. I realize she's apparently THE SHIT right now, and for some reason people think she can sing, but if I have to hear that fucking song again, I will seriously consider smashing something. I might be able to tolerate the fact that your food is obscenely expensive and that your smoothies only exist to make eco-friendly hipsters happy, but even my angelic patience has it's limits. Because frankly, your music sucks worse than your service.
Also, I got to school an hour earlier than I had to for some reason. Crap.