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I was disappointed by some friends tonight. it made me feel very small.
Anyway. The other night, this boy who I'd 'dated' a few times imed me drunk. It was a lot of skdjfkdj what the fuck dkdjfd fuc and you know how that goes. I was rolling my eyes throughout- like, what are you, 14 years old? Handle your liquor, amateur.
(I can drink 10 beers and still type well! maybe that makes me a functional alcoholic, but I'm proud)
At one point I said maybe you should go to bed ... to which he responded fuck you.
We didn't know each other well enough for that kinda nonsense, but I only said nice.
I think I might have been counting to 10.
Quick, judge me, he slurred, and signed off.
Tonight, he was online again, and since I was drunk myself, I decided to be all uppity and confrontational. So I asked him about it.
Oh, sorry. I'm a mean drunk. I inherited it from my dad.
How much NOT of a catch are you? jesus. Okay, so now we probably know it's pretty much pointless to even talk (he's the one who passed out on his floor after sex not long ago and made several silly and distasteful comments about his ex-gfs). Whatever though, I was drunk and uppity and wondering.
If I wasn't such a happy drunk, I might have said these things to him:
Lemme tell you what!
A: you're really bad in bed. passive, lame, boring. I like men who act like men, dammit. It made your penis seem even smaller than it probably is.
B: okay, so you're witty and charming enough in 70% of our conversations, but in the other 30%? All that shit talk about your ex-girlfriends and how much you've cheated in the past didn't make you seem cooler or more confident... it made you seem more insecure.
C: mean drunks suck. I mean, really really suck. And it's not like you were super-mean, but that little hint of what-could-come was not okay. Don't drink if it makes you an asshole. And if you're already an asshole (see above), please god... don't drink. Alcohol is supposed to make you happy and uninhibited in a good way. I will not talk to mean drunks. period.
Huh. Apparently, I can be a mean drunk too.
I wonder if he's as unhappy as I think he is, or just oblivious.
And this is why I keep on meeting guys online. Where else do you find this reeediculous drama?
Anyway. The other night, this boy who I'd 'dated' a few times imed me drunk. It was a lot of skdjfkdj what the fuck dkdjfd fuc and you know how that goes. I was rolling my eyes throughout- like, what are you, 14 years old? Handle your liquor, amateur.
(I can drink 10 beers and still type well! maybe that makes me a functional alcoholic, but I'm proud)
At one point I said maybe you should go to bed ... to which he responded fuck you.
We didn't know each other well enough for that kinda nonsense, but I only said nice.
I think I might have been counting to 10.
Quick, judge me, he slurred, and signed off.
Tonight, he was online again, and since I was drunk myself, I decided to be all uppity and confrontational. So I asked him about it.
Oh, sorry. I'm a mean drunk. I inherited it from my dad.
How much NOT of a catch are you? jesus. Okay, so now we probably know it's pretty much pointless to even talk (he's the one who passed out on his floor after sex not long ago and made several silly and distasteful comments about his ex-gfs). Whatever though, I was drunk and uppity and wondering.
If I wasn't such a happy drunk, I might have said these things to him:
Lemme tell you what!
A: you're really bad in bed. passive, lame, boring. I like men who act like men, dammit. It made your penis seem even smaller than it probably is.
B: okay, so you're witty and charming enough in 70% of our conversations, but in the other 30%? All that shit talk about your ex-girlfriends and how much you've cheated in the past didn't make you seem cooler or more confident... it made you seem more insecure.
C: mean drunks suck. I mean, really really suck. And it's not like you were super-mean, but that little hint of what-could-come was not okay. Don't drink if it makes you an asshole. And if you're already an asshole (see above), please god... don't drink. Alcohol is supposed to make you happy and uninhibited in a good way. I will not talk to mean drunks. period.
Huh. Apparently, I can be a mean drunk too.
I wonder if he's as unhappy as I think he is, or just oblivious.
And this is why I keep on meeting guys online. Where else do you find this reeediculous drama?