PG-13 entry.
Girls, I have heard that sex gets better as we get older- but I only halfway hoped it to be true. I'd heard stories about women who could orgasm at will right after their 30th birthday, but I never believed it! Not really!
Girls, it is true. Not the orgasm at will thing (although I haven't given up hope yet) but the sex getting better thing? True, so true. And I'm a couple weeks shy of my 30th birthday. What more amazing things are to come?
My cat has become a bird-serial killer. He caught one bird the other day, and boy opened the door and in he hopped with it in his fierce jaws! I screamed and he dropped it on my floor. I think he brought it for our dinner, how sweet. Boy picked it up and put it outside and it flew away. Then today, Evil Cat had another one in his fangs and he killed it! I shooed Devil Pussycat away and the poor sparrow sputtered and quietly died. It was very sad.
I refuse to hold dead bird body in my hands, even when my hands are covered by a plastic bag or paper towel. Boy is going to come throw it away for me. As it should be.
Girls, it is true. Not the orgasm at will thing (although I haven't given up hope yet) but the sex getting better thing? True, so true. And I'm a couple weeks shy of my 30th birthday. What more amazing things are to come?
My cat has become a bird-serial killer. He caught one bird the other day, and boy opened the door and in he hopped with it in his fierce jaws! I screamed and he dropped it on my floor. I think he brought it for our dinner, how sweet. Boy picked it up and put it outside and it flew away. Then today, Evil Cat had another one in his fangs and he killed it! I shooed Devil Pussycat away and the poor sparrow sputtered and quietly died. It was very sad.
I refuse to hold dead bird body in my hands, even when my hands are covered by a plastic bag or paper towel. Boy is going to come throw it away for me. As it should be.