For all that I take the piss out of everyone-has-an-eagle in Europe- especially two-headed-chernobyl-eagles- guess what I only just discovered to be the royal crest of the house of Mercia? You know. My Mercia. The Kingdom from which my Midland-massive are descended from.
Oh, of course.
...a twin-headed-chernobyl-eagle. /slow clap.
Still, when I have my never-being-had sons, I am totally calling them Offa, Æthelred, and Icel. B)