1. OMG Y CAN'T ENGLISH PEOPLE SAY SPANISH PLACES PROPERLY? CÁDIZ IS NOT CAD-EEZ, MALLORCA IS NOT MA-JAW-KA-- IOASHIDAD
It grates on my nerves. Especially when it's a Geography teacher who I usually like teaching kids about PARMA DUH MAJAWKA.
/irrational.
YES I REALISE THAT I CAN'T PRONOUNCE ANYTHING FRENCH/ MOST GERMAN THINGS/ ANYTHING NOT ENGLISH, SPANISH OR CHINESE PROPERLY. LET ME BE A HYPOCRITE. D8<
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2. So, like, omg~ HETALIA ANIMU GET!
Actually, I loved it like I love Gilbo's raging cock. Poland made my heart fall out of my chest with joy. Jen noticed that he and Lithuania had matching ties.
Those dirty fagets.
And Poland's homosexual talk 2 da hand pose? It made my life.
And Spain. Looking sexy. Those children are in for a treat. <3
3. Pimping out the sexiest meme ever.
Hetalia fans.
Loving on Austria and his lovely wife Hungary? Enjoying the heterosexual life-partnership of Poland and Lithuania? Feeling the tenderness that is Germany and his bed-mate Italy?
But have you ever felt like you were missing something?
Ever looked at a fellow Hetafag and thought... damn... I could so ship them.
THEN FEAR NO MORE.
FOR SOMEONE (who surprisingly isn't me. No, really, truly.) HAS CREATED THE GODLINESS THAT IS;
hetafagkink MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE~!!