So...It's almost a year since I posted in this thing and what is my grand re-entry?? Have I won the lottery? Have I gotten married? Did I kill my boss? Nope...I thought Jenn's Santa letter thing was funny. So I did it. What's weird though is that it picked all of my friends from London. Maybe it's a sign....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I put gum in
dickon_edwards's hair (-12 points). In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In April
oneofthose and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I set
roughlover's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (190 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
starshape