ND's version...
So it twas the night before wednesday.
And all through the DU, not a female was stirring for Mike to wake up to.
So he went out of doors with 4 other dorks.
Pete laden with cigars, and smirnoff in the pants of Lemar's.
Pokey with cancer in his lungs and both Mikes lookin for some sexual funs(with ladies, not each other or lemar).
After they were a wine-ing and a dine-ing in the room with the cheese. Lemar harkened unto thee. "Ho a journey I forsee."
So out they went with cancer filled sticks, in search of inebriated chicks. Wanderlust the 4 did seem, till they came upon the freshman scene.
Into the building the 4 men did go, To Erica's room Lemar doth rode. I jested as I should, for that hat upon my head said I could.
Thankfully we left the hell of holes, to see the RA of ole.
Lemar declared to Yianni he would go, with Pokey in tow,
Waiting for Pete, Mike got locked in phone booth and stayed for about a week.
When out he came to Rutherford we made way, for Pokey scaled the wall to the Wine and Cheese buffet.
Like chimneys we puffed on through the night, but never did I catch in my sight.
A lady for me that I could enjoy, but Ill always have that tuesday night chillin with ma boys.
And all through the DU, not a female was stirring for Mike to wake up to.
So he went out of doors with 4 other dorks.
Pete laden with cigars, and smirnoff in the pants of Lemar's.
Pokey with cancer in his lungs and both Mikes lookin for some sexual funs(with ladies, not each other or lemar).
After they were a wine-ing and a dine-ing in the room with the cheese. Lemar harkened unto thee. "Ho a journey I forsee."
So out they went with cancer filled sticks, in search of inebriated chicks. Wanderlust the 4 did seem, till they came upon the freshman scene.
Into the building the 4 men did go, To Erica's room Lemar doth rode. I jested as I should, for that hat upon my head said I could.
Thankfully we left the hell of holes, to see the RA of ole.
Lemar declared to Yianni he would go, with Pokey in tow,
Waiting for Pete, Mike got locked in phone booth and stayed for about a week.
When out he came to Rutherford we made way, for Pokey scaled the wall to the Wine and Cheese buffet.
Like chimneys we puffed on through the night, but never did I catch in my sight.
A lady for me that I could enjoy, but Ill always have that tuesday night chillin with ma boys.