Indiana Jones
So......the day started out with myself Mikey and CHIRSTOPHER! going to IHOP in which we drank coffee and had a disscussion about the jizz on CHRISTOPHER'S plate lol. From there, myself and Michael Wayne went back to my house where I cut his hair and did a pretty good job on it if I dont say so myself.
We ended up leaving at like 5 to go to see Through the eyes of the dead in saginaw. So on the way there, Ryan told some queer that he wanted to fuck the dude's girlfriend. He got all pissed and told Ryan that he's a quote"FUCKING ASSHOLE,"unquote, and then I winked at him. As you can see we're reeeaaaalll intimidated by this point lol, and then they disappeared so whatever. So as we drove on I-75 a while we heard the prom kings and other kick ass songs the radio and seen a newly wed couple :-) We arrived in Saginaw at about 6:30 or so and ended up at jamestown hall around like 7. We first met Liza Jade and her friends and then Ryan ended up hanging out with these other 3 girls while Buttsex Ranger and I (RIGHT ANGLE MAAANNNNN) were watchin bands and shit which kicked fuckin ass. We were bullshitin with Anthony from Through the eyes of the dead and assissted him in finding a girl to give him some brains. It didn't happen for him I dont think but Ryan sure was happy considering he ended up in his truck stickin his winkee in that girl's kitchen sinkie for 2 hours. Thats ok though because after Through the eyes of the dead were done playing we were hangin out with our new friend Liza Jade. Im not gonna lie I love that name...Apparently her mom plays the "putar," I dont think ive ever played one of those before but ill have to check it out. She's really cool though.....I wish there were more people like her out here cuz people are gay in this area.
So then after we left we start driving and it was really dark so Ryan pulled over and took off his headlight covers. Well he didnt realize that he left his phone on the hood and about 30 miles later something came up and got caught on the windshield wipers. We turned on the dome light to realize that it was his phone that was caught on them and then we pulled over and got it. Then, about 20 mins afterwards, our tire blew up and we were stranded for about a good hour and a half untill the tow truck came with a jack & shit since we didnt have one.This was also after numerous people have stopped to see what was wrong, which includes the state police being one of them. So......after that now, we need gas. Well, we get off at the next exit and happened to come across the same gas station we were at when we were taking a joyride in lake orion and that one was closed, then we found and ended up on the same street that the guy chased us down in lake orion and wanted us to get get out of our cars at 50 miles an hour. At about 4:15 we finally got home and I walked in the house with my ass hanging out cuz i felt like it :-) ......
RIGHT ANGLE MAANNNN!!!!!!
We ended up leaving at like 5 to go to see Through the eyes of the dead in saginaw. So on the way there, Ryan told some queer that he wanted to fuck the dude's girlfriend. He got all pissed and told Ryan that he's a quote"FUCKING ASSHOLE,"unquote, and then I winked at him. As you can see we're reeeaaaalll intimidated by this point lol, and then they disappeared so whatever. So as we drove on I-75 a while we heard the prom kings and other kick ass songs the radio and seen a newly wed couple :-) We arrived in Saginaw at about 6:30 or so and ended up at jamestown hall around like 7. We first met Liza Jade and her friends and then Ryan ended up hanging out with these other 3 girls while Buttsex Ranger and I (RIGHT ANGLE MAAANNNNN) were watchin bands and shit which kicked fuckin ass. We were bullshitin with Anthony from Through the eyes of the dead and assissted him in finding a girl to give him some brains. It didn't happen for him I dont think but Ryan sure was happy considering he ended up in his truck stickin his winkee in that girl's kitchen sinkie for 2 hours. Thats ok though because after Through the eyes of the dead were done playing we were hangin out with our new friend Liza Jade. Im not gonna lie I love that name...Apparently her mom plays the "putar," I dont think ive ever played one of those before but ill have to check it out. She's really cool though.....I wish there were more people like her out here cuz people are gay in this area.
So then after we left we start driving and it was really dark so Ryan pulled over and took off his headlight covers. Well he didnt realize that he left his phone on the hood and about 30 miles later something came up and got caught on the windshield wipers. We turned on the dome light to realize that it was his phone that was caught on them and then we pulled over and got it. Then, about 20 mins afterwards, our tire blew up and we were stranded for about a good hour and a half untill the tow truck came with a jack & shit since we didnt have one.This was also after numerous people have stopped to see what was wrong, which includes the state police being one of them. So......after that now, we need gas. Well, we get off at the next exit and happened to come across the same gas station we were at when we were taking a joyride in lake orion and that one was closed, then we found and ended up on the same street that the guy chased us down in lake orion and wanted us to get get out of our cars at 50 miles an hour. At about 4:15 we finally got home and I walked in the house with my ass hanging out cuz i felt like it :-) ......
RIGHT ANGLE MAANNNN!!!!!!