I'll do it this time!

[starsandtildes]

Give me a person or ship and I will write one sentence each of ten genres for them.

01. Angst
02. AU
03. Crack
04. Crossover
05. First Time
06. Fluff
07. Humor
08. Hurt/Comfort
09. Smut or Awkward Situation (I reserve the right to choose which one)
10. UST

Comments

I would hope not! also I can't write these two, have a valiant effort

[starsandtildes]

01. Kusajishi wasn't even safe for an animal, so what was he going to do with a little girl out here?
02. The weirdest thing about those two bank robbers, the cop told his wife while he was recovering, was when the little girl spinning her guns on the giant's shoulders squealed out "Fuck the police!", the big guy reached up to smack her on the head and growl at her for her language.
03. With all the ribbons in his hair, she'd have something to grab onto if she started slipping off Ken-chan's back!
04. (Yotsuba&!) At "Nuh-uh, Boxerman could totally beat up your dad!" Koiwai stuffed his hand over his daughter's mouth and shook his head frantically.
05. The first time she did his hair with the bells, they fell out after about an hour, but she ran back to collect each one to try again tomorrow.
06. Yachiru loved the view from his shoulders, even though it made hugs kinda hard.
07. Between fear of the trouncing they'd get from Yachiru, and the beating they'd get from Kenpachi if they won, new recruits to Eleventh stopped dreaming of the lieutenant's position very quickly.
08. "C'mon kid, I know it hurts, but if you're gonna grow up tough you gotta keep going."
09. "Ken-chan, is that pink thing what you were callin' 'shikai'?"
10. Yachiru brought boys home, but they never lasted past the first date and the crushing weight they felt off the nameless sword on the table.