DOOM DEMANDS YOU READ THIS, JENNIFER.
DOOM DEMANDS YOU HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY.
I am not KIDDING, JENNIFER. If you do NOT celebrate in a manner PLEASING UNTO DOOM, the day of your NATAL CELEBRATION shall be observed in LATVERIA by MASS CLIFF TOSSING.
Do you want that on your conscious? DO YOU? DO YOU???????
DOOM DOES NOT THINK SO.
Go celebrate and MAKE VERY MERRY. Possibly you should have a DRINK or buy yourself a PRESENT.
DO THIS OR DOOM WILL UNLEASH TERROR IN YOUR NAME ON LATVERIA!!!11111
Also, have some cake.
Sincerely,
Victor Von Doom
I am not KIDDING, JENNIFER. If you do NOT celebrate in a manner PLEASING UNTO DOOM, the day of your NATAL CELEBRATION shall be observed in LATVERIA by MASS CLIFF TOSSING.
Do you want that on your conscious? DO YOU? DO YOU???????
DOOM DOES NOT THINK SO.
Go celebrate and MAKE VERY MERRY. Possibly you should have a DRINK or buy yourself a PRESENT.
DO THIS OR DOOM WILL UNLEASH TERROR IN YOUR NAME ON LATVERIA!!!11111
Also, have some cake.
Sincerely,
Victor Von Doom