HAHHHH!
OHHH SHIT
i loved fondue night
dave goode i wish it were your birthday EVERYDAY
and dave's birthday pt 2/lizzie's half birthday has yet to even happen
jeeeeeeeeeez
i had fun with all my favorite people from pitt (which essentially means all of my favorite people)
(justin wasn't there though, and he's quite possibly my favoritest, (well i mean in one sense of the word, i love them all too much to express) but it's ok because i was wearing high heels, well i mean not that i refuse to see him when i'm wearing high heels, but dave goldstein would just make fun of us more, and i live to please dave goldstein)
also erik wasn't there but we had a delicious lunch at the off ramp today.
full of good times and really deep conversations about how perverted high school theatre is.
so brian and i, our marriage is over.
true story.
i'm not angry at him, and that's not why it's over
alright i know it probably is a big rumor and if pittsburgh had a gossip paper,
we'd be front page.
he apologized "supposedly" for hurting my feelings
it's not my fault i'm so sensitive, and he's so heartless
oh, brian, you're so suave.
i haven't divorced alot of people,
and i hope i never have to but i hope they're as easy as that was.
i LOVE YOU BRI PIE BABY CAKES SCHNOOKUM SWEETS POOR PEOPLE HATER BUG
please come to nyc with me and be really awkward around my sisters.
i'm still facebooking all the girls that think we're dating and saying "does brian ever talk about me!?"
i think gary sanderson actually thinks lizzie and i are fighting over him.
this is awkward. oh, gary. lothrop dad. i hope and pray that next spring i will be in lothrop and be able to sit outside his dorm and listen to him eat sleep breathe and think (gary strikes me as the type of person who thinks out loud when he's alone "hm this candy is delicious.. i love soccer!")
so i was really busy talking on the escalator and forgot that it ended and i tripped some
luckily neil got the shit beat out of him by a different escalator so i didn't look as dumb
and i didn't have battle scars, a la neil. this is probably because i'm a woman.
and at the dinner table i was trying to sort things out democratically (seriously ryan morrison i was)
and then i said we should go around and say how we all felt about the different fondues
and then neil and ryan and dave yelled at me for being a "dumb motherfucking woman"
(direct quote)
i got dave the best birthday present ever. we learned alot about the ghetto lifestyle. and women who have two butt cheeks. (lizzie didn't learn anything she knew already, because she's really ghetto)
and we played telephone (brian fucked it up) and ryan got really angry at us for telling secrets
it seems to me like someone missed out on an important part of childhood (telephone)
just so everyone knows, the phrase was "i'm giving dave goode my vagina for his birthday"
or something, and yes, dave goldstein started it.
lizzie and i both made jokes that made ourselves laugh more than anyone.
brian hates poor people (not dave goode's parents, thanks goodes, love you)
i actually watched him punch a bum and steal his change.
this entry vaguely reminds me of a middle-school era shout out style profile.
and i'm saying, we were all sober
and had more fun than i think i've ever thought i was having drunk
unless anyone got drunk off the wine in the fondue (LAMEASSES)
and,
this entry is not as good as neil's entry.
i'm subpar to him, for i am a woman.
PEACE!
i loved fondue night
dave goode i wish it were your birthday EVERYDAY
and dave's birthday pt 2/lizzie's half birthday has yet to even happen
jeeeeeeeeeez
i had fun with all my favorite people from pitt (which essentially means all of my favorite people)
(justin wasn't there though, and he's quite possibly my favoritest, (well i mean in one sense of the word, i love them all too much to express) but it's ok because i was wearing high heels, well i mean not that i refuse to see him when i'm wearing high heels, but dave goldstein would just make fun of us more, and i live to please dave goldstein)
also erik wasn't there but we had a delicious lunch at the off ramp today.
full of good times and really deep conversations about how perverted high school theatre is.
so brian and i, our marriage is over.
true story.
i'm not angry at him, and that's not why it's over
alright i know it probably is a big rumor and if pittsburgh had a gossip paper,
we'd be front page.
he apologized "supposedly" for hurting my feelings
it's not my fault i'm so sensitive, and he's so heartless
oh, brian, you're so suave.
i haven't divorced alot of people,
and i hope i never have to but i hope they're as easy as that was.
i LOVE YOU BRI PIE BABY CAKES SCHNOOKUM SWEETS POOR PEOPLE HATER BUG
please come to nyc with me and be really awkward around my sisters.
i'm still facebooking all the girls that think we're dating and saying "does brian ever talk about me!?"
i think gary sanderson actually thinks lizzie and i are fighting over him.
this is awkward. oh, gary. lothrop dad. i hope and pray that next spring i will be in lothrop and be able to sit outside his dorm and listen to him eat sleep breathe and think (gary strikes me as the type of person who thinks out loud when he's alone "hm this candy is delicious.. i love soccer!")
so i was really busy talking on the escalator and forgot that it ended and i tripped some
luckily neil got the shit beat out of him by a different escalator so i didn't look as dumb
and i didn't have battle scars, a la neil. this is probably because i'm a woman.
and at the dinner table i was trying to sort things out democratically (seriously ryan morrison i was)
and then i said we should go around and say how we all felt about the different fondues
and then neil and ryan and dave yelled at me for being a "dumb motherfucking woman"
(direct quote)
i got dave the best birthday present ever. we learned alot about the ghetto lifestyle. and women who have two butt cheeks. (lizzie didn't learn anything she knew already, because she's really ghetto)
and we played telephone (brian fucked it up) and ryan got really angry at us for telling secrets
it seems to me like someone missed out on an important part of childhood (telephone)
just so everyone knows, the phrase was "i'm giving dave goode my vagina for his birthday"
or something, and yes, dave goldstein started it.
lizzie and i both made jokes that made ourselves laugh more than anyone.
brian hates poor people (not dave goode's parents, thanks goodes, love you)
i actually watched him punch a bum and steal his change.
this entry vaguely reminds me of a middle-school era shout out style profile.
and i'm saying, we were all sober
and had more fun than i think i've ever thought i was having drunk
unless anyone got drunk off the wine in the fondue (LAMEASSES)
and,
this entry is not as good as neil's entry.
i'm subpar to him, for i am a woman.
PEACE!