You know, I've never actually done this type of meme before.
List ten celebrity crushes and then answer the questions under the cut.
1. Leland Orser
2. Liev Schreiber
3. Jeff Goldblum
4. William Fichtner
5. Adrien Brody
6. Scott Grimes
7. Sylvester McCoy (SHUT UP HE COUNTS OKAY)
8. David Anders
9. Alan Rickman
10. Matthew Lewis
Man, these don't even really count as crushes. More like people I just fucking love. What can I say, I'm slightly bored. On to the questionnaire:
So what do you like most about 2? (Liev Schreiber)
The man is an acting GOD. I wish I had as much talent in my little finger as he does altogether.
If you could do anything with 4, what would it be? (William Fichtner)
Honestly? I'd ask him about his time working on Contact. I absolutely adored him as Kent Clark, who was based on the real-life Kent Cullers, who I once had a phone conversation with (it was awesome), soooo... yeah, I'm a huge geek.
Who would you choose between 5 and 7? (Adrien Brody and Sylvester McCoy)
Sylvester McCoy. I'd love to spend a day just chewing the fat with him.
Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1? (Leland Orser)
Straight to 11, man.
What do you find most attractive about 7? (Sylvester McCoy)
VOICE VOICE VOICE. And his eyes. I find them extremely compelling.
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on? (Jeff Goldblum)
Something geektastic, I imagine.
If 8 was a type of season, which season would it be? (David Anders)
Hmm. Spring, maybe. Or autumn, on the flip side.
Why is 10 not higher up your list? (Matthew Lewis)
He was the last person I thought of to fill the list up.
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up? (Matthew Lewis)
Not a thing. He's cute as hell and seems like a genuinely nice kid and I adore him.
What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4? (Liev Schreiber and Jeff Goldblum)
Oy. Um. One where I wouldn't come off as an utter imbecile. They both seem so intelligent. Other than that, one in which we could all geek out over a shared interest and just have a good time.
Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
Hmm. Tough one. I'd have to go with David Anders and Scott Grimes. We could turn it into a disaster musical.
Marry, shag or kiss - 4, 6, 8? (William Fichtner, Scott Grimes, David Anders)
UH. *brain breaks* I DON'T KNOW?
marry - Scott Grimes
shag - David Anders
kiss - William Fichtner
What do you hate most about 7? (Sylvester McCoy)
He isn't immortal, and therefore won't be around to grace us with his awesome until the sun explodes.
Have you ever thought how you'll react when you meet 3? (David Tennant)
Like I ever will? But I imagine it would be much like seeing Ted Keegan again last weekend--I wanted to vomit from nerves and my voice got shaky and high-pitched. :)
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on TV before? (Leland Orser and Liev Schreiber)
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT.
Have you ever dreamt about 6? (Scott Grimes)
On a semi-regular basis, as Morris. (Hey Jo, sometimes I have dreams where I'm Chapman. *is shot*)
Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
For sheer cuteness factor, Matthew Lewis. I wonder if he ever got to do that kind of thing. Do British schools have those?
Cuddle, glomp, or kiss 1, 3, 5? (Leland Orser, Jeff Goldblum, Adrien Brody)
cuddle - Jeff Goldblum
glomp - Leland Orser, damn straight
kiss - Adrien Brody (he is not built for cuddling or glomping)
If you could give anything to 10, what would it be? (Matthew Lewis)
My sincere admiration.
Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick? Adrien Brody, because son needs to CUT HIS HAIR.
Kiss? Gah. Alan Rickman.
Pinch cheek? Matthew Lewis, except not really.
Run away with? Sylvester McCoy. I would be his companion and blow up stuff.
Act like an idiot with? Scott Grimes or David Anders, they seem like silly people :)
Cry on? Liev Schreiber.
Take to see your parents? Alan Rickman. Because they would up and DIE from awesome.
Cross dress with? Scott Grimes.
Swap lives with for a day? Hmm. David Anders. He has no children and can sing and gets to act for a living.