Random Blow-By-Blow: ER 15.4, "Parental Guidance"
I'm getting caught up in reverse. Which is probably dumb of me, I know, but I really wanted to see Dubenko telling Brenner he'd remove his gallbladder if he hurt Neela. (YOU TOTALLY LOVE HER AND YOU KNOW IT.)
- GTFO, Gates.
- If Morris and Brenner become the next buddy team... I dunno.
- Angela Bassett Dr. Banfield will Fuck Your Shit Up.
- Wooooo I already have Tracy pegged as a major bitch. Though sorry, Morris, the tie is a little unfortunate. Also, pairing her up with Brenner can't end well.
- lol drive-by Dubenko.
- also lmao "Don't touch me."
- dude, Andrew the surgery intern is cute. Oh, Leland, I have missed those beautiful eyes of yours. Dubenko thanking Brenner sounded an awful lot like pulling teeth. Though he sounded like he honestly meant owing Brenner one.
- also, Andrew, Dubenko, and Brenner all look like they need a good shave.
- hey, it turns out Banfield really WILL fuck your shit up.
- what the hell kind of a screen name is SkunkHollow?
- did Gates just say he'll take care of the full board? Shit, I feel better already.
- LMAO 80-year-old woman is awesome. QUIT BEING A KILLJOY, TRACY. And Dubenko's all "lul..." So nice to see a smile on his face. Though the scraggly is somewhat off-putting.
- HAHAHAHAHA OMFG SHE JUST HIT ON BRENNER. I hope I'm that awesome when I'm eighty, is all I'm saying.
- Whoa, a rare Dubenko-Morris interaction. (Old roleplay still makes this occurrence extremely amusing to me.)
- awwwwww it's Morris' call girl friend from last season. He's such a flirt. :)
- wtf TWO Dubenko-Morris interactions. This is going to make screencapping a bitch.
- Dude, Dubenko, you know you SO wish it wasn't the end of your and Neela's relationship when you walk outside County. Also, you're a giant raging liar on that account. (Although if it's your way of telling Brenner to go the fuck away, I will grant you that.)
- OH SNAP "find someone else to bang and cast aside". Though isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? Remember Skye? (I don't think I'll ever be able to make myself watch those episodes. RAGING OOC. DO NOT WANT.)
- mmm, brisket.
- Damn, Morris, you're so cute when you're flirting and not being a slimeball about it.
- hahaha awkward awkward Ryan trying to fade into the background awkward awkward sup Morris, you just got asked on a date flub flub flub AND HE TURNS HER DOWN. Ryan is all "what the fuck is wrong with you?" LOL eye-expression arguing.
- DAMN SCOTT GRIMES YOU ARE TOO CUTE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
- Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah opening up those ribs... brb vomiting
- I love you so hard, Dubenko. You shouldn't have relented, though. (Brenner's all "O_o?")
- Wait, CPS has to get involved since the mom spanks her kids? *headslam*
- You know, if the audience didn't already suspect younger sister Claire was pure evil, I suspect that shot of her watching dispassionately as her sister's blanket went up in flames would do the trick.
- Also, anyone who would actually buy her cover story is a fucking idiot.
- I love how Morris developed a set of morals somewhere. I bet he always had them but, well, when you're a professional laughingstock... Poor thing, though, I guess Hope really burned him. (He could do better than her anyway.)
- Also, am I the only person really really amused by the fact that Ryan is doing an eerie imitation of early!Morris, and Morris is disgusted by it? Oh, irony.
- If I never hear Morris called "Archibald" again it will be too soon.
- And Morris' kicked puppy look = omg I want to hug him and kick Hope's ass.
- Claire is officially Pure Fucking Evil.
- Please go out with Dubenko, Neela. I know you won't, but please do it anyway.
- Sorry Mom, but your kid is a psychopath. What the hell do you want Banfield to do, sugarcoat it?
- Heeeeeeeeee I think I hear your voice, Dr. Greene!
- GTFO, Gates.
- If Morris and Brenner become the next buddy team... I dunno.
- Angela Bassett Dr. Banfield will Fuck Your Shit Up.
- Wooooo I already have Tracy pegged as a major bitch. Though sorry, Morris, the tie is a little unfortunate. Also, pairing her up with Brenner can't end well.
- lol drive-by Dubenko.
- also lmao "Don't touch me."
- dude, Andrew the surgery intern is cute. Oh, Leland, I have missed those beautiful eyes of yours. Dubenko thanking Brenner sounded an awful lot like pulling teeth. Though he sounded like he honestly meant owing Brenner one.
- also, Andrew, Dubenko, and Brenner all look like they need a good shave.
- hey, it turns out Banfield really WILL fuck your shit up.
- what the hell kind of a screen name is SkunkHollow?
- did Gates just say he'll take care of the full board? Shit, I feel better already.
- LMAO 80-year-old woman is awesome. QUIT BEING A KILLJOY, TRACY. And Dubenko's all "lul..." So nice to see a smile on his face. Though the scraggly is somewhat off-putting.
- HAHAHAHAHA OMFG SHE JUST HIT ON BRENNER. I hope I'm that awesome when I'm eighty, is all I'm saying.
- Whoa, a rare Dubenko-Morris interaction. (Old roleplay still makes this occurrence extremely amusing to me.)
- awwwwww it's Morris' call girl friend from last season. He's such a flirt. :)
- wtf TWO Dubenko-Morris interactions. This is going to make screencapping a bitch.
- Dude, Dubenko, you know you SO wish it wasn't the end of your and Neela's relationship when you walk outside County. Also, you're a giant raging liar on that account. (Although if it's your way of telling Brenner to go the fuck away, I will grant you that.)
- OH SNAP "find someone else to bang and cast aside". Though isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? Remember Skye? (I don't think I'll ever be able to make myself watch those episodes. RAGING OOC. DO NOT WANT.)
- mmm, brisket.
- Damn, Morris, you're so cute when you're flirting and not being a slimeball about it.
- hahaha awkward awkward Ryan trying to fade into the background awkward awkward sup Morris, you just got asked on a date flub flub flub AND HE TURNS HER DOWN. Ryan is all "what the fuck is wrong with you?" LOL eye-expression arguing.
- DAMN SCOTT GRIMES YOU ARE TOO CUTE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
- Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah opening up those ribs... brb vomiting
- I love you so hard, Dubenko. You shouldn't have relented, though. (Brenner's all "O_o?")
- Wait, CPS has to get involved since the mom spanks her kids? *headslam*
- You know, if the audience didn't already suspect younger sister Claire was pure evil, I suspect that shot of her watching dispassionately as her sister's blanket went up in flames would do the trick.
- Also, anyone who would actually buy her cover story is a fucking idiot.
- I love how Morris developed a set of morals somewhere. I bet he always had them but, well, when you're a professional laughingstock... Poor thing, though, I guess Hope really burned him. (He could do better than her anyway.)
- Also, am I the only person really really amused by the fact that Ryan is doing an eerie imitation of early!Morris, and Morris is disgusted by it? Oh, irony.
- If I never hear Morris called "Archibald" again it will be too soon.
- And Morris' kicked puppy look = omg I want to hug him and kick Hope's ass.
- Claire is officially Pure Fucking Evil.
- Please go out with Dubenko, Neela. I know you won't, but please do it anyway.
- Sorry Mom, but your kid is a psychopath. What the hell do you want Banfield to do, sugarcoat it?
- Heeeeeeeeee I think I hear your voice, Dr. Greene!