Aug 05, 2008 03:53
Dero stalks again! OY.
Stalked again, a rant by stars_fell.
derogative is stalking stars_fellderogative's REAL name :Summerlin Rogerderogative's REAL DOB :22nd March 1979Height :174 cmWeight : 72.7 kgderogative has dreamt about you : 11 times derogative became interested in you : 04th December 2006derogative's latest dream about you You are stranded with derogative on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.This is how derogative describes your relationship behind your back 'I think it likes me. They must like me otherwise they would have told me to fuck off surely? Perhaps it's just polite. Fuck please God, make her love me!'derogative's been stealing stuff from your house too. You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well derogative has them.They've even started modifying their body for you derogative made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball's removed especially for you.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper.
The Police No. calls to the police : 12 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Hi, could you put me through to the police? Hi this is stars_fell. Yes that is my real name, what's so funny? I'm ringing to report a serious egging at my home. This psycho I met off the internet came over here just under an hour ago and started pelting my bedroom window relentlesly for what must have been half an hour before our next door neighbours dog came out."derogative's Police File derogative is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about derogative
iconillusion - Breastfeeder of Cats
'I can't believe what I'm hearing! derogative a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes...'
commodoresexual - Fathers goats
'derogative was a depressing bore and I'm fucking glad they've been outted as a twat. Means I won't have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.'
lafemmedarla - Eats everything.
'Thank Christ I never let derogative into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!'
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