I know there's something in the wake of your smile
...I get a notion from the look in your eyes.
Alrighty, I'm picking back up where I *angrily* left off the other night, heh. Yeah, I'll be typing up ALL long entries in Word first from now on. I dunno WHY I didn't learn that earlier cause that wasn't the first time that's happened to me. Doyyyy. So yes, I am now calm and ready to proceed. :D
Mmkay I'll just jump right in. So she got here Thursday the 11th and I left school early to go pick her up from the airport... about 12:30, I think. I didn't have any problems finding her this time either. In fact it was even quicker than last time because when I pulled around to the arrival gates, there she was sitting on the bench waiting for me, hehe. So I got out and waved her down and she ran over w/ her luggage and we had our AHHH SQUEEEEEE *HUGGLES* moment (lol), and got going. We were both hungry, seeing as how it was lunch time and all so we headed to this authentic Mexican restaurant I had told her I'd take her to. I had to stop at the bank first to get mula and then we headed right over there and ate. Mine was ehhhh... they didn't have my rellenos de queso that I usually get and the carne one was ick, so. But she liked her flautas (right?) so it wasn't a toootal ick, haha.
After that we just went back to my house to put up her stuff and chill a while before we got ready to go out w/ Chelle Belle that night (Michelle). My mom cooked a couple hrs before we went out so we ate a bit and Andrea was like *drool* over my mom's cheese baked spaghetti. :p AND my salad, might I add. I tear the lettuce and chop the tomatoes in a special way, if I do say so myself. Heeee. Right. So yeah, we laughed at various livejournal things (lol) after that and then got ready. Michelle picked us up about 9pm and we headed to the downtown Big D for sushi and clubbing (yeah, we weren't really hungry which actually ended up being a good thing cause their sushi was NASTE-Y, omg). We talked and laughed and I ogled what I thought was a hot wator until he got closer and I was like mehhhh lol. I tend to do that seeing as how I have horrible vision and refuse to hide my eyes w/ glasses. :D So that was all fun even though I got kinda choked and had to spit my spicy tuna roll into my napkin loll. Yeeeeah, did I mention that it was GROSS? They were just toooo dang BIG and I don't have a huge mouth and yeah, it wasn't a good sushi experience. No go to Blue Fish anymore. *vomit face*
So we walked the streets after that (lol), in search of the hottest clubs/bars that night. Thursday night is College Night here so unfortunately it's mostly kids everywhere. But whatev, I just go to DANCE and to kick it wit my giiirls, yo. *acts like she's down* Okay so the first bar we go to... I can't remember the name, we get our drinks and we're just chilling at a table when the 2 doofuses try to come up and mack on us lol... omg. It was funny. I mean, they weren't COMPLETELY ugly and laughable, but yeeeeah. We laughed. loll And my gosh, wasn't I just pleasantly surprised when the one sitting next to me stuck out his hand and said "hey I'm Robert, and you are?"... *blink* Yeah, I just glared across the table at Andrea and Chelle lol. Gaaaawd. It was a perfect start to my night, lemme tell ya. ANYWAY, after we got outta there we just bar hopped a little while longer before hitting the clubs. Yes, as Andrea nowaynovember_ said in her own entry, the first club we landed at was called Creme (wasn't it spelled that way instead of Cream??). Yeah, its looks were deceiving from the outside. I told them I had a bad feeling about it but we went in anyway, haha. The cover was only $5, which Andrea, being her sweet self paid before any of us had a chance to get out our wallets. But it was just the $5 for ALL of us so it wasn't a total loss. It was just really sparce inside and just a buncha brothas sitting on leather couches, sipping on gin and juice or something. Tee hee... yeah we had our own fun in the upstairs VIP room (LOL oh man that sounds wroooong). NO no nooo, it was completely girls-just-wanna-have-fun innocent. There wasn't anyone else up there (otherwise I would NOT have been partaking in the risque pics we took lol -- mutual friends of Andrea have seen these and the rest of you will directly :p), so yes, we took some CUH-RAZY goofy pics and grinded the floor and bar like nobody's business loll. It was like the Candyshop video w/o Fitty, hahahahaa. So taboo.
We eventually ended up at Uropa, the club I always end up at when I go to DE. Ehhh, I'm just over that club. BUT it was fun shake-shakin it in the cage w/ Miss Andrea. We TOWWW IT UP! >:P And they did play a lot of good songs. But yeah, it's mostly college kids there every time I've gone and they're just gross and annoying. I swear, these girls have NO kinda shame, decency or sense of how to be a lady because my GAWD they made me sick w/ how they were "dancing"... sticking their nasty tuna cooch asses out of the bars of the cage w/ a SKIRT AND THONG on, putting it in ther boyfriend or fuck buddy's or WHOEVER'S face, and just pretty much partaking in oral sex in a freaking CLUB. I mean damn, just move over your 1/2 inch g-string from underneath your 5 inch skirt and go to town!! May as well! Nasty hoes. I mean, okay, there's dancing and dressing sexy and then there's just vulgar NASTINESS. It's actually insulting and I wanted to get out of there after seeing that. And OMG that wasn't even the worst! There was this other SKAAAANK ass hoochie, also in a skirt, but she was down on the lower platform thing by the cage and she had her fat cellulite legs wrapped around this dude's waist, and she was seriously like F*CKING him. I am not even lying. He was holding her hips and pounding into her just like they were doing it and like people were gathering around and watching. I literally just stopped in my tracks when I saw that from the cage. I was like "ANDREA! OMG! LOOK!" and I don't remember if she saw before they stopped. UGH. I felt violated.
And okay, the last major gross-out-WTF?! thing of that evening... so me and Andrea were minding our own business, dancing and having a good time in the cage (Michelle isn't much of a dancer so she pretty much watched us from the bar and fended off guys all night, hehe), when the unthinkable occurred. I was dancing like in front of Andrea w/ my back to her, standing near the cage in what I now know is only arms-length away from the people down below, when all of a sudden I felt this hand reach up and GRAB MY ASS AND CROTCH! YES!! I was stunned. My eyes just popped out and I turned around to Andrea (which for a split second I actually thought it was her LOLL! yeah we still laugh heartily about that), and she was like "what??" and I looked down to see the asshole pull his arm back through the cage, so I knew it was him and ya know what I did? I reached out through the bars and KICKED that motherfucker w/ my 4 inch heel as HARD as I could in the ribs. Ommmg, I was livid. Heh heh and it was AWESOME seeing his reaction lol... from what I could see through the redness in front of my eyes from anger, he just stood there w/ his jaw to the ground and brought his hand up to his ribs like "WTF?!" lolll! Ahhhh yes, it was satisfying. I told Andrea and Michelle that I hope it BRUISED that MF like no other and that he was in serious pain the next morning. Tuh, he probably didn't remember where it came from, or was like "duuude, some bitch at the club kicked the SHIT outta me just for trying to grab her goodies!" loll. PSHHHHH! Look, but don't touch... "if you touch it Imma start some drama, and you don't want no drama". Heh. Damn straight. >:)
Ha, and another "omg I hate guys" moment happened not long after that... we were standing at the bar for drinks and this moron comes up to me and goes "hey, my friend likes you a lot" and I just turned around and go "tuh, your friend doesn't KNOW me a lot" and he goes "DAAAAAAAAAAANG, you're well trained for this!" lol oookay. I mean come ON, how middle school is that?! My friend likes you a lot? *shakes her head* This is what's left out there. Oyyyy. But thankfully I am well aware that the club is NOT the place to meet a respectable guy. Well... however that is where Michelle met my brother. There are those few diamonds in the rough, heh. I'M A DIAMOND IN THE ROUUUUGH! *cries* But yeah, the more I go clubbing lately the more I realize I'm over that whole scene. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am a fun girl and like to party now and then and I LOVE to dance, as we all know, but. Mehhhh. It's the same ol' sheeyit allll the time. Stupid guys trying to hook up w/ equally stupid girls to put another notch on their stupid belts to brag to their equally stupid friends about. It's sickening and I'm just above it all. POOP!
So that was definitely an eventful evening. Michelle dropped us off at my house at about 3am. (omg all of that was just one day lol)
Friday... well, I had PLANNED on us going to see Kidd Kraddick in the Morning that morning, but uh yeah, the previous night's events prevented that just a lil bit. :D We weren't hungover, really but we were extremely not awake when 8am rolled around, when we were supposed to be LEAVING for the radio station lol. It was thundering and sprinkling out, too so I just woke up like mehhhhhh, want to sleep. It was like 8:30 and I went in Andrea's room and pinched her leg and she was like "*pushes my hand away* Whaa?? Where? Who?" lol and I was just like "yeeeeah, the radio thing ain't happening, goodnight" and she was like "okay *rolls over*" and we went back to sleep for while.
We got up at 11-ish, I think and I showered and we got ready to go get some lunch. She wanted to go Arby's since they apparently don't have them up north (wtf? no Whataburger OR Arby's? what's wrong w/ you yankees?? hahaha) and she missed it from Georgia, so we did that. We were the only people dining inside lol... yeah it was fun watching the potential suicidal looking teenaged-girl mop around our table. So depressing. Reminded me of my Braums days (burger and shake joint I worked at when I was 16). I wanted to commit suicide when I worked there. *nod* But yes, good roast beef and curly fries. So healthy, too. Heee. Ummm after that we cruised over by my school so I could show her where I display my brilliance 5 days a week. :D I never asked her if it looked anything like she expected lol... yeah it's a tiny ghetto school that I am ashamed of. Haha not really. It's not thaaat bad. I SO cannot wait until we move into the new building though, omg. Januaryyyy!
Later on that evening we went over to my granny's for a while w/ my mom. I showed her the fields and granny's garden and chicken coop and everything. Haha, we walked out through the fields to the golf course that was built by my granny's land so could show her, and she got stickers (little pokey seed things from cotton blossoms and what have you) all over the bottom of her skirt. Oooops. :p I helped her pick them off and we went back inside soon after that. And then we LEFT soon after that... we wanted to go rent a movie and get junk food for a night of chillaxin, haha. Yeah, we wanted to take it easy that night since we pawtied the night before. So okay, ready for MORE drama?? lol Good gawd, I can't go ANYWHERE. Okay so we go to Blockbuster to rent Mean Girls, and when we got out of my car to walk inside, I hear this loud mouth chick go "giiirl don't where those shorts again!" because I was wearing these cute short shorts... not even daisy dukes, just short shorts (there'll be a pic directly). At first it didn't even register that she was talking to me so I was just like "wha?" and we went on inside, minding our own business (heaven forbid!).
We quickly found our movie and headed back outside, and as we were walking back toward my car, I squinted and could see two fat chicks sitting in the back of this hooptie (old beat up car... I dunno if that's just TX slang lol), so I thought maaaybe that was who said it and I was thinking well yeah, I am wearing short shorts... oookay. But I was just like whatever and went to get in my car when I hear her saying some other shit that I couldn't understand, so I was like oh hell no, tell me she ain't talking to me, and I looked at Andrea like WTF? So we both got up outta the car and I said "excuse me??" and it was a fatass ugly mexican bitch and she said something like "bitch just get in your car and go home, I WILL fight you" and I was just like !!! and started to get PISSED. That same shade of red from the club the night before was in front of my face again lol. So I go "ummm WHY are you so angry?! possibly because YOU'RE a FAT NASTY ASS and you're JEALOUS that I look GOOD in these shorts??" lol and she goes "yeah I got a fatass so I CAN wear shorts" or some shit and was like "honey I wouldn't WANT a fat WIDE ass like yours!" and some other stuff I can't remember and she stupidly just kept talking shit that she would fight me and blah blah, and then Andrea stood up and goes "why don't you shut the F*CK up??" lol and I was like sooo mad at this point, I wasn't even thinking and I told the fatass to get up out of her car and fight me if she was gonna keep sitting there talking all this shit, and I finally just said "whatever bitch! you ain't gonna do nothing so STFU!!" and we got in the car and peeled outta there, flipping the bird out the window loll. I heard her yell something about "just like yo mama!" and I yelled back "yeah my mama's pretty, SO?!" LOL Ahhh man, it was really very stupid and I was a bit ashamed afterwards. I mean, being a Christian and all. My mom reminded me of that, heh. But DAAAAAAANG, my temper just get the best of me in those situations. GRRR!
Haha buuut yeah, I SHOULD'VE just told the poor girl whom obviously doesn't like herself and therefore has to hate on people she's jealous of, that she needed Jesus and that I would pray for her. Andrea, why didn't you tell me to say that? LOL jk. ;P Yes, my temper is definitely something I need to work on. I always say though that being a Christian doesn't mean I claim myself as a nun... I still lose it sometimes and do un-Christian like things. We're not perfect by ANY means, and God doesn't expect us to be, however He DOES expect us to listen to Him and learn from such experiences and I really think I did from this one. I shall turn the other cheek next time, haha.
Annnyway, so after THAT mess, we cut through the parking lot to Kroger to get our frozen pizza and other chick flick watching necessities. Haha I was all paranoid while we were in the store (and I think it showed, as I dropped about 10 different frozen food products that I picked up lol), that those skanks were gonna see where I parked at Kroger and do something to my car before I came out. But nope, Lord had mercy on me, heh. They were all talk anyway though, obviously. I mean come on, if she had SERIOUSLY wanted to fight me then why didn't she get out of her hooptie and step up?? lol... I mean helloooo, I'm not exactly a big woman. If she was seriously a thug she coulda snapped me like a twig. Or sat on me. Hahahahhaaa. Well, I seriously do think I could put up a damn good fight... I have kicked a couple of asses in my day. >:P It was elementary school, but still. I'm just not scared of ANYTHING when I get that mad. Plus I had Miss Black Belt New Yorker w/ me, so. ;p
Sooo that was all we did that night. I think we started falling asleep around 1am or so. We was still tarrrred from the night before.
Saturday... got up at 11ish again, got ready to do lunch. She wanted to try my faaavorite unhealthy fastfood joint, Taco Bueno. Ahhh, the goodness. So we did that and she liked. My tacos and burrito were yummy as always as well. :D Yes, we were starting to feel fat at this point lol. A major trip to the gym was in order. Ummm and after thaat we went to Irving Mall, which we went to the last time she was down. We just goofed around, drooled over shoes ("*gasp* hello, loverrr" ;p ) and ridiculously priced dresses and such. She ended up buying some cute slip on thiiick heeled sandal type shoes that I'm sure she will post pics of at some point. I told her before we walked in this one store that I have a weakness for (579? or Wet Seal?) to NOT let me buy anything. That if I tried to she had to slap me or something, haha. Soo she slapped me and we had words and we haven't spoken since.
AAAHAHAHHAHAAAA ya'll got scared! lol I don't know. I'm a veirdo. But nooo, she didn't slap meh. I *did* try to convince her that I was just kidding when I said that before though when I found these reeeally cute pink ballet wedges that I've been wanting. *sniff* But I was strong and we left. We found one of those picture booths in the mall and took some goofy pics that she posted in her journal... I'll hafta swipe it from her photobucket to show the non-mutual friends. :D Uhhh we browsed the bookstore, too at some point... namely sex books. Hahahahahaaa we're naughty. We headed back to my house after that to get ready for church and Sherlocks (pub/bar in Arlington... yes, we mused over the irony and wrongness of attending a bar right after church lol. HEY! I conduct myself as a lady so God doesn't frown upon it! As much lol). Well, the church service ended up being cut a bit short. I hadn't been on a Saturday night since I started working in February and so I didn't really know what went on anymore. Yeah, they changed the program or whatever and they only have prayer groups on that night now. Oooops! BUT they still had some worship so Andrea got to experience a little bit of what my church is all about. :) I *think* she kinda liked it? I guess there wasn't really much for her to judge by, heh. But I'm pretty sure it was *quite* different than her Catholic mass. :p
After church I wanted to take her to one of my fav little holes in the wall to eat, Candlelite Inn in downtown GP. Yeah, I couldn't remember WHAT side of downtown it was on and we looked for the damn place for nearly an hr lol. AHHHH I was getting SO aggravated. I was calling anybody and everybody as I wondered aimlously up and down Division St. I was like "omg Andrea, I am SO sorry, I SWEAR I knew where this place was like last week!" lol. She was just laughing at me. :p But we FINALLY found it after my sweet little mama called information for me and called me back and informed me that it was indeed on the OPPOSITE side of Division. Oyyyyy. But it only took us about 10 mins or so to get over there and it was still pretty early so it was all good. So we got there, ate, talked, laughed, took pics and played all kinds of goofy songs on the jukebox, hehe. It was a lot of fun. And again, yummy! OMG I LOVE their guacamole. It's a very interesting restaurant, actually... they serve like everything. Italian, Mexican, burgers, salads, you name it. And I just love the atmosphere. It would be a romantic date place. It is called the Candlelite Inn, afterall. It's actually where me and Amanda punkrockstylist had dinner earlier in the evening the night I met... you know who. Some of you *may* remember the funny guacamole story from that night, ha. So embarrassing. I wonder if he ever thinks of that and laughs inwardly. The tweed wall boobs lol. Ahhh yeah, you'd hafta scroll back through my calendar to find out what the hell I'm talking about. Mehhhh.
Okay so yeah, after stuffing our guts and listening to Mambo #5 and Sweet Home Alabama a few times (hehehe!), we headed over to Sherlock's Pub in Lincoln Square in Arlington. OMG it was CROWDED like a mofo! We could barely get in the door, I couldn't believe it. I had been there once or twice before and I didn't remember it being that insane. They had a live cover band playing like, I wanna say some Killers stuff and different alternative and country. They played a few pretty good songs. They have a small dancefloor that only drunk people get on and of course there was that ONE drunk off her ass fat girl that was allll up on that dancefloor lol. We pointed and laughed. :D And oh gawd, of course there were the mid-30s losers hitting on us. *eye roll* This one was all up on me "soo what are you fine ladies out doing tonight? is this your first stop? where you heading after this? *waggles eyebrows*" Hahaha EWW. I practically laughed in his face. Yeah but that wasn't the best... not 5 mins after he finally takes a hint, here comes what I can only assume was his GIRLFRIEND since I didn't see a ring (although I know pigs these days take them off when they go out) came up and put her arms around him and they were allll over eachother. I was like *taps Andrea and points as my jaw hits the floor*. He was brave, I'll give him that! Men. *shakes her head*
We mingled at the bar a bit throughout the night. I got my bloody mary and then we got kamakaze shots, and then Smirnoff Tripple Black the rest of the night. Oh man, I got TIIIIIPSY. Okay, I was DRUNK, I'll say it lol. Andrea was, too. It was bad. Especially since I drove. *nervous smile* Haha nooo, I'm much smarter than that. I didn't let us leave that night until I knew I was cool to drive. I've always been able to hold muh liquor. :D And plus I'm like NEVER the one driving when I go out w/ my friends here so I never have to worry about that. But annnyway, after those other doofuses went away, these OTHER 2 doofuses were hitting on us. We had just found a couple of stools to sit down on and just watch the band and drink, ya know, and all of a sudden up walks this dude and he's all "would you ladies care to join us for a beer?" and I just looked at Andrea like "meh?" and we were like why not, and sat w/ them the rest of the night. Andrea posted pics and yep, I was deeefinitely giving off the "please stop talking to me" vibe lol. This was the drunkest point of the night for me though so like everything he said was funny to me anyway, hahaaa. He was like "yeah, I saw you sitting over there and I said to my buddy here, DAMN... that girl is beautiful! I HAVE to talk to her" ha. So I was like aww, thanks blah blah. He asked for my number but I said I'd only give him my e-mail address, so I wrote it on the back of my Taco Bueno receipt and gave it to him lol. He wasn't stupid though... he was like "yeah, you'll delete it if I e-mail you anyway" and I was like "yeeeah" LOL no. I talked some shit and was like "noooo! why would you say that??" He said he 29. He looked old, as you will see/have seen in the pics. Yep, I attract the best of 'em!
Oh, and he informed me that I was only the 3rd girl he had even showed interest in since his DIVORCE. Yeah, I was SO turned on. loll Geez.
So we sobered up at about 2am, I guess and I got us home. We got in our jammies and laid on my bed and talked and I got out the keepsake/ex-boyfriend box, haha. It was fun girly time. :p We passed out not long after that.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Ummmm, relatively uneventful day. The main thing on the agenda was to take Andrea to Salon X Fuzion so Manda could do her haiirrr. She wanted some bangs kinda like mine. Sooo we got up around 10 something, I think so we could have Sunday morning breakfast w/ my fam. My bros and Michelle came over and my mom made bacon & eggs, biscuits & gravy and all the works. Haha Andrea thought it was funny that my dad thought she didn't know what gravy was since she's from NY lol. He forgets that she's not acually FROMMM NY, she just resides there and was actually raised in the dirrty south, too. :P So yeah that was good times. Everybody lovvvves my mama's breakfast. After we ate, I took a shower and Andrea chilled w/ my fam in the living room while my dad tried to fix the jacked up surround sound. Haha yeah there was a lot of fun w/ that when we had tried to watch Mean Girls a couple nights before. GAAAWD lol. But after I finally decided what to wear that day (I think I changed 4 times? haha), we headed over to the salon and she got her hairs did. It only took Amanda like 5 mins and they looked cuute. You need ta take pics of them styled and shtuff so I can seeee! :D
We took the obligatory salon pics after that and talked to my bro Joel a while, then went to Wendy's for a late lunch/dinner. That was fun. It took them like 5 yrs to take our order though, GAHHHHHHHHHHHH! We were like *shakes fist*. So we ate, talked, ate, laughed. Then we left... aaand went to Target? Yes. The Red Dot Boutique, yo. Goofed around and oooed and ahhhed over cute stuff for a bit, and then it started to thunder and lightening and then WHOOOOOOOOOSH, it started pouring down rain just as we decided to leave. But of course. So we hauled ass to the car, our wet skirts clinging to our bodies as we ran through the parking lot. *cue porn music* LOL I don't knooow. But we floated home, and chillaxed wit mama fo a while. Incase ya haven't noticed, this time her trip here was a bit more laid back than when she came down in March. :D I kinda planned in that way. Partly because I wasn't gonna have as much time to recooperate after she left (last time I had a week off, this time just a couple days), and partly because I am currently a starving student and am muy poor these days. WAAAAAAAAAA! But I think we both enjoyed the not-quite-so-hectic schedule this time, no? I mean omg, in March we were just like in and out in and out of the house like crazy, every 5 mins. She was only here for 3 days last time, too so.
We watched Mean Girls once again since we're both obsessed w/ that movie's fetch-ness. HAHAHAHAHAAAA it'll happen. I swear it! And after that it was like midnight or so and we went outside and just walked around and sat in my driveway and talked. About our hopes and dreams lol. No. What is it about driveways late at night though? I've had some of the most meaningful and profound convos of my life in driveways at like 2am lol. So we went back in the house around midnight or so and goofed around online, made our little signs for Kidd the next morning and went to bed.
OH! I forgot go mention that Michelle gave me AND Andrea some more of her awesome hand-me-downs when she came over Sunday! There was a bag full of stuff and what was too big for me, I gave to Andrea... she got like 2 pairs of shoes and some shirts aaand what else? I think that's all. Andrea was like "scooore!", heee. :D
So Monday morning came eaaarly... I got up at 7 and woke her up and we got ready. I printed a map this time to make SURE my dumbass got on the right highway this time, haha. Yeah, remember my b-day incident? Geeeez. We left for downtown Las Colinas at about 8:15 and I guess we got there about 8:45, parked in the parking garage and headed over to the Mandalay Canal, the actual spot where ya watch them through the windows. It's a really neat area... you hafta walk over a bridge and go up some steps to get to this little strip that has nice restaurants and shops, and of course there's the canal that runs under the bridge. It was SO humid that morning though, omg (which explains my hair in the following pics, heh). But we walked over there and I was like SQUEEEEEEE! I was so excited to finally meet/see these guys. I've listened to them since I was in the 6th grade! Haha wow, that would make them feel old if I told them that. There were only like 4 other people standing out there, as it was a Monday morning. The most exciting day to go is Friday, when they often do celeb interviews and bands play and stuff (Switchfoot performed last Friday!). But it was still awesome. Right when I walked up to the window, Big Al (one of the guys) was all smiling and waving and I waited for Kidd to look at me to hold up my sign... mine was a hilarious inside joke of the show that I'd have to explain if ya don't listen to them, and Andrea's said "I came all the way from NYC just to see YOU, Kidd!"... Kidd was like "really??" hahaha, liiiiiies. Little did they know that she had never even heard of them. :p Well, other than what I've told her.
After the show, they came out and shook our hands, talked to us and gave us t-shirts. We were like AWWW SO NICE! They were so funny. I heart them and can't wait to go again sometime. :D Oh and ya'll can listen to them online! They broadcast live every morning from 5:30-10am CST [http://www.kiddkraddickinthemorning.com]. They're actually the #1 hit music station in Dallas so yeah, these guys are celebrities here. They're doing a LOT for the Katrina victims, too... they've raised over $100,000 so far and have arranged free hotel accommodations, transportation, and they even sent a now homeless newlywed couple that just evacuated here from New Orleans on a 5 star honeymoon trip to Mexico. So yeah, I loves.
So after we took pics and everything, we headed back to GP to grab a bite. Andrea wanted some Taco Bell goodness so we went there (I sooo didn't eat ANY fast food for like 2 weeks after she left lol -- ugh). We ate, talked, laughed, took more goofy pics and headed back to my house around 11:30 or so to rest a while before she had to pack up and get to the airport. Her flight was at like 4 so we left here at about 1:45... I found the departure gate right away (yay again for non-road retardation!) and I helped her get her stuff outta the trunk and we huggled and said bye and fell to our knees crying WHYYYYYYYYY??? lol No. But it was a bit sad, as it was before, and I took the Andrea-walking-back-out-of-my-life pic (haha) as she walked away. Aaand that was that! She got back in Manhattan around 9, I think it was, which was when she called to let me know.
And NOW! Zee pichas! What most of you probably just scrolled down to anyway, hahaa!
Random pic I took like the day before she got here... OH wait that's right, I had just gotten my hairr did.
Dontcha wish your girlfriends were HOTT like us? Dontchaaaa? >;P Yeah we were headed out the door to pawty the first night she was here.
Rollin with tha homieeees! Hehehe.
Goofing around in the kitchen on our Blockbuster night... I was preparing our delectable frozen pizza (and yeah, those would be the shorts that I apparently shouldn't wear again... um, sure okay. I'll make a note of that).
Andrea taking a pic of me taking a pic of her at the restaurant, haha. Geeks.
The initials of couples from the past like, 50 yrs carved into the walls of our booth... they're all over the restaurant like that. Awww.
LOL one of the best pics of me EVAR. Clearly one of my best moments. So very drunk.
Andrea and her future husband lolll. Um NO. Hey she was nicer to that guy than I was to the one all up on me... she let him get within more than a foot of her lol. But OMG, I was actually freaked out all night by how much he looked like one of my ex's friends! I was like "*points* you... I swear I know this face".
Ohh yes, a match made in heaven lol. YIKES.
My sign at Kidd Kraddick! Comment if you'd like the inside joke explained, heh.
Blurriness... part of the huge window.
Us w/ Big Al Mac. He's all "you're wearing my 2 favorite colors... short and tight" lol he's such a flirt.
LOL! Our "Olan Mills" portrait... I made Kidd do that w/ his arms (the one in the blue shirt), the woman is Kellie Rasberry, then Big Al and the goofy guy in front is Rich. SO hilarious. I told him he was adorable and he goes "aww, you're so sweet!" hehe and Kidd told me he loved my shoes.
Yeeeah, I'm still not sure what was being attempted here loll. Goofay!
"ohhh cheesy crunchy gordita, don't be so coy"
BYEEEEEE, ANDREAAAAAAAA! Peace out! *sniffle*
Later that night at Sushi Zone w/ Manda! :D
We did hot saki shots, too... hooooo BOY that stuff is POTENT! That was only my second time having it.
She loves how I still harass her for not being able to use chopsticks, hahahahaaa.
Aaand here we are at PIRANHA for sushi (yeah it's been popular lately) on my sis's b-day a couple weeks ago. I treated her. :)
And for those non-mutual friends, here are the pics from HER cam:
Hehe they were cracking me UP.
Yes, that is the HOLE that I thought was a DUCK. *cries that she can't afford lasik*
Andrea practicing for all the guys she madeout w/ that night. HAHAHAHAAA I LIIIIE!
LOL good lawd... thank God no one was around.
Seriously. loll AHH Michelle would kill me.
I wouldn't let her molest ME so she tried to put her moves on poor, innocent Michelle. *sigh* Ohh, Andrea. Hahahahaaaa!
*hides face*
See?? She's an ANIMAL, I tell you!!
"My hump my humps, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!"
Be glad it's blurred... that was some serious skank hoochie-ness (wet t-shirt contest). SAAAAAAGGY boobs. We were like "put that AWAY!"
Awesome artsy shot in the cage that I dunno how she did it.
And this was shortly after the heel-in-rib incident, as you can see I'm still fuming a bit, heh.
I guess she got bored waiting on me to pump gas, heee.
Before it was up to $8,000 a gallon.
The juke box at our table at Candlelite Inn... I picked those songs and Andrea put the quarters in. :D 'Time of the Season' never played though. :(
Fiddlin' w/ muh cam.
Before I was unable to play it off like I wasn't drunk, hahahaa.
LOL ahhhh man. Totally with the "please stop talking to me" body lingo. Bless his heart.
Salon X Fuzion, baybeeeee. Loves the bangs. :D
The pic of ME taking a pic of HER taking a pic of... me. Yes. And dude, these are in a weird order! lol I'm like whaaa?
Back at the gas station, when it was down to $6,000 a gallon.
Heh, I didn't even know she took this pic! Sneaky lil shit. ;P
Artsy b&w-ness she took of our mall booth pics. Aww, it looks like an old movie or something. :p
THEEEE ENNNND! FIN! FINETO! NO MORE! FINAL!
*applause*
Eeeeeep, I just noticed the extreme lengthiness lol... my bad. Ya'll liiiike iiiiit! Anyone that read ALL of that gets a gift certificate to IHOP. Rooty Tooty, baby.
Hahaha I say strange things and then I laugh alone. All alone. :D
Okay that's all I got for now, how'd ya like thaaaaaaat?
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Alrighty, I'm picking back up where I *angrily* left off the other night, heh. Yeah, I'll be typing up ALL long entries in Word first from now on. I dunno WHY I didn't learn that earlier cause that wasn't the first time that's happened to me. Doyyyy. So yes, I am now calm and ready to proceed. :D
Mmkay I'll just jump right in. So she got here Thursday the 11th and I left school early to go pick her up from the airport... about 12:30, I think. I didn't have any problems finding her this time either. In fact it was even quicker than last time because when I pulled around to the arrival gates, there she was sitting on the bench waiting for me, hehe. So I got out and waved her down and she ran over w/ her luggage and we had our AHHH SQUEEEEEE *HUGGLES* moment (lol), and got going. We were both hungry, seeing as how it was lunch time and all so we headed to this authentic Mexican restaurant I had told her I'd take her to. I had to stop at the bank first to get mula and then we headed right over there and ate. Mine was ehhhh... they didn't have my rellenos de queso that I usually get and the carne one was ick, so. But she liked her flautas (right?) so it wasn't a toootal ick, haha.
After that we just went back to my house to put up her stuff and chill a while before we got ready to go out w/ Chelle Belle that night (Michelle). My mom cooked a couple hrs before we went out so we ate a bit and Andrea was like *drool* over my mom's cheese baked spaghetti. :p AND my salad, might I add. I tear the lettuce and chop the tomatoes in a special way, if I do say so myself. Heeee. Right. So yeah, we laughed at various livejournal things (lol) after that and then got ready. Michelle picked us up about 9pm and we headed to the downtown Big D for sushi and clubbing (yeah, we weren't really hungry which actually ended up being a good thing cause their sushi was NASTE-Y, omg). We talked and laughed and I ogled what I thought was a hot wator until he got closer and I was like mehhhh lol. I tend to do that seeing as how I have horrible vision and refuse to hide my eyes w/ glasses. :D So that was all fun even though I got kinda choked and had to spit my spicy tuna roll into my napkin loll. Yeeeeah, did I mention that it was GROSS? They were just toooo dang BIG and I don't have a huge mouth and yeah, it wasn't a good sushi experience. No go to Blue Fish anymore. *vomit face*
So we walked the streets after that (lol), in search of the hottest clubs/bars that night. Thursday night is College Night here so unfortunately it's mostly kids everywhere. But whatev, I just go to DANCE and to kick it wit my giiirls, yo. *acts like she's down* Okay so the first bar we go to... I can't remember the name, we get our drinks and we're just chilling at a table when the 2 doofuses try to come up and mack on us lol... omg. It was funny. I mean, they weren't COMPLETELY ugly and laughable, but yeeeeah. We laughed. loll And my gosh, wasn't I just pleasantly surprised when the one sitting next to me stuck out his hand and said "hey I'm Robert, and you are?"... *blink* Yeah, I just glared across the table at Andrea and Chelle lol. Gaaaawd. It was a perfect start to my night, lemme tell ya. ANYWAY, after we got outta there we just bar hopped a little while longer before hitting the clubs. Yes, as Andrea nowaynovember_ said in her own entry, the first club we landed at was called Creme (wasn't it spelled that way instead of Cream??). Yeah, its looks were deceiving from the outside. I told them I had a bad feeling about it but we went in anyway, haha. The cover was only $5, which Andrea, being her sweet self paid before any of us had a chance to get out our wallets. But it was just the $5 for ALL of us so it wasn't a total loss. It was just really sparce inside and just a buncha brothas sitting on leather couches, sipping on gin and juice or something. Tee hee... yeah we had our own fun in the upstairs VIP room (LOL oh man that sounds wroooong). NO no nooo, it was completely girls-just-wanna-have-fun innocent. There wasn't anyone else up there (otherwise I would NOT have been partaking in the risque pics we took lol -- mutual friends of Andrea have seen these and the rest of you will directly :p), so yes, we took some CUH-RAZY goofy pics and grinded the floor and bar like nobody's business loll. It was like the Candyshop video w/o Fitty, hahahahaa. So taboo.
We eventually ended up at Uropa, the club I always end up at when I go to DE. Ehhh, I'm just over that club. BUT it was fun shake-shakin it in the cage w/ Miss Andrea. We TOWWW IT UP! >:P And they did play a lot of good songs. But yeah, it's mostly college kids there every time I've gone and they're just gross and annoying. I swear, these girls have NO kinda shame, decency or sense of how to be a lady because my GAWD they made me sick w/ how they were "dancing"... sticking their nasty tuna cooch asses out of the bars of the cage w/ a SKIRT AND THONG on, putting it in ther boyfriend or fuck buddy's or WHOEVER'S face, and just pretty much partaking in oral sex in a freaking CLUB. I mean damn, just move over your 1/2 inch g-string from underneath your 5 inch skirt and go to town!! May as well! Nasty hoes. I mean, okay, there's dancing and dressing sexy and then there's just vulgar NASTINESS. It's actually insulting and I wanted to get out of there after seeing that. And OMG that wasn't even the worst! There was this other SKAAAANK ass hoochie, also in a skirt, but she was down on the lower platform thing by the cage and she had her fat cellulite legs wrapped around this dude's waist, and she was seriously like F*CKING him. I am not even lying. He was holding her hips and pounding into her just like they were doing it and like people were gathering around and watching. I literally just stopped in my tracks when I saw that from the cage. I was like "ANDREA! OMG! LOOK!" and I don't remember if she saw before they stopped. UGH. I felt violated.
And okay, the last major gross-out-WTF?! thing of that evening... so me and Andrea were minding our own business, dancing and having a good time in the cage (Michelle isn't much of a dancer so she pretty much watched us from the bar and fended off guys all night, hehe), when the unthinkable occurred. I was dancing like in front of Andrea w/ my back to her, standing near the cage in what I now know is only arms-length away from the people down below, when all of a sudden I felt this hand reach up and GRAB MY ASS AND CROTCH! YES!! I was stunned. My eyes just popped out and I turned around to Andrea (which for a split second I actually thought it was her LOLL! yeah we still laugh heartily about that), and she was like "what??" and I looked down to see the asshole pull his arm back through the cage, so I knew it was him and ya know what I did? I reached out through the bars and KICKED that motherfucker w/ my 4 inch heel as HARD as I could in the ribs. Ommmg, I was livid. Heh heh and it was AWESOME seeing his reaction lol... from what I could see through the redness in front of my eyes from anger, he just stood there w/ his jaw to the ground and brought his hand up to his ribs like "WTF?!" lolll! Ahhhh yes, it was satisfying. I told Andrea and Michelle that I hope it BRUISED that MF like no other and that he was in serious pain the next morning. Tuh, he probably didn't remember where it came from, or was like "duuude, some bitch at the club kicked the SHIT outta me just for trying to grab her goodies!" loll. PSHHHHH! Look, but don't touch... "if you touch it Imma start some drama, and you don't want no drama". Heh. Damn straight. >:)
Ha, and another "omg I hate guys" moment happened not long after that... we were standing at the bar for drinks and this moron comes up to me and goes "hey, my friend likes you a lot" and I just turned around and go "tuh, your friend doesn't KNOW me a lot" and he goes "DAAAAAAAAAAANG, you're well trained for this!" lol oookay. I mean come ON, how middle school is that?! My friend likes you a lot? *shakes her head* This is what's left out there. Oyyyy. But thankfully I am well aware that the club is NOT the place to meet a respectable guy. Well... however that is where Michelle met my brother. There are those few diamonds in the rough, heh. I'M A DIAMOND IN THE ROUUUUGH! *cries* But yeah, the more I go clubbing lately the more I realize I'm over that whole scene. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am a fun girl and like to party now and then and I LOVE to dance, as we all know, but. Mehhhh. It's the same ol' sheeyit allll the time. Stupid guys trying to hook up w/ equally stupid girls to put another notch on their stupid belts to brag to their equally stupid friends about. It's sickening and I'm just above it all. POOP!
So that was definitely an eventful evening. Michelle dropped us off at my house at about 3am. (omg all of that was just one day lol)
Friday... well, I had PLANNED on us going to see Kidd Kraddick in the Morning that morning, but uh yeah, the previous night's events prevented that just a lil bit. :D We weren't hungover, really but we were extremely not awake when 8am rolled around, when we were supposed to be LEAVING for the radio station lol. It was thundering and sprinkling out, too so I just woke up like mehhhhhh, want to sleep. It was like 8:30 and I went in Andrea's room and pinched her leg and she was like "*pushes my hand away* Whaa?? Where? Who?" lol and I was just like "yeeeeah, the radio thing ain't happening, goodnight" and she was like "okay *rolls over*" and we went back to sleep for while.
We got up at 11-ish, I think and I showered and we got ready to go get some lunch. She wanted to go Arby's since they apparently don't have them up north (wtf? no Whataburger OR Arby's? what's wrong w/ you yankees?? hahaha) and she missed it from Georgia, so we did that. We were the only people dining inside lol... yeah it was fun watching the potential suicidal looking teenaged-girl mop around our table. So depressing. Reminded me of my Braums days (burger and shake joint I worked at when I was 16). I wanted to commit suicide when I worked there. *nod* But yes, good roast beef and curly fries. So healthy, too. Heee. Ummm after that we cruised over by my school so I could show her where I display my brilliance 5 days a week. :D I never asked her if it looked anything like she expected lol... yeah it's a tiny ghetto school that I am ashamed of. Haha not really. It's not thaaat bad. I SO cannot wait until we move into the new building though, omg. Januaryyyy!
Later on that evening we went over to my granny's for a while w/ my mom. I showed her the fields and granny's garden and chicken coop and everything. Haha, we walked out through the fields to the golf course that was built by my granny's land so could show her, and she got stickers (little pokey seed things from cotton blossoms and what have you) all over the bottom of her skirt. Oooops. :p I helped her pick them off and we went back inside soon after that. And then we LEFT soon after that... we wanted to go rent a movie and get junk food for a night of chillaxin, haha. Yeah, we wanted to take it easy that night since we pawtied the night before. So okay, ready for MORE drama?? lol Good gawd, I can't go ANYWHERE. Okay so we go to Blockbuster to rent Mean Girls, and when we got out of my car to walk inside, I hear this loud mouth chick go "giiirl don't where those shorts again!" because I was wearing these cute short shorts... not even daisy dukes, just short shorts (there'll be a pic directly). At first it didn't even register that she was talking to me so I was just like "wha?" and we went on inside, minding our own business (heaven forbid!).
We quickly found our movie and headed back outside, and as we were walking back toward my car, I squinted and could see two fat chicks sitting in the back of this hooptie (old beat up car... I dunno if that's just TX slang lol), so I thought maaaybe that was who said it and I was thinking well yeah, I am wearing short shorts... oookay. But I was just like whatever and went to get in my car when I hear her saying some other shit that I couldn't understand, so I was like oh hell no, tell me she ain't talking to me, and I looked at Andrea like WTF? So we both got up outta the car and I said "excuse me??" and it was a fatass ugly mexican bitch and she said something like "bitch just get in your car and go home, I WILL fight you" and I was just like !!! and started to get PISSED. That same shade of red from the club the night before was in front of my face again lol. So I go "ummm WHY are you so angry?! possibly because YOU'RE a FAT NASTY ASS and you're JEALOUS that I look GOOD in these shorts??" lol and she goes "yeah I got a fatass so I CAN wear shorts" or some shit and was like "honey I wouldn't WANT a fat WIDE ass like yours!" and some other stuff I can't remember and she stupidly just kept talking shit that she would fight me and blah blah, and then Andrea stood up and goes "why don't you shut the F*CK up??" lol and I was like sooo mad at this point, I wasn't even thinking and I told the fatass to get up out of her car and fight me if she was gonna keep sitting there talking all this shit, and I finally just said "whatever bitch! you ain't gonna do nothing so STFU!!" and we got in the car and peeled outta there, flipping the bird out the window loll. I heard her yell something about "just like yo mama!" and I yelled back "yeah my mama's pretty, SO?!" LOL Ahhh man, it was really very stupid and I was a bit ashamed afterwards. I mean, being a Christian and all. My mom reminded me of that, heh. But DAAAAAAANG, my temper just get the best of me in those situations. GRRR!
Haha buuut yeah, I SHOULD'VE just told the poor girl whom obviously doesn't like herself and therefore has to hate on people she's jealous of, that she needed Jesus and that I would pray for her. Andrea, why didn't you tell me to say that? LOL jk. ;P Yes, my temper is definitely something I need to work on. I always say though that being a Christian doesn't mean I claim myself as a nun... I still lose it sometimes and do un-Christian like things. We're not perfect by ANY means, and God doesn't expect us to be, however He DOES expect us to listen to Him and learn from such experiences and I really think I did from this one. I shall turn the other cheek next time, haha.
Annnyway, so after THAT mess, we cut through the parking lot to Kroger to get our frozen pizza and other chick flick watching necessities. Haha I was all paranoid while we were in the store (and I think it showed, as I dropped about 10 different frozen food products that I picked up lol), that those skanks were gonna see where I parked at Kroger and do something to my car before I came out. But nope, Lord had mercy on me, heh. They were all talk anyway though, obviously. I mean come on, if she had SERIOUSLY wanted to fight me then why didn't she get out of her hooptie and step up?? lol... I mean helloooo, I'm not exactly a big woman. If she was seriously a thug she coulda snapped me like a twig. Or sat on me. Hahahahhaaa. Well, I seriously do think I could put up a damn good fight... I have kicked a couple of asses in my day. >:P It was elementary school, but still. I'm just not scared of ANYTHING when I get that mad. Plus I had Miss Black Belt New Yorker w/ me, so. ;p
Sooo that was all we did that night. I think we started falling asleep around 1am or so. We was still tarrrred from the night before.
Saturday... got up at 11ish again, got ready to do lunch. She wanted to try my faaavorite unhealthy fastfood joint, Taco Bueno. Ahhh, the goodness. So we did that and she liked. My tacos and burrito were yummy as always as well. :D Yes, we were starting to feel fat at this point lol. A major trip to the gym was in order. Ummm and after thaat we went to Irving Mall, which we went to the last time she was down. We just goofed around, drooled over shoes ("*gasp* hello, loverrr" ;p ) and ridiculously priced dresses and such. She ended up buying some cute slip on thiiick heeled sandal type shoes that I'm sure she will post pics of at some point. I told her before we walked in this one store that I have a weakness for (579? or Wet Seal?) to NOT let me buy anything. That if I tried to she had to slap me or something, haha. Soo she slapped me and we had words and we haven't spoken since.
AAAHAHAHHAHAAAA ya'll got scared! lol I don't know. I'm a veirdo. But nooo, she didn't slap meh. I *did* try to convince her that I was just kidding when I said that before though when I found these reeeally cute pink ballet wedges that I've been wanting. *sniff* But I was strong and we left. We found one of those picture booths in the mall and took some goofy pics that she posted in her journal... I'll hafta swipe it from her photobucket to show the non-mutual friends. :D Uhhh we browsed the bookstore, too at some point... namely sex books. Hahahahahaaa we're naughty. We headed back to my house after that to get ready for church and Sherlocks (pub/bar in Arlington... yes, we mused over the irony and wrongness of attending a bar right after church lol. HEY! I conduct myself as a lady so God doesn't frown upon it! As much lol). Well, the church service ended up being cut a bit short. I hadn't been on a Saturday night since I started working in February and so I didn't really know what went on anymore. Yeah, they changed the program or whatever and they only have prayer groups on that night now. Oooops! BUT they still had some worship so Andrea got to experience a little bit of what my church is all about. :) I *think* she kinda liked it? I guess there wasn't really much for her to judge by, heh. But I'm pretty sure it was *quite* different than her Catholic mass. :p
After church I wanted to take her to one of my fav little holes in the wall to eat, Candlelite Inn in downtown GP. Yeah, I couldn't remember WHAT side of downtown it was on and we looked for the damn place for nearly an hr lol. AHHHH I was getting SO aggravated. I was calling anybody and everybody as I wondered aimlously up and down Division St. I was like "omg Andrea, I am SO sorry, I SWEAR I knew where this place was like last week!" lol. She was just laughing at me. :p But we FINALLY found it after my sweet little mama called information for me and called me back and informed me that it was indeed on the OPPOSITE side of Division. Oyyyyy. But it only took us about 10 mins or so to get over there and it was still pretty early so it was all good. So we got there, ate, talked, laughed, took pics and played all kinds of goofy songs on the jukebox, hehe. It was a lot of fun. And again, yummy! OMG I LOVE their guacamole. It's a very interesting restaurant, actually... they serve like everything. Italian, Mexican, burgers, salads, you name it. And I just love the atmosphere. It would be a romantic date place. It is called the Candlelite Inn, afterall. It's actually where me and Amanda punkrockstylist had dinner earlier in the evening the night I met... you know who. Some of you *may* remember the funny guacamole story from that night, ha. So embarrassing. I wonder if he ever thinks of that and laughs inwardly. The tweed wall boobs lol. Ahhh yeah, you'd hafta scroll back through my calendar to find out what the hell I'm talking about. Mehhhh.
Okay so yeah, after stuffing our guts and listening to Mambo #5 and Sweet Home Alabama a few times (hehehe!), we headed over to Sherlock's Pub in Lincoln Square in Arlington. OMG it was CROWDED like a mofo! We could barely get in the door, I couldn't believe it. I had been there once or twice before and I didn't remember it being that insane. They had a live cover band playing like, I wanna say some Killers stuff and different alternative and country. They played a few pretty good songs. They have a small dancefloor that only drunk people get on and of course there was that ONE drunk off her ass fat girl that was allll up on that dancefloor lol. We pointed and laughed. :D And oh gawd, of course there were the mid-30s losers hitting on us. *eye roll* This one was all up on me "soo what are you fine ladies out doing tonight? is this your first stop? where you heading after this? *waggles eyebrows*" Hahaha EWW. I practically laughed in his face. Yeah but that wasn't the best... not 5 mins after he finally takes a hint, here comes what I can only assume was his GIRLFRIEND since I didn't see a ring (although I know pigs these days take them off when they go out) came up and put her arms around him and they were allll over eachother. I was like *taps Andrea and points as my jaw hits the floor*. He was brave, I'll give him that! Men. *shakes her head*
We mingled at the bar a bit throughout the night. I got my bloody mary and then we got kamakaze shots, and then Smirnoff Tripple Black the rest of the night. Oh man, I got TIIIIIPSY. Okay, I was DRUNK, I'll say it lol. Andrea was, too. It was bad. Especially since I drove. *nervous smile* Haha nooo, I'm much smarter than that. I didn't let us leave that night until I knew I was cool to drive. I've always been able to hold muh liquor. :D And plus I'm like NEVER the one driving when I go out w/ my friends here so I never have to worry about that. But annnyway, after those other doofuses went away, these OTHER 2 doofuses were hitting on us. We had just found a couple of stools to sit down on and just watch the band and drink, ya know, and all of a sudden up walks this dude and he's all "would you ladies care to join us for a beer?" and I just looked at Andrea like "meh?" and we were like why not, and sat w/ them the rest of the night. Andrea posted pics and yep, I was deeefinitely giving off the "please stop talking to me" vibe lol. This was the drunkest point of the night for me though so like everything he said was funny to me anyway, hahaaa. He was like "yeah, I saw you sitting over there and I said to my buddy here, DAMN... that girl is beautiful! I HAVE to talk to her" ha. So I was like aww, thanks blah blah. He asked for my number but I said I'd only give him my e-mail address, so I wrote it on the back of my Taco Bueno receipt and gave it to him lol. He wasn't stupid though... he was like "yeah, you'll delete it if I e-mail you anyway" and I was like "yeeeah" LOL no. I talked some shit and was like "noooo! why would you say that??" He said he 29. He looked old, as you will see/have seen in the pics. Yep, I attract the best of 'em!
Oh, and he informed me that I was only the 3rd girl he had even showed interest in since his DIVORCE. Yeah, I was SO turned on. loll Geez.
So we sobered up at about 2am, I guess and I got us home. We got in our jammies and laid on my bed and talked and I got out the keepsake/ex-boyfriend box, haha. It was fun girly time. :p We passed out not long after that.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Ummmm, relatively uneventful day. The main thing on the agenda was to take Andrea to Salon X Fuzion so Manda could do her haiirrr. She wanted some bangs kinda like mine. Sooo we got up around 10 something, I think so we could have Sunday morning breakfast w/ my fam. My bros and Michelle came over and my mom made bacon & eggs, biscuits & gravy and all the works. Haha Andrea thought it was funny that my dad thought she didn't know what gravy was since she's from NY lol. He forgets that she's not acually FROMMM NY, she just resides there and was actually raised in the dirrty south, too. :P So yeah that was good times. Everybody lovvvves my mama's breakfast. After we ate, I took a shower and Andrea chilled w/ my fam in the living room while my dad tried to fix the jacked up surround sound. Haha yeah there was a lot of fun w/ that when we had tried to watch Mean Girls a couple nights before. GAAAWD lol. But after I finally decided what to wear that day (I think I changed 4 times? haha), we headed over to the salon and she got her hairs did. It only took Amanda like 5 mins and they looked cuute. You need ta take pics of them styled and shtuff so I can seeee! :D
We took the obligatory salon pics after that and talked to my bro Joel a while, then went to Wendy's for a late lunch/dinner. That was fun. It took them like 5 yrs to take our order though, GAHHHHHHHHHHHH! We were like *shakes fist*. So we ate, talked, ate, laughed. Then we left... aaand went to Target? Yes. The Red Dot Boutique, yo. Goofed around and oooed and ahhhed over cute stuff for a bit, and then it started to thunder and lightening and then WHOOOOOOOOOSH, it started pouring down rain just as we decided to leave. But of course. So we hauled ass to the car, our wet skirts clinging to our bodies as we ran through the parking lot. *cue porn music* LOL I don't knooow. But we floated home, and chillaxed wit mama fo a while. Incase ya haven't noticed, this time her trip here was a bit more laid back than when she came down in March. :D I kinda planned in that way. Partly because I wasn't gonna have as much time to recooperate after she left (last time I had a week off, this time just a couple days), and partly because I am currently a starving student and am muy poor these days. WAAAAAAAAAA! But I think we both enjoyed the not-quite-so-hectic schedule this time, no? I mean omg, in March we were just like in and out in and out of the house like crazy, every 5 mins. She was only here for 3 days last time, too so.
We watched Mean Girls once again since we're both obsessed w/ that movie's fetch-ness. HAHAHAHAHAAAA it'll happen. I swear it! And after that it was like midnight or so and we went outside and just walked around and sat in my driveway and talked. About our hopes and dreams lol. No. What is it about driveways late at night though? I've had some of the most meaningful and profound convos of my life in driveways at like 2am lol. So we went back in the house around midnight or so and goofed around online, made our little signs for Kidd the next morning and went to bed.
OH! I forgot go mention that Michelle gave me AND Andrea some more of her awesome hand-me-downs when she came over Sunday! There was a bag full of stuff and what was too big for me, I gave to Andrea... she got like 2 pairs of shoes and some shirts aaand what else? I think that's all. Andrea was like "scooore!", heee. :D
So Monday morning came eaaarly... I got up at 7 and woke her up and we got ready. I printed a map this time to make SURE my dumbass got on the right highway this time, haha. Yeah, remember my b-day incident? Geeeez. We left for downtown Las Colinas at about 8:15 and I guess we got there about 8:45, parked in the parking garage and headed over to the Mandalay Canal, the actual spot where ya watch them through the windows. It's a really neat area... you hafta walk over a bridge and go up some steps to get to this little strip that has nice restaurants and shops, and of course there's the canal that runs under the bridge. It was SO humid that morning though, omg (which explains my hair in the following pics, heh). But we walked over there and I was like SQUEEEEEEE! I was so excited to finally meet/see these guys. I've listened to them since I was in the 6th grade! Haha wow, that would make them feel old if I told them that. There were only like 4 other people standing out there, as it was a Monday morning. The most exciting day to go is Friday, when they often do celeb interviews and bands play and stuff (Switchfoot performed last Friday!). But it was still awesome. Right when I walked up to the window, Big Al (one of the guys) was all smiling and waving and I waited for Kidd to look at me to hold up my sign... mine was a hilarious inside joke of the show that I'd have to explain if ya don't listen to them, and Andrea's said "I came all the way from NYC just to see YOU, Kidd!"... Kidd was like "really??" hahaha, liiiiiies. Little did they know that she had never even heard of them. :p Well, other than what I've told her.
After the show, they came out and shook our hands, talked to us and gave us t-shirts. We were like AWWW SO NICE! They were so funny. I heart them and can't wait to go again sometime. :D Oh and ya'll can listen to them online! They broadcast live every morning from 5:30-10am CST [http://www.kiddkraddickinthemorning.com]. They're actually the #1 hit music station in Dallas so yeah, these guys are celebrities here. They're doing a LOT for the Katrina victims, too... they've raised over $100,000 so far and have arranged free hotel accommodations, transportation, and they even sent a now homeless newlywed couple that just evacuated here from New Orleans on a 5 star honeymoon trip to Mexico. So yeah, I loves.
So after we took pics and everything, we headed back to GP to grab a bite. Andrea wanted some Taco Bell goodness so we went there (I sooo didn't eat ANY fast food for like 2 weeks after she left lol -- ugh). We ate, talked, laughed, took more goofy pics and headed back to my house around 11:30 or so to rest a while before she had to pack up and get to the airport. Her flight was at like 4 so we left here at about 1:45... I found the departure gate right away (yay again for non-road retardation!) and I helped her get her stuff outta the trunk and we huggled and said bye and fell to our knees crying WHYYYYYYYYY??? lol No. But it was a bit sad, as it was before, and I took the Andrea-walking-back-out-of-my-life pic (haha) as she walked away. Aaand that was that! She got back in Manhattan around 9, I think it was, which was when she called to let me know.
And NOW! Zee pichas! What most of you probably just scrolled down to anyway, hahaa!
Random pic I took like the day before she got here... OH wait that's right, I had just gotten my hairr did.
Dontcha wish your girlfriends were HOTT like us? Dontchaaaa? >;P Yeah we were headed out the door to pawty the first night she was here.
Rollin with tha homieeees! Hehehe.
Goofing around in the kitchen on our Blockbuster night... I was preparing our delectable frozen pizza (and yeah, those would be the shorts that I apparently shouldn't wear again... um, sure okay. I'll make a note of that).
Andrea taking a pic of me taking a pic of her at the restaurant, haha. Geeks.
The initials of couples from the past like, 50 yrs carved into the walls of our booth... they're all over the restaurant like that. Awww.
LOL one of the best pics of me EVAR. Clearly one of my best moments. So very drunk.
Andrea and her future husband lolll. Um NO. Hey she was nicer to that guy than I was to the one all up on me... she let him get within more than a foot of her lol. But OMG, I was actually freaked out all night by how much he looked like one of my ex's friends! I was like "*points* you... I swear I know this face".
Ohh yes, a match made in heaven lol. YIKES.
My sign at Kidd Kraddick! Comment if you'd like the inside joke explained, heh.
Blurriness... part of the huge window.
Us w/ Big Al Mac. He's all "you're wearing my 2 favorite colors... short and tight" lol he's such a flirt.
LOL! Our "Olan Mills" portrait... I made Kidd do that w/ his arms (the one in the blue shirt), the woman is Kellie Rasberry, then Big Al and the goofy guy in front is Rich. SO hilarious. I told him he was adorable and he goes "aww, you're so sweet!" hehe and Kidd told me he loved my shoes.
Yeeeah, I'm still not sure what was being attempted here loll. Goofay!
"ohhh cheesy crunchy gordita, don't be so coy"
BYEEEEEE, ANDREAAAAAAAA! Peace out! *sniffle*
Later that night at Sushi Zone w/ Manda! :D
We did hot saki shots, too... hooooo BOY that stuff is POTENT! That was only my second time having it.
She loves how I still harass her for not being able to use chopsticks, hahahahaaa.
Aaand here we are at PIRANHA for sushi (yeah it's been popular lately) on my sis's b-day a couple weeks ago. I treated her. :)
And for those non-mutual friends, here are the pics from HER cam:
Hehe they were cracking me UP.
Yes, that is the HOLE that I thought was a DUCK. *cries that she can't afford lasik*
Andrea practicing for all the guys she madeout w/ that night. HAHAHAHAAA I LIIIIE!
LOL good lawd... thank God no one was around.
Seriously. loll AHH Michelle would kill me.
I wouldn't let her molest ME so she tried to put her moves on poor, innocent Michelle. *sigh* Ohh, Andrea. Hahahahaaaa!
*hides face*
See?? She's an ANIMAL, I tell you!!
"My hump my humps, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!"
Be glad it's blurred... that was some serious skank hoochie-ness (wet t-shirt contest). SAAAAAAGGY boobs. We were like "put that AWAY!"
Awesome artsy shot in the cage that I dunno how she did it.
And this was shortly after the heel-in-rib incident, as you can see I'm still fuming a bit, heh.
I guess she got bored waiting on me to pump gas, heee.
Before it was up to $8,000 a gallon.
The juke box at our table at Candlelite Inn... I picked those songs and Andrea put the quarters in. :D 'Time of the Season' never played though. :(
Fiddlin' w/ muh cam.
Before I was unable to play it off like I wasn't drunk, hahahaa.
LOL ahhhh man. Totally with the "please stop talking to me" body lingo. Bless his heart.
Salon X Fuzion, baybeeeee. Loves the bangs. :D
The pic of ME taking a pic of HER taking a pic of... me. Yes. And dude, these are in a weird order! lol I'm like whaaa?
Back at the gas station, when it was down to $6,000 a gallon.
Heh, I didn't even know she took this pic! Sneaky lil shit. ;P
Artsy b&w-ness she took of our mall booth pics. Aww, it looks like an old movie or something. :p
THEEEE ENNNND! FIN! FINETO! NO MORE! FINAL!
*applause*
Eeeeeep, I just noticed the extreme lengthiness lol... my bad. Ya'll liiiike iiiiit! Anyone that read ALL of that gets a gift certificate to IHOP. Rooty Tooty, baby.
Hahaha I say strange things and then I laugh alone. All alone. :D
Okay that's all I got for now, how'd ya like thaaaaaaat?
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