so i have all these quotes from people that were randomly in private journal entries, so i'm making them public and putting them all together. i like them all, for various reasons.
my friends:
kaitlyn:
5) If starrygirl22 commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? the French
11) What would you do if starrygirl22 died? Cry. Hard.
chiefocto451: ill have to install WoW on your computer when you are not looking
ironSpiderbeast: I don't know, you are a girl, you might have gotten angry for not talking to you all summer, girls do things like that
SoccerShock123: i am the devil
garbonzo312: I guess he can talk to snakes
garbonzo312: that's cool
ilikemenwren: im not gonna visit you at college, im gonna visit brad
ilikemenwren: and if you happen to be there i guess ill see you
garbonzo312: you should go put your left flip-flop out there with it so they can commune
AdamBomb8705: aieee! the fruit salad is on a rampage! it's destroying tokyo!!
garbonzo312: red is just dark pink
garbonzo312: and black is really dark pink
Wizbang1987: all my angst is bottled up and will be sent to sea like a message in a bottle
Wizbang1987: ok that was weird
SoccerShock123: i am straight from the insane asylum
SoccerShock123: so, who do you want me to off?
SoccerShock123: end the game for?
SoccerShock123: stratigically replace?
SoccerShock123: eliminate, permenatly?
SoccerShock123: fire, from life?
Soccershock1234: i always hate not winning
Soccershock1234: part of the reason i like and hate you so much
Soccershock1234: cuz you win more than anyone i've ever known
SoccerShock123: i think "fine, hmmm, sounds like karen, i wonder why she's never more than fine... hmmm, goldfish"
garbonzo312: all things Six Flags are the devil
SoccerShock123: female friends i can handle like butter, but relationships i'm about as smooth as jagged fiords
CocinerosconDios: he didn't try to make any moves did he? u just say the word i could have him assassinated in a minute
garbonzo312: nope as in "I like lemurs" or nope as in "lemurs are satan"
AdamBomb8705: how about "arthur, fearless japanese/elfin crusader for justice"?
Britgrit00: boys are weird, aesthetics elude most of them
Icemonster719: yes i want to be just like lsa
wizbang1987: oh jeez this is the best song driving home after a long night
wizbang1987: i don't know why i just said that but whatever
wizbang1987: well sometimes the checkpoints of my mind fail
wizbang1987: but usually it doesn't do any damage
ilikemenwren: well actually since youve been gone many "african americans" have movied in from detroit and we are promidantly black and every white person has turned into a "wigga"
ilikemenwren: im gonna rat you out to the other msc michigan cult and theyll kick you outta the sorority
my professers:
zohar (religion gsi): "so an eye for an eye. what if he pokes my eye out and he's blind?"
nolta (chem) "denial is a river you don't want to be on."
knysh (islam): "how come when you speak to God you're considered religious, but when he speaks back you're considered schizophrenic?"
williams (christianity) "you could drive a freight train into my ignorance and never see it again."
<333 i love it.