"Hey Ted, this table just told me you're a douche!"
01. Since HIMYM was so supremely awesome this week I decided to do another picspam:
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Barney: WOLVERINE CLAW FIVE!
HAHA I LOVE THE LOOK OF SHEER JOY AND WONDER ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY HEAR THEY GET TO PLAY WITH WOLVERINE CLAWS
Robin: This whole mentoring thing is just another way to procrastinate from actually calling clients!
Ted: I'm not procrastinating, I just...I want everything to be perfect! I just get one shot at this.
Robin: Ok, but PJ is not helping.
Barney: Hey! Hey! If Ted says that "PJ" is important to the company than "PJ" is not going anywhere!
Ted: See, he's very valuable!
Barney: Woah, woah, woah! PJ's a guy?! PJ's not some hot chick you're bangin'?
Ted: No, I'm mentoring him.
Barney: Ughhh! Mentoring! I mentored a young fellow once, even made him my wingman. Then one day he hired an assistant to work 10 feet away from his bedroom whom, get this, isn't a hot chick, proving he never listened to a word I said. And do you know that young man's name?
Ted: Ted Mosby?
Barney: Maybe. I don't remember. BECAUSE HE IS DEAD TO ME!!!!
(Barney begins to walk out...)
Barney: PJ's going to be getting a very confusing a very confusing card in the mail, along with a garment that he should by no means wear for 3 days and then mail back to me....
Ok, forgive the amount of caps I included. NPH just had so many great facial expressions (in this whole ep actually). And I had to include every Robin-looking-at-Barney and Barney-looking-at-Robin moment. And when they're teamed up again Ted. Because they're team awesome, clearly!
OH AND THE PART WHERE HE TOUCHES HER ARM! It's just riveting...and I'm not being sarcastic! lol, I'm sad.
Marshall: Awesome! I'll be fantasy guy!
Barney: Eh, we'll have to make you sports guy. We already have a fantasy guy.
Fantasy Guy: What's up, bros?
LMAO FANTASY GUY WAS MY FAVORITE
Ted: You didn't even show up to the corporate retreat! By the way, I saw a shooting star!
omg I love Ted when he's like this more than anything. lolz
Robin: Hey Ted, this table just told me you're a douche!
Marshall: Hey! It's Ted Mosby of Mosbius Designs! How's the home office going, buddy?
Ted: Well, it was going great until Robin started banging my assistant!
Marshall: OOOH!!
Robin: Ted, it's our apartment! You leave a big chocolate cake lying on the counter, mama's gonna cut her off a slice!
Barney: I told you, hire a cute assistant that you can sleep with, but instead you hired an assistant that Robin can sleep with and OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO SLEEP WITH HER! LOOK AT HER, SHE'S THE GREATEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET! I'm getting off topic, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! THAT'S MY MESSAGE! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!! (begins to storm off) No, one person storming off isn't enough! Marshall, STORM OFF WITH ME!!
(Marshall storms off)
NPH's facial expressions here are even better than in the last scene! And is he wiping away a tear in the first cap in the 2nd row? Aw.
I also love how both of them are totally invading each other's personal space here. I mean, Robin only moved in half way. And he practically pushes his arm into her when he starts to get all worked up like he's going "MINEMINEMINEMINE" lol!
Marshall: Barney, dude, why are you this upset about Ted not having sex with the people he hires?
Barney: Because it hurts!
Marshall: It hurts you how?
Barney: It hurts because I love...Ted...havin' sex with women! I'm a very dedicated wingman! Look, Lily's the only person that I can talk to about this stuff, just get her to talk to me!
Marshall: I'll try but there's just no guarantee. She's still really outraged about that joke! That joke! It's torn our little group apart! Pitted people I love against each other! Seriously, I wish that joke had never come into our lives!
(Barney and Marshall giggle)
Barney: It's kind of funny though, right?
Marshall: It's so funny!
Marshall: So, uh, apparently Robin and PJ are an item again.
Barney: You've got to be kidding me! (downs his drink and coughs)
Marshall: You all right?
Barney: (sighs) Ok, since Lily's not talking to me there's something I need to tell you. And this isn't easy to say, all right? I'm - wait for it - in - wait for it - love - wait for it - with - wait for it - (sighs) - a - wait for it - certain - wait for it -
Marshall: I KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ROBIN!! Lily told me.
Barney: She told you?! Great...I bet you guys have been laughing at me behind my back the whole time.
Marshall: Actually, in a weird way we both think you're kind of perfect for each other.
Barney: You do?
Marshall: Yea. As a matter of fact, we even try and sit on the same side of the booth so you two will have to sit together.
Barney: Really?! That's so sweet!!
Barney: BUT LET'S BE CLEAR! I don't "love" her, ok? I just...miss her when she's not around, I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.
Marshall: You ever going to tell her how you feel?
Barney: No! Maybe? NEVER! I don't know! I just need to get that PJ idiot away from her! If Lily were here she'd know exactly how to get rid of him!
Marshall: Maybe I can help!
Barney: Marshall, you're no Lily! Lily is a diabolical puppet master, subtly manipulating every situation to get exactly what she wants! She's pure evil, Marshall! You got a good one there, hang on to her.
Barney: Hire the kid to be a paralegal! He gets to do all the work and you still get to be sports guy! Pure evil, Erikson, pure evil!
*fist bump*
Barney: Hey...thanks.
Ted: It's like I'm giving up before I've even started!
Robin: You want to talk about giving up? I used to describe my ideal guy as funny, smart, passionate, challenging...and now apparently I will settle for...in my apartment!
Marshall: Who's that guy?
Barney: He doesn't work here. I think we should leave the building!
Marshall: Really?
Barney: This has happened before.
02.
Lost
+ DANIEL! My heart actually fluttered a bit at the sight of him, NGL. It's just been so long!
I feel like he's going to die soon. And then I shall sob. If he does it'll be so unfair TO ME PERSONALLY. How dare they do that to me again? lol, it's obviously all about me. Can no adorkable guy survive? I swear, if Daniel dies I will not be surprised if Desmond is next...
+ I adore Miles. I've been waiting for an episode about him for a long time because he's always been so snarky and awesome but I always felt like I didn't really know him.
+ Did we always know the Dharma guy was his dad? Because I feel like I've accepted that as fact ages ago.
+ Hurley was amazing in this ep! Writing the script for Empire Strikes Back? lol, brilliant!
+ Did you know that there's apparently only 4 eps left this season? And only 3 more new nights since the season finale is a 2 parter?! That only makes 17 eps, why is this season so short?
03. Has anyone noticed that the word 'douche' has been all over TV this week? It was rather hilariously used on HIMYM, Greek, and Lost all within the span of 2 days. ha.
And then a few weeks ago some british guy I met in a bar asked about why all Americans use it. How did 'douche' get so popular all of a sudden? lol
© castiels
Barney: WOLVERINE CLAW FIVE!
HAHA I LOVE THE LOOK OF SHEER JOY AND WONDER ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY HEAR THEY GET TO PLAY WITH WOLVERINE CLAWS
Robin: This whole mentoring thing is just another way to procrastinate from actually calling clients!
Ted: I'm not procrastinating, I just...I want everything to be perfect! I just get one shot at this.
Robin: Ok, but PJ is not helping.
Barney: Hey! Hey! If Ted says that "PJ" is important to the company than "PJ" is not going anywhere!
Ted: See, he's very valuable!
Barney: Woah, woah, woah! PJ's a guy?! PJ's not some hot chick you're bangin'?
Ted: No, I'm mentoring him.
Barney: Ughhh! Mentoring! I mentored a young fellow once, even made him my wingman. Then one day he hired an assistant to work 10 feet away from his bedroom whom, get this, isn't a hot chick, proving he never listened to a word I said. And do you know that young man's name?
Ted: Ted Mosby?
Barney: Maybe. I don't remember. BECAUSE HE IS DEAD TO ME!!!!
(Barney begins to walk out...)
Barney: PJ's going to be getting a very confusing a very confusing card in the mail, along with a garment that he should by no means wear for 3 days and then mail back to me....
Ok, forgive the amount of caps I included. NPH just had so many great facial expressions (in this whole ep actually). And I had to include every Robin-looking-at-Barney and Barney-looking-at-Robin moment. And when they're teamed up again Ted. Because they're team awesome, clearly!
OH AND THE PART WHERE HE TOUCHES HER ARM! It's just riveting...and I'm not being sarcastic! lol, I'm sad.
Marshall: Awesome! I'll be fantasy guy!
Barney: Eh, we'll have to make you sports guy. We already have a fantasy guy.
Fantasy Guy: What's up, bros?
LMAO FANTASY GUY WAS MY FAVORITE
Ted: You didn't even show up to the corporate retreat! By the way, I saw a shooting star!
omg I love Ted when he's like this more than anything. lolz
Robin: Hey Ted, this table just told me you're a douche!
Marshall: Hey! It's Ted Mosby of Mosbius Designs! How's the home office going, buddy?
Ted: Well, it was going great until Robin started banging my assistant!
Marshall: OOOH!!
Robin: Ted, it's our apartment! You leave a big chocolate cake lying on the counter, mama's gonna cut her off a slice!
Barney: I told you, hire a cute assistant that you can sleep with, but instead you hired an assistant that Robin can sleep with and OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO SLEEP WITH HER! LOOK AT HER, SHE'S THE GREATEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET! I'm getting off topic, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! THAT'S MY MESSAGE! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!! (begins to storm off) No, one person storming off isn't enough! Marshall, STORM OFF WITH ME!!
(Marshall storms off)
NPH's facial expressions here are even better than in the last scene! And is he wiping away a tear in the first cap in the 2nd row? Aw.
I also love how both of them are totally invading each other's personal space here. I mean, Robin only moved in half way. And he practically pushes his arm into her when he starts to get all worked up like he's going "MINEMINEMINEMINE" lol!
Marshall: Barney, dude, why are you this upset about Ted not having sex with the people he hires?
Barney: Because it hurts!
Marshall: It hurts you how?
Barney: It hurts because I love...Ted...havin' sex with women! I'm a very dedicated wingman! Look, Lily's the only person that I can talk to about this stuff, just get her to talk to me!
Marshall: I'll try but there's just no guarantee. She's still really outraged about that joke! That joke! It's torn our little group apart! Pitted people I love against each other! Seriously, I wish that joke had never come into our lives!
(Barney and Marshall giggle)
Barney: It's kind of funny though, right?
Marshall: It's so funny!
Marshall: So, uh, apparently Robin and PJ are an item again.
Barney: You've got to be kidding me! (downs his drink and coughs)
Marshall: You all right?
Barney: (sighs) Ok, since Lily's not talking to me there's something I need to tell you. And this isn't easy to say, all right? I'm - wait for it - in - wait for it - love - wait for it - with - wait for it - (sighs) - a - wait for it - certain - wait for it -
Marshall: I KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ROBIN!! Lily told me.
Barney: She told you?! Great...I bet you guys have been laughing at me behind my back the whole time.
Marshall: Actually, in a weird way we both think you're kind of perfect for each other.
Barney: You do?
Marshall: Yea. As a matter of fact, we even try and sit on the same side of the booth so you two will have to sit together.
Barney: Really?! That's so sweet!!
Barney: BUT LET'S BE CLEAR! I don't "love" her, ok? I just...miss her when she's not around, I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.
Marshall: You ever going to tell her how you feel?
Barney: No! Maybe? NEVER! I don't know! I just need to get that PJ idiot away from her! If Lily were here she'd know exactly how to get rid of him!
Marshall: Maybe I can help!
Barney: Marshall, you're no Lily! Lily is a diabolical puppet master, subtly manipulating every situation to get exactly what she wants! She's pure evil, Marshall! You got a good one there, hang on to her.
Barney: Hire the kid to be a paralegal! He gets to do all the work and you still get to be sports guy! Pure evil, Erikson, pure evil!
*fist bump*
Barney: Hey...thanks.
Ted: It's like I'm giving up before I've even started!
Robin: You want to talk about giving up? I used to describe my ideal guy as funny, smart, passionate, challenging...and now apparently I will settle for...in my apartment!
Marshall: Who's that guy?
Barney: He doesn't work here. I think we should leave the building!
Marshall: Really?
Barney: This has happened before.
02.
Lost
+ DANIEL! My heart actually fluttered a bit at the sight of him, NGL. It's just been so long!
I feel like he's going to die soon. And then I shall sob. If he does it'll be so unfair TO ME PERSONALLY. How dare they do that to me again? lol, it's obviously all about me. Can no adorkable guy survive? I swear, if Daniel dies I will not be surprised if Desmond is next...
+ I adore Miles. I've been waiting for an episode about him for a long time because he's always been so snarky and awesome but I always felt like I didn't really know him.
+ Did we always know the Dharma guy was his dad? Because I feel like I've accepted that as fact ages ago.
+ Hurley was amazing in this ep! Writing the script for Empire Strikes Back? lol, brilliant!
+ Did you know that there's apparently only 4 eps left this season? And only 3 more new nights since the season finale is a 2 parter?! That only makes 17 eps, why is this season so short?
03. Has anyone noticed that the word 'douche' has been all over TV this week? It was rather hilariously used on HIMYM, Greek, and Lost all within the span of 2 days. ha.
And then a few weeks ago some british guy I met in a bar asked about why all Americans use it. How did 'douche' get so popular all of a sudden? lol