BLAH.. JOKEZ
THE KITCHEN BITCH
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
> 5 -year-old son
> playing with his new electric train in the living
> room.
>
> She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of
> you sons of bitches
> who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is
> the last stop! And all
> of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
> asses on the
> train...cause we're going down the tracks.
>
> The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
> don't use that ki! nd
> of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
> your room and you are
> to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
> may play with your
> train...but I want you to use nice language.
>
> Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and
> resumed playing with
> his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
> heard her son say... "All
> passengers, please remember your things, thank you
> and hope your trip was
> a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
> soon." She heard her
> little darling ! continue. .."For those of you just
> boarding,remember,
> there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will
> have a pleasant and
> relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began
> to smile, the child
> added, "For those of you who are pissed off about
> the TWO HOUR delay,
> please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
> 5 -year-old son
> playing with his new electric train in the living
> room.
>
> She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of
> you sons of bitches
> who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is
> the last stop! And all
> of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
> asses on the
> train...cause we're going down the tracks.
>
> The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
> don't use that ki! nd
> of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
> your room and you are
> to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
> may play with your
> train...but I want you to use nice language.
>
> Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and
> resumed playing with
> his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
> heard her son say... "All
> passengers, please remember your things, thank you
> and hope your trip was
> a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
> soon." She heard her
> little darling ! continue. .."For those of you just
> boarding,remember,
> there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will
> have a pleasant and
> relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began
> to smile, the child
> added, "For those of you who are pissed off about
> the TWO HOUR delay,
> please see the bitch in the kitchen...."