lmfao, this is soooo funny!!!!
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September I gave nsemo a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Tuesday I turned draiman in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-70 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
starry_eyes104
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September I gave nsemo a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Tuesday I turned draiman in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-70 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
starry_eyes104