I Need You So Much Closer, So Come On
This is my lesson on WHAT NOT TO DO...so um, take heed, or something like that...
1. DO NOT ever miss more than 2 days of school. You will never catch up in your classes. Plus, there is always this thing that happens when you are absent--you miss the most important days. Notes, tests...not one day of your absence will you have had an easy class day. Thus, we observe The Curse Of The Absentee.
2. DO NOT try out actual high heels for the first time on the risers. Just dont.
3. DO NOT do creepy things during choir. The wrong person is bound to be watching. "TOUCH IT."
4. DO NOT leave random pieces of food in the auditorium, and DO NOT leave your pop unattended. You will spill the above items, thus causing Grawey Beeler to swear and you mopping it up.
5. DO NOT ask a good friend of yours if there is a bump on your face. He will probably see nothing and pronounce you a freak.
6. DO NOT be creepy in any gym class. Your teacher will not appreciate it.
7. AND DO NOT wear multi colored underwear with a white choir dress. Chances are, the whole auditorium is going to get a free show...and it wont be the concert.
This concludes WHAT NOT TO DO, part one.
1. DO NOT ever miss more than 2 days of school. You will never catch up in your classes. Plus, there is always this thing that happens when you are absent--you miss the most important days. Notes, tests...not one day of your absence will you have had an easy class day. Thus, we observe The Curse Of The Absentee.
2. DO NOT try out actual high heels for the first time on the risers. Just dont.
3. DO NOT do creepy things during choir. The wrong person is bound to be watching. "TOUCH IT."
4. DO NOT leave random pieces of food in the auditorium, and DO NOT leave your pop unattended. You will spill the above items, thus causing Grawey Beeler to swear and you mopping it up.
5. DO NOT ask a good friend of yours if there is a bump on your face. He will probably see nothing and pronounce you a freak.
6. DO NOT be creepy in any gym class. Your teacher will not appreciate it.
7. AND DO NOT wear multi colored underwear with a white choir dress. Chances are, the whole auditorium is going to get a free show...and it wont be the concert.
This concludes WHAT NOT TO DO, part one.