Project MySpace!
I got bored tonight and decided to look up a person's myspace at random. So I simply clicked the browse profiles link and I picked the first result.
This is what I found.
Here's what I've learned about Rachel:
So you've got your average data. She's 33 years old. She's from Mansfield Ohio and the last time she updated her mood, she was peeved.
Excellent. Now let's look further.
Judging by the picture I imagine she is definitely a middle-class woman. She seems rather plain, almost as if Miss Piggy would have if she had never been discovered by Jim Henson and ultimately saved from a waitressing job.
Her about me section reveals little. Just that she used a myspace editor to choose the horrendous background. Alright, the song is on my nerves. It's a strange R&B by an artist I've never listened to. I'm turning it off.
She apparently wants to meet a man that lives on the upper east side of New York City and owns numerous buildings within the city's limits. That's the only kind a person that comes to mind when I think of "People who know where they are, where they have been, where they want to be, and who are willing to work as hard as they need to in order to achieve their goal. People who don't need people to define who they themselves are. Positive people who will improve my life by knowing them."
Her general interests include being a sex god. Alright, I'm starting to get the feeling she's single. But, on a more serious note, how many people do you think fill out this survey, score poorly, and then post it on their myspaces? More importantly, how many people answer these things honestly in hopes of learning their adequacy in the bedroom? She loses major points for this one. She likes a large array of music which excludes country (and probably a ton of musical genres she's never even heard), but not only does she dislike country, it also makes her ears bleed. I certainly don't blame her then. Her "little man" is her hero. Oh, shit, my single, white trash cousin calls her baby her "little man..."
She has 15 friends, and only 7 top friends. So, she's apparently not living at the computer. She's also using her Space for communication amongst people she knows. The eye on that guy Byron really seems to stare at you through the screen, kinda eerie.
Alright, she's single and she's a parent, that means drama. She doesn't drink or smoke. She's a Taurus (I love that your astological sign is as key to your information as whether or not you're currently fucking someone on a regular basis). She has also graduated from Bowling Green University. Good for her.
It's time for the deciding factor: pictures. Well, her son is mixed. Would you look at that!? I should have known by listening to that R&B song that she liked black men. But she does seem very fond of her son.
Overall, Rachel seems to have a rather straightforward, but uninspirational myspace. She seems like a plain woman, who is just living her life. She seems to use her space for keeping in touch with others, which explains the plainness of it.
Overall I score her an 8 of 10 on information and a 3 of 10 on creativity.
Of course, these are just my own opinions.
This is what I found.
Here's what I've learned about Rachel:
So you've got your average data. She's 33 years old. She's from Mansfield Ohio and the last time she updated her mood, she was peeved.
Excellent. Now let's look further.
Judging by the picture I imagine she is definitely a middle-class woman. She seems rather plain, almost as if Miss Piggy would have if she had never been discovered by Jim Henson and ultimately saved from a waitressing job.
Her about me section reveals little. Just that she used a myspace editor to choose the horrendous background. Alright, the song is on my nerves. It's a strange R&B by an artist I've never listened to. I'm turning it off.
She apparently wants to meet a man that lives on the upper east side of New York City and owns numerous buildings within the city's limits. That's the only kind a person that comes to mind when I think of "People who know where they are, where they have been, where they want to be, and who are willing to work as hard as they need to in order to achieve their goal. People who don't need people to define who they themselves are. Positive people who will improve my life by knowing them."
Her general interests include being a sex god. Alright, I'm starting to get the feeling she's single. But, on a more serious note, how many people do you think fill out this survey, score poorly, and then post it on their myspaces? More importantly, how many people answer these things honestly in hopes of learning their adequacy in the bedroom? She loses major points for this one. She likes a large array of music which excludes country (and probably a ton of musical genres she's never even heard), but not only does she dislike country, it also makes her ears bleed. I certainly don't blame her then. Her "little man" is her hero. Oh, shit, my single, white trash cousin calls her baby her "little man..."
She has 15 friends, and only 7 top friends. So, she's apparently not living at the computer. She's also using her Space for communication amongst people she knows. The eye on that guy Byron really seems to stare at you through the screen, kinda eerie.
Alright, she's single and she's a parent, that means drama. She doesn't drink or smoke. She's a Taurus (I love that your astological sign is as key to your information as whether or not you're currently fucking someone on a regular basis). She has also graduated from Bowling Green University. Good for her.
It's time for the deciding factor: pictures. Well, her son is mixed. Would you look at that!? I should have known by listening to that R&B song that she liked black men. But she does seem very fond of her son.
Overall, Rachel seems to have a rather straightforward, but uninspirational myspace. She seems like a plain woman, who is just living her life. She seems to use her space for keeping in touch with others, which explains the plainness of it.
Overall I score her an 8 of 10 on information and a 3 of 10 on creativity.
Of course, these are just my own opinions.