Ron Weasley Facts
These are amazing. Good takes on Chuck Norris, even better than Bruce Campbell ones.
1)Ron Weasley doesn't need Gillyweed, water parts for Ron Weasley. Sent in by Imbeni.
2)The Whomping Willow did not destroy Ron Weasley's wand; the wand, afraid of Ron Weasley's natural power, seized the opportunity, broke itself, and the incident was blamed on the tree. Sent it by Melissa E.
3)When a Boggart sees another Boggart, they both turn into Ron Weasley. Sent in by Mike Crawford.
4)Ron Weasley is the only wizard Dumbledore ever feared. Sent in by Mike Crawford.
5)The reason Ginny Weasley dosn't try to snog Ron Weasley is because it's incest. Sent in by Lilly W.
6)Ron Weasley doesn't get Howlers, Howlers get Ron Weasley. Sent in by Jamie Groeneveld.
7)Ron Weasley uses Dragonhide condoms. Another one by Carrie Wittmer.
8)When Ron Weasley holds a Remembrall, it explodes. Ron Weasley never forgets. Never. Sent in by Carrie Wittmer.
9)Ron Weasley doesn't bow to Hippogrifs, Hippogriffs bow to Ron Weasley. Sent in by Carrie Wittmer.
10)After Lord Voldemort was defeated, the Ministry of Magic removed the Dementors from Azkaban. They were replaced by cardboard cut-outs of Ron Weasley. Nobody has tried to break out since. Sent in by Carrie Wittmer.
11)Voldemort refers to Ron Weasley as "He-who-must-not-be-named." Sent in by Sydney Michelle.
12)Ron Weasley does not get goosebumps, goosebumps get Ron Weasley.
13)Ron Weasley has found Waldo. Seven times.
14)Ron Weasley once ate a man on a dare.
15)Ron Weasley is the basis for the "Rambo" series.
16)Ron Weasley has four stomachs.
17)Rupert Grint was given the role of Ron Weasley, due to the fact that he was the only person alive after the audition process.
18)Ron Weasley is the reason Draco Malfoy sleeps with a nightlight.
19)Jesus' boggart is Ron Weasley.
20)Ron Weasley's Patronus is Ron Weasley.
21)Ron Weasley flies high, no lie, you know this.
22)The sun rising is actually Ron Weasley casting "Lumos."
23)Ginny Weasley is actually adopted. After giving birth to that which is Ron Weasley, Mrs. Weasley's ovaries couldn't handle another kid.
24)Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Ron Weasley.
25)Ron Weasley can use his wand as a knife when he gets in trouble. Luckily, nobody messes with Ron Weasley.
26)The song "Weasley Is Our King" is actually true. Ron Weasley is the king of a small country known as Saint Lucia. It was recently renamed "Weasleyland."
27)Ron Weasley knows 175 ways to kill a man with his bare hands. His magic is just for show.
28)Ron Weasley's family is poor because he gave all their money to charity. Ron Weasley is a good Samaritan.
I love it. Ron is whiny, but under appreciated.
Cheers.
1)Ron Weasley doesn't need Gillyweed, water parts for Ron Weasley. Sent in by Imbeni.
2)The Whomping Willow did not destroy Ron Weasley's wand; the wand, afraid of Ron Weasley's natural power, seized the opportunity, broke itself, and the incident was blamed on the tree. Sent it by Melissa E.
3)When a Boggart sees another Boggart, they both turn into Ron Weasley. Sent in by Mike Crawford.
4)Ron Weasley is the only wizard Dumbledore ever feared. Sent in by Mike Crawford.
5)The reason Ginny Weasley dosn't try to snog Ron Weasley is because it's incest. Sent in by Lilly W.
6)Ron Weasley doesn't get Howlers, Howlers get Ron Weasley. Sent in by Jamie Groeneveld.
7)Ron Weasley uses Dragonhide condoms. Another one by Carrie Wittmer.
8)When Ron Weasley holds a Remembrall, it explodes. Ron Weasley never forgets. Never. Sent in by Carrie Wittmer.
9)Ron Weasley doesn't bow to Hippogrifs, Hippogriffs bow to Ron Weasley. Sent in by Carrie Wittmer.
10)After Lord Voldemort was defeated, the Ministry of Magic removed the Dementors from Azkaban. They were replaced by cardboard cut-outs of Ron Weasley. Nobody has tried to break out since. Sent in by Carrie Wittmer.
11)Voldemort refers to Ron Weasley as "He-who-must-not-be-named." Sent in by Sydney Michelle.
12)Ron Weasley does not get goosebumps, goosebumps get Ron Weasley.
13)Ron Weasley has found Waldo. Seven times.
14)Ron Weasley once ate a man on a dare.
15)Ron Weasley is the basis for the "Rambo" series.
16)Ron Weasley has four stomachs.
17)Rupert Grint was given the role of Ron Weasley, due to the fact that he was the only person alive after the audition process.
18)Ron Weasley is the reason Draco Malfoy sleeps with a nightlight.
19)Jesus' boggart is Ron Weasley.
20)Ron Weasley's Patronus is Ron Weasley.
21)Ron Weasley flies high, no lie, you know this.
22)The sun rising is actually Ron Weasley casting "Lumos."
23)Ginny Weasley is actually adopted. After giving birth to that which is Ron Weasley, Mrs. Weasley's ovaries couldn't handle another kid.
24)Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Ron Weasley.
25)Ron Weasley can use his wand as a knife when he gets in trouble. Luckily, nobody messes with Ron Weasley.
26)The song "Weasley Is Our King" is actually true. Ron Weasley is the king of a small country known as Saint Lucia. It was recently renamed "Weasleyland."
27)Ron Weasley knows 175 ways to kill a man with his bare hands. His magic is just for show.
28)Ron Weasley's family is poor because he gave all their money to charity. Ron Weasley is a good Samaritan.
I love it. Ron is whiny, but under appreciated.
Cheers.