TO ANY RL FRIENDS!
LJ-ers please ignore, or send me a friend request, I'd be quite happy to add you!
This message is directed towards the RL friends who have infiltrated my LJ. (LOL IKR, RL friends? HAZ NOT HERD)
FUCK OFF.
SERIOUSLY.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE.
AND I CAN'T HAVE YOU HERE.
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This message is directed towards the RL friends who have infiltrated my LJ. (LOL IKR, RL friends? HAZ NOT HERD)
FUCK OFF.
SERIOUSLY.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE.
AND I CAN'T HAVE YOU HERE.
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WHEN YOU'RE IN NEED OF LOVE
THEY GIVE YOU CREEPY ATTENTION
FRIENDS WILL BE PERVS
WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH WITH REAL LIFE
AND ALL HOPE IS LOST
HOLD OUT YOUR HAND
CAUSE FRIENDS WILL BE PERVS
RIGHT TILL THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL I just hope my RL friend doesn't report back to everyone informing them that I am some sort of LJ pimp, with ma hoez ig, idle_dylan, demondice, and sexysadie92. =p
P.S. Have you read that hilarious fic where Freddie waves a pimp hat and screams at Roger to "give him his money bitch!" while Roggie sobs dramatically into a handkerchief? It is EPIC, but I can't remember where it's from.
HOLY SHIT you know the bit in The Song Remains The Same when they sing Whole Lotta love? After about 2 verses, before the drum, guitar, and theremin solos or transition bit, Percy lets out the most orgasm inducing moans/ad-libs EVER, viz "Wanna whole lotta LOOOOOOOVEEEEE!!! AHHHH AHHHH AHH AHH DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT! AALLL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"
Fuck, I listened to those 15 seconds on a loop for an entire month, in danger of coming spontaneously.
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LOL Don't lie, you wanna be known as a pimp with four hoez XD
P.S. SOUNDS AWESOME - OMFG. LOVE HUNGRY MAN IS ON MY COMPUTER. (Short attention span affliction strikes again). I LOVE THIS SONG. T'IS MAH FAVOURITE /DC RECORD.
All I wanna do
Is make a meal outta you!
Cos I'm a love
Hun-gry
Man...
I can go one better...
I CAN WATCH HIM DO THAT. I HAVE THE MOVIE.
Seriously lol how much do you hate me right now?!
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LOL IKR? We should send it to Bri and Roggie, they might record it. TOTES.
HAHAH You caught me... But pimpin ain't easy... You hoes are outta control.
OMGOGOMGMOGOMGOMMGO LOOOVE HUNGRY MAAAAAAN *sings in the quiet common room and ppl look around* T.T
ADKFJALKDFJL;A I want to NEED to watch him do that *jizzdinmypants*
I HAAAATE YOU
JKJKJKJK Now go, you have a customer *brandishes pimp hat*
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They would so change the official lyrics and you know it. Imagine it: going on tour with them specially to sing that, and we'd be the only ones to know the new lyrics XD It'd be like a Queen-and-us-two inside joke!
Well, you must be a crap pimp really busy not to be able to control us.
*SINGS ALONG* MY FAVOURITE /DC RECORD (which I know I have told you before, probably several times - short-term memory loss is a side-effect of headbanging and screaming along to Highway To Hell at Prom :P
HAHAHAHAHAHA I shall try and mail you a copy for your birthday. I Can see that going well, given that I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE OTHER THAN 'VIETNAM' LOL
Nah, it's just Jeremy I mean my Dad - he's for Demondice XD
And now is where she kills me :P *cowers in a corner*
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... Oh wait. That's Eddie, right? LOL!
Thanks, I'd enjoy that!
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YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT IT
I'M HERE TO HELP
THIS IS A SAFE SPACE
*MASSAGES SHOULDERS AND MOVES HANDS LOWER AND LOWER*
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Too bad it's 4:20 in the freakin' morning!
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*IS HONORED*
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And no, I don't pay attention... Like right now, I should be listening to a long lecture about the use of symbolism in some boring novel, and yet I'm reading literary pr0n on Q/.
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THAT'S JUST TRAGIC MY DEAR. I WOULD NEVER RAPE YOU LIKE THAT...
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