1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke ( Read more... )

Disappointment in Paradise

According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, Mi, was recently faced with a unique problem ( Read more... )

Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

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I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
Gregory, 5

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Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear ( Read more... )

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world ( Read more... )

Twas the Night Before

Never thought he had much of a sense of humour.. Until today..A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country ( Read more... )