Huiyi and Pei en
Oh man. Honestly, sitting beside two pervertic idiots have narrowed my horizons. I just laugh at simply everything and anything now. Huiyi (uiyee) and Peien (ribena) are the best comdedians I have ever seen man. One is a joker whereas one is a bimbo. Hahaha. It's like, I will definitely laugh at least twice a day at something funny that they do lor.
SS lesson about family trees:
Pei en: *contemplating* I want only 1 kid.
Me: Why? I would want to have 2 kids.
Pei en: Nah. I only want 1, and I want a boy.
Me: What if you get a girl?
Pei en: *ponders* I shall get a guy with good Y sperms. (NOTE SHE DID NOT USE 'CHROMOSOMES'. SHE USED 'SPERMS')
Me: *points to one of the family tree on the board* Hey this man has 4 sons!
Pei en: Hey! Good Y sperms!
Me: *looks at the board again* Not bad, he's only 40+. Still able. You can go get him.
Pei en: No waY! I want a young guy! Eh sometimes birth measures just don't work...what if I just get another kid accidentally?
Me: Practise abstinence?
Pei en: *DISMAYED AND CRESTFALLEN LOOK* Har....abstinence ah...?
OK I stared at her. Now you know why she drives me crazy. Let's take a look at what the bimbo says.
Hmm we were walking to class after lunch. Since we passed by those windows that can relfect, we stopped by to look at ourselves.
Me: Eh whats the perfect height difference between a couple? *tries to stand on tiptoe and puts arm around huiyi*
Huiyi: Hmm taller la..
Me: *stands on even more tiptoe*
Huiyi: Nono! Taller taller!!!!
Me:....that's the highest I can go already lah!
Huiyi: *stares at me, stares at my feet, starts laughing*
So bad right! Aiyar actually there's a lot of things other people don't find funny, but when Huiyi and Pei en talk about it, their idiotic expressions will make me laugh like crazy. Oh that the stupid contraceptive thing! Ok, I don't know why Pei en and I are always talking about birth control methods, but yeah, we do.
Math Lesson:
Pei en: *hushed voice*Eh you see those people, abstinence ah, most of the time don't work one....
Me: *hushed voice* Yah...use contraceptives la...
Huiyi: *suddenly looks up from her work with SUDDEN INTEREST* *LOUDLY* What contraceptives?
-The boys turned back and stared at her.-
Boys: Wah what contraceptives?
Boys: who's using?
Boys: Tell us leh....
It took a while before the info registered in her retarded brain that she said the wrong thing. So what the bimbo do?
-laugh-
Oh man. Huiyi and Peien make my life horrible. Haha.
SS lesson about family trees:
Pei en: *contemplating* I want only 1 kid.
Me: Why? I would want to have 2 kids.
Pei en: Nah. I only want 1, and I want a boy.
Me: What if you get a girl?
Pei en: *ponders* I shall get a guy with good Y sperms. (NOTE SHE DID NOT USE 'CHROMOSOMES'. SHE USED 'SPERMS')
Me: *points to one of the family tree on the board* Hey this man has 4 sons!
Pei en: Hey! Good Y sperms!
Me: *looks at the board again* Not bad, he's only 40+. Still able. You can go get him.
Pei en: No waY! I want a young guy! Eh sometimes birth measures just don't work...what if I just get another kid accidentally?
Me: Practise abstinence?
Pei en: *DISMAYED AND CRESTFALLEN LOOK* Har....abstinence ah...?
OK I stared at her. Now you know why she drives me crazy. Let's take a look at what the bimbo says.
Hmm we were walking to class after lunch. Since we passed by those windows that can relfect, we stopped by to look at ourselves.
Me: Eh whats the perfect height difference between a couple? *tries to stand on tiptoe and puts arm around huiyi*
Huiyi: Hmm taller la..
Me: *stands on even more tiptoe*
Huiyi: Nono! Taller taller!!!!
Me:....that's the highest I can go already lah!
Huiyi: *stares at me, stares at my feet, starts laughing*
So bad right! Aiyar actually there's a lot of things other people don't find funny, but when Huiyi and Pei en talk about it, their idiotic expressions will make me laugh like crazy. Oh that the stupid contraceptive thing! Ok, I don't know why Pei en and I are always talking about birth control methods, but yeah, we do.
Math Lesson:
Pei en: *hushed voice*Eh you see those people, abstinence ah, most of the time don't work one....
Me: *hushed voice* Yah...use contraceptives la...
Huiyi: *suddenly looks up from her work with SUDDEN INTEREST* *LOUDLY* What contraceptives?
-The boys turned back and stared at her.-
Boys: Wah what contraceptives?
Boys: who's using?
Boys: Tell us leh....
It took a while before the info registered in her retarded brain that she said the wrong thing. So what the bimbo do?
-laugh-
Oh man. Huiyi and Peien make my life horrible. Haha.