Oct 14, 2008 20:04
This is all true, word for word, I don't edit or change anything! Read this whole thing, it's worth it. I'm piss myself right now!
amrmohammed110: let me inform you about my dick
me: i don't want to know about your dick
amrmohammed110: what about your haspand dick
me: are you gay?
me: you want him to fuck you?
me: why else would you care?
amrmohammed110: your are huge breast
me: thank you captain obvious....
amrmohammed110: kos omek it means that i need to fuck your mother
amrmohammed110: where is she now
me: at her home
amrmohammed110: and where is your father
me: he died
me: thanks for bringing it up asshole
amrmohammed110: can i see your cock
me: hey i have a question for you.....
me: do you have a big dick?
amrmohammed110: yes
me: is it really long?
amrmohammed110: very long
me: can it stretch back to your ass?
amrmohammed110: let me one minute to try
me: stretch it all the way back there.... and shove it up your own asshole
me: are you fucking yourself in the ass?
amrmohammed110: yes
me: good, fuck yourself hard right up the fucking ass cause that is the only pussy you will EVER get!
amrmohammed110: thank you for your idea its very intersting
amrmohammed110: now i need to fuck your haspand please
me: are you a virgin?
amrmohammed110: no
me: oh you just go around and fuck whatever moves
me: have you ever fucked an animal?
me: i bet you have a pet camel that you plow up the ass all the time
me: have you ever thought of having sex with an animal?
amrmohammed110: no
amrmohammed110: but i have cat let me to fuck it now
me: you've had sex with a cat??
amrmohammed110: yes
me: wow you are one sick fuck!
me: you need to see a doctor or something
me: what is wrong with you???!!!
me: do you do drugs?
amrmohammed110: yes
me: oh well, that explains it.... i hope you die of an OD and the cat claws your eyes and balls out
amrmohammed110: before one year i fuck my donkey and now i am ok
amrmohammed110: good bye
me: yeah you go fuck your donkey now.....
me: hope your dick gets stuck or the donkey bites it off
me: have you let the donkey fuck you?
amrmohammed110: i will try
me: you do that
amrmohammed110: i will do it today