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[starmoo]

I just had a dream was going to play Harry Potter in the 7th movie. And then it started becoming real in some ways and I couldn't separate Harry Potter world from reality, and at one point I threw a cup really hard at the woman playing Umbridge, then started freaking out. "Oh my god, I just threw a cup at a teacher. Oh my god. Oh my god. I hit a teacher." I started crying, and McGonagall/Maggie Smith helped me calm down. Later on I was reading the 7th book, except it was a part that was not in the original; Hermione having her first orgasm and also freaking out around finals for some reason because of it, then the trio finding themselves in a dark, narrow hallway, and they start yelling things. Ron says things with "rock" in it 3 times, and the hallways morphs into an island area, and the one Hermione, Ron, and Harry are on is covered in Galleons, except they're like the chocolate coins covered in gold foil. Now I'm sitting there reading with them, and have taken Harry's place. Voldemort's there, and I watch and eat a chocolate Galleon as he gives Ron and Hermione something shiny to distract them. He turns to me, and I get up and toss my book down, because now I'm Harry Potter. Voldemort's also hangin' out in jeans and a t-shirt. He's hip. Anyway, it eventually comes down to we're hand-to-hand fighting. Let me tell you now; if I ever have to fight someone, I am fucked. But I pin him against the wall, and he kind of sinks into it, and mockingly he's like, "oh shit, that hurts" and then I realize (and say) "Oh shit, you don't actually have a body" and know I have to kill him with phoenix flames or that dark-magic fire that destroyed a horcrux.

There was more. And it was odd.

I haven't even had anything to do with Harry Potter since I finished the book last week!