11-day update
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holly is finally a penguin!
hmm. alright I haven't said too much on here in a while... so here goes
1. I still want a new piercing. and I'm considering a tattoo. on my ankle/foot/heel. either a scorpion or the sign I already have scarred there. ideas? anything?
2. I have a new favourite drug. it's a hell of..... yeah you know it
3. I started my AEC/NLS thing. it's fun. minus being at the pool at 8 am on sundays... I'll be totally lifeguard-qualified by march. I'm liking it.
4. I got PANTS
5. joshito et moi hit thie big two-oh. it's thrilling, I know.
6. got a new tv
7. my thumb is still all sprained and hurty. poor monday diddums.
8. josh promised to write a song by yesterday and guess who's a big tall LIAR
9. I am going to write a song. without music. so a poem. I will write a poem. song.
10. I'm watching a great thing on tv about an artist. if I described it you'd tell me it was porn..so nevermind. it's interesting. it isn't porn. little to no nudity. (why do we say 'nudity' if a woman is wearing pants but her breasts are showing? or a man is wearing a shirt with no pants. they aren't nude, you just don't want to say those words.)
11. I made a holly's-favouritest-things in the whole world list quicky in my head. (things. like things. not themes or ideas like 'peace' or 'jealousy'.) right now I've got (in no particular order)....(I have an order but you'll just laugh at me)......
with love,
-hmj
- Starmonday is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in starmonday.
- If you lace starmonday from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of starmonday orbiting the Earth.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented starmonday, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of starmonday!
- Starmonday can jump up to sixteen times her own height!
- About 100 people choke to death on starmonday each year.
- Starmonday never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
- Starmonday is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
holly is finally a penguin!
hmm. alright I haven't said too much on here in a while... so here goes
1. I still want a new piercing. and I'm considering a tattoo. on my ankle/foot/heel. either a scorpion or the sign I already have scarred there. ideas? anything?
2. I have a new favourite drug. it's a hell of..... yeah you know it
3. I started my AEC/NLS thing. it's fun. minus being at the pool at 8 am on sundays... I'll be totally lifeguard-qualified by march. I'm liking it.
4. I got PANTS
5. joshito et moi hit thie big two-oh. it's thrilling, I know.
6. got a new tv
7. my thumb is still all sprained and hurty. poor monday diddums.
8. josh promised to write a song by yesterday and guess who's a big tall LIAR
9. I am going to write a song. without music. so a poem. I will write a poem. song.
10. I'm watching a great thing on tv about an artist. if I described it you'd tell me it was porn..so nevermind. it's interesting. it isn't porn. little to no nudity. (why do we say 'nudity' if a woman is wearing pants but her breasts are showing? or a man is wearing a shirt with no pants. they aren't nude, you just don't want to say those words.)
11. I made a holly's-favouritest-things in the whole world list quicky in my head. (things. like things. not themes or ideas like 'peace' or 'jealousy'.) right now I've got (in no particular order)....(I have an order but you'll just laugh at me)......
- orgasms, sex
- music.
- foamy eucalyptus bubbly bath
- nose candy
- pretty underthings
- heat
- piercings
- paint
with love,
-hmj