Jack, I swear...
See this movie.
My first new favourite movie in three years. I'm not much for reviews, and not wanting to slip spoilers, I won't say much. It's up for seven golden globes. Go see it.
I saw a woman today with an eyebrow piercing.... sort of. it looked like she had it pierced, shaved/waxed her eyebrow off and painted another eyebrow on entirely above the barbell. it looked pretty bad
Regarding penises:
Me: I gotta get me one of those.
Josh: ....Oh. :(
love,
-hmj