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1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
The only one remaining: on my left wrist from when it slammed into my steering wheel when I drove off a bridge.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A painting by my uncle, a copy of the "I Want To Believe" poster from the X-Files, a signed "Scream" poster, a mirror, and a shelf with my late grandfather's Freemason sword on it.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
A RAZR, what a goofy name.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Classic rocker, through and through. I stopped buying CDs a couple years ago, now I just buy vinyl records. All the music I ever listen to can be found on 180 gram vinyl discs. As for bands? Led Zeppelin is my favorite; I have probably thirty or forty bootlegs of their concerts. Pink Floyd next, then U2 and the Beatles, followed by a myriad of artists from the 70s and 80s: Jennifer Warnes, Genesis, Shawn Phillips, The Who, and a heck of a lot more.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Early morning, I think.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A relationship, probably. Materiallly speaking, I could really use a car.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Childhood. My parents threw out all the stuff I really liked but never got the chance to really have fun with, so a few years ago I started the childhood reclamation project to find some of the stuff I liked but never got the chance to fully enjoy, like our first computer, or my old Sega, or my favorite video game, Earthbound.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My friends.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Thanksgiving.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Nope.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
Also nope.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
No preference.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Longer, but not too long, not like butt-length.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I plan on doing the proposing. And it would be somewhere that meant something to me and my girlfriend.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffee all the way.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Not really hungry, but probably pizza, now that it's on my mind.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
An old friend; we aren't on "friend" terms anymore because of the whole "WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?" thing.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
I can read French, a little Spanish, and phonetically decipher Russian. I used to be able to read Swahilli and Braille quite well, but I forgot them over the years. I can program in a few languages, does that count?
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX):
Hmmm... I think it was a necklace, the one I'm wearing now actually. There may have been an earlier one, but I can't remember.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yeah.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nope.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Eh, anything's good.
25. WHAT`S YOUR DREAM CAR?
A DeLorean. Yes, that's right, the car from Back to the Futu-STOP LAUGHING!
27. WHAT IS ONE OF YOUR DREAMS?
To have a relationship where the two of us are crazy about one another. Damn pipe dreams. If I had to list something more realistic, it'd probably be to have a pipe organ; I've always wanted to own and know how to play an organ. I'd settle for a synthesizer, though.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Shamelessly copied: Do little things that wouldn't mean much to everyone, but the world to that one person.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
42
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brown. Is that brunette, or is black brunette?
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
Iono, home maybe.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Bad traffic.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
Yes: Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Russia, Mexico, Guatemala, Costa Rica, and almost to Germany (stupid working airplane).
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Shyness, procrastination, and naivety toward the opposite sex.
36. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
Fiji.
37. FIRST JOB?
Self-employed videography and production.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Heck yeah.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Talking to Megan.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hmm, if I had to, like I was being forced to, I guess I... yeah, I really don't know. I guess I'd have some bulk removed or something.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Megan asked me to.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Depends, either character or intelligence. I occasionally (sometimes) get told I look good, but that hasn't got me anywhere, nor does it pay the bills, so I really don't count that.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Whatever I was doing right before it became illegal, probably sit on my duff and not care. I mean, it's alcohol. If they outlawed guns or freedom or puppies I'd probably do something.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Metaphysically? To be with friends. Physically? I'm not sure.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
While this isn't really a question most guys would answer outright, I've been thinking about it more recently. Two kids would be nice, a boy and a girl. I at least want a son, so I can be ten times the father mine was and show him the things I never got the pleasure to see or do, and I'd give him the things I never had, like a stable home and positive encouragement. If I only ended up having daughters, I'd probably end up raising daddy's girls and they would probably be spoiled beyond belief.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My grandfather. Technically, I'm William Tooker III, but my father decided his first name would be better than his dad's middle name, so I'm William Travis Tooker I. I was looking forward to that III, too.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
When I was little.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
The thumb, it's what separates us from the animals. Well, that and speech. And souls. And manners. And... well, you get the idea. Anyway, thumb.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
A few weeks ago when my longtime friend and I called it quits. She probably didn't need me around anyway. That was the first time I'd cried in years.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I write like a four year old, it's embarrasing.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Pastrami.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Procrastination and shyness, although I don't know if that's a habit.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Hmm, I own a Madonna record. I guess that's about it for embarrasing. Oh, that and Weird Al.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I would hope.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Once, but it was life or death. Sort of.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Not really. I mean, yeah, a beautiful girl would draw my attention, but I'm more concerned about the intellectual and amourous capacities than I am about whether or not some girl has 36DDs.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I blow the crap out of stuff. Or talk, you know, whichever.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
It used to be my friend's house, I was over there probably once a week hanging out. Now? I don't have a second home.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Yes, but if you intentionally screw me over or cause emotional or physical harm to someone I love, I don't forget it. Ever.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
As a young child, it was Alphie the Robot. As an older child, Tetris. As a man child, it's still Tetris.
61. WHAT ARE THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
972
62?? Please answer in the form of a question.
No, you answer in the form of a question!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Noooooo.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yep, a couple of times.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL?
In no particular order: intelligence, maturity, ethics/morals of some kind (hey, we all do stuff we shouldn't), appearance, a sense of humor, and a sense of fun.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
You can pry those out of my cold dead recessive memory.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I tie a pair of shoes once, they don't come untied again.
69. WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?
Once again, cold dead mind.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate chip cookie dough.
71. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE?
Never been on one. :(
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
It's a tie between ultraviolet and infrared.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None.
74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
A few things: my Grandma, my old friend, Syd Barrett, and The Refuge (it was a coffeehouse).
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Why not.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
First We Take Manhattan, by Jennifer Warnes.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
An enchilada.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mother.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
At first sight? The face and hair.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Either U2's "Gloria" or Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In The Wind"
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Traitors and tyrants. They can rot at the bottom of hell.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Tea.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
I dunno, Libra? Aquarius?
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Chess, poker, and Kendo all tie.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Brownish.
86. EYE COLOR?
Green or hazel, it seems to vary.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Sometimes, when I work with small electronic components or when my eyes are tired.
88. SIBLINGS?
Only child.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
Either March or July.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Heck yes.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
CNN.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The last day of school.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
The answer to that is a resounding yes. Although, I can do it if I work myself up enough.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Depends. Probably both I guess.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Iono.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
See above.
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
High Five, by Janet Evanovich.
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
I don't have a clue, but I certainly wouldn't mind. Actually, I think that would be pretty cool.
The only one remaining: on my left wrist from when it slammed into my steering wheel when I drove off a bridge.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A painting by my uncle, a copy of the "I Want To Believe" poster from the X-Files, a signed "Scream" poster, a mirror, and a shelf with my late grandfather's Freemason sword on it.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
A RAZR, what a goofy name.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Classic rocker, through and through. I stopped buying CDs a couple years ago, now I just buy vinyl records. All the music I ever listen to can be found on 180 gram vinyl discs. As for bands? Led Zeppelin is my favorite; I have probably thirty or forty bootlegs of their concerts. Pink Floyd next, then U2 and the Beatles, followed by a myriad of artists from the 70s and 80s: Jennifer Warnes, Genesis, Shawn Phillips, The Who, and a heck of a lot more.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Early morning, I think.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A relationship, probably. Materiallly speaking, I could really use a car.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Childhood. My parents threw out all the stuff I really liked but never got the chance to really have fun with, so a few years ago I started the childhood reclamation project to find some of the stuff I liked but never got the chance to fully enjoy, like our first computer, or my old Sega, or my favorite video game, Earthbound.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My friends.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Thanksgiving.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Nope.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
Also nope.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
No preference.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Longer, but not too long, not like butt-length.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I plan on doing the proposing. And it would be somewhere that meant something to me and my girlfriend.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffee all the way.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Not really hungry, but probably pizza, now that it's on my mind.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
An old friend; we aren't on "friend" terms anymore because of the whole "WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?" thing.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
I can read French, a little Spanish, and phonetically decipher Russian. I used to be able to read Swahilli and Braille quite well, but I forgot them over the years. I can program in a few languages, does that count?
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX):
Hmmm... I think it was a necklace, the one I'm wearing now actually. There may have been an earlier one, but I can't remember.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yeah.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nope.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Eh, anything's good.
25. WHAT`S YOUR DREAM CAR?
A DeLorean. Yes, that's right, the car from Back to the Futu-STOP LAUGHING!
27. WHAT IS ONE OF YOUR DREAMS?
To have a relationship where the two of us are crazy about one another. Damn pipe dreams. If I had to list something more realistic, it'd probably be to have a pipe organ; I've always wanted to own and know how to play an organ. I'd settle for a synthesizer, though.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Shamelessly copied: Do little things that wouldn't mean much to everyone, but the world to that one person.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
42
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brown. Is that brunette, or is black brunette?
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
Iono, home maybe.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Bad traffic.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
Yes: Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Russia, Mexico, Guatemala, Costa Rica, and almost to Germany (stupid working airplane).
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Shyness, procrastination, and naivety toward the opposite sex.
36. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
Fiji.
37. FIRST JOB?
Self-employed videography and production.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Heck yeah.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Talking to Megan.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hmm, if I had to, like I was being forced to, I guess I... yeah, I really don't know. I guess I'd have some bulk removed or something.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Megan asked me to.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Depends, either character or intelligence. I occasionally (sometimes) get told I look good, but that hasn't got me anywhere, nor does it pay the bills, so I really don't count that.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Whatever I was doing right before it became illegal, probably sit on my duff and not care. I mean, it's alcohol. If they outlawed guns or freedom or puppies I'd probably do something.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Metaphysically? To be with friends. Physically? I'm not sure.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
While this isn't really a question most guys would answer outright, I've been thinking about it more recently. Two kids would be nice, a boy and a girl. I at least want a son, so I can be ten times the father mine was and show him the things I never got the pleasure to see or do, and I'd give him the things I never had, like a stable home and positive encouragement. If I only ended up having daughters, I'd probably end up raising daddy's girls and they would probably be spoiled beyond belief.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My grandfather. Technically, I'm William Tooker III, but my father decided his first name would be better than his dad's middle name, so I'm William Travis Tooker I. I was looking forward to that III, too.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
When I was little.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
The thumb, it's what separates us from the animals. Well, that and speech. And souls. And manners. And... well, you get the idea. Anyway, thumb.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
A few weeks ago when my longtime friend and I called it quits. She probably didn't need me around anyway. That was the first time I'd cried in years.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I write like a four year old, it's embarrasing.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Pastrami.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Procrastination and shyness, although I don't know if that's a habit.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Hmm, I own a Madonna record. I guess that's about it for embarrasing. Oh, that and Weird Al.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I would hope.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Once, but it was life or death. Sort of.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Not really. I mean, yeah, a beautiful girl would draw my attention, but I'm more concerned about the intellectual and amourous capacities than I am about whether or not some girl has 36DDs.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I blow the crap out of stuff. Or talk, you know, whichever.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
It used to be my friend's house, I was over there probably once a week hanging out. Now? I don't have a second home.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Yes, but if you intentionally screw me over or cause emotional or physical harm to someone I love, I don't forget it. Ever.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
As a young child, it was Alphie the Robot. As an older child, Tetris. As a man child, it's still Tetris.
61. WHAT ARE THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
972
62?? Please answer in the form of a question.
No, you answer in the form of a question!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Noooooo.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yep, a couple of times.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL?
In no particular order: intelligence, maturity, ethics/morals of some kind (hey, we all do stuff we shouldn't), appearance, a sense of humor, and a sense of fun.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
You can pry those out of my cold dead recessive memory.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I tie a pair of shoes once, they don't come untied again.
69. WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?
Once again, cold dead mind.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate chip cookie dough.
71. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE?
Never been on one. :(
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
It's a tie between ultraviolet and infrared.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None.
74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
A few things: my Grandma, my old friend, Syd Barrett, and The Refuge (it was a coffeehouse).
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Why not.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
First We Take Manhattan, by Jennifer Warnes.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
An enchilada.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mother.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
At first sight? The face and hair.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Either U2's "Gloria" or Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In The Wind"
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Traitors and tyrants. They can rot at the bottom of hell.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Tea.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
I dunno, Libra? Aquarius?
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Chess, poker, and Kendo all tie.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Brownish.
86. EYE COLOR?
Green or hazel, it seems to vary.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Sometimes, when I work with small electronic components or when my eyes are tired.
88. SIBLINGS?
Only child.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
Either March or July.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Heck yes.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
CNN.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The last day of school.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
The answer to that is a resounding yes. Although, I can do it if I work myself up enough.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Depends. Probably both I guess.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Iono.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
See above.
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
High Five, by Janet Evanovich.
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
I don't have a clue, but I certainly wouldn't mind. Actually, I think that would be pretty cool.