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The only reason I am online right now, is to relay this story from work.
Yes, this really did happen to me. Picture it. Well don't literally picture it. Ew.
Anyway. At work today, at the beginning of my shift, I went to the bathroom. Hold on, the story gets better I promise.
The urinals were full, so I had to take a stall. Then, all of a sudden, I guess everyone "finished" and they left. Just me, in the bathroom. Suddenly I notice one of the walls in the stall. I read the words "Tap your foot for sex. We start here, and then go somewhere else. Security is tight."
I swear. So then I look to the other wall. It reads: "Teen here every Friday 7:30-8 for B.Js or MORE" Word for word.
Suddenly it occurs to me, today is Friday. I check the time, 7:54am. DAMN.
I wish this wasn't a true story. Suddenly I hear the door open to the bathroom. I am now beyond paranoid. I swore right then that if someone tried to get into my stall...they were eating toliet seat.
Luckily, it wasn't the mystery "teen" on the wall. I guess he already left for the day =/.
Let me just say....I couldn't pee fast enough....
Yes, this really did happen to me. Picture it. Well don't literally picture it. Ew.
Anyway. At work today, at the beginning of my shift, I went to the bathroom. Hold on, the story gets better I promise.
The urinals were full, so I had to take a stall. Then, all of a sudden, I guess everyone "finished" and they left. Just me, in the bathroom. Suddenly I notice one of the walls in the stall. I read the words "Tap your foot for sex. We start here, and then go somewhere else. Security is tight."
I swear. So then I look to the other wall. It reads: "Teen here every Friday 7:30-8 for B.Js or MORE" Word for word.
Suddenly it occurs to me, today is Friday. I check the time, 7:54am. DAMN.
I wish this wasn't a true story. Suddenly I hear the door open to the bathroom. I am now beyond paranoid. I swore right then that if someone tried to get into my stall...they were eating toliet seat.
Luckily, it wasn't the mystery "teen" on the wall. I guess he already left for the day =/.
Let me just say....I couldn't pee fast enough....