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Aug 02, 2004 07:28

holy shit this was truly
a hunter s. thompson-inspired
weekend.
1 hotel room + 3 drug dealers + cigarettes + mass amts. of alcohol + Risk: The Game of Global Domination = this weekend.

In any autobiographical movie I make, Ivan will play the role of J.P.

[in a high pitched latina ghetto voice]:
"hey, *****, remember that girl, the one that wanted to fuck your brains out, but started acting like a bitch about it? well, i found out some stuff about her. i found out that she's staying with Michael because she didn't pay her electricity bill. So i figure we can be a little mischevious about this one. I mean i'm going to do it anway. I'm just telling you because I thought you'd like to do this. You know, a little sugar in the gas tank. Call noise complaints on them. All the time. You know, little stuff. Fun stuff. We can have a lot of fun with this. so put your mischevious mind to work. bye."
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