stolen from Jooles
You Were Very Naughty This Year!
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!)
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year? Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Stop waking up in strange places
Your personal mantra is "What's your name again?"
It's not that you're slutty - more like carefree
(In that whole free love sort of way.)
And if you're not careful, you'll end up a permanent fixture at the free clinic!
What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?