Yay for Anna's birthday!

[starlitnite]

Yesterday was Anna's birthday. Justin, Roberta, and I all went to celebrate her birthday. It had to be the most fun that I have had since I was on break. I will attempt my very best to convey and give you some of the laughs that we had during that time. First off, we went to Olive Garden. The waiter there was kind of a dick, who thought that he was really hilarious, and God's gift to everyone. Well, at Olive Garden they give you little mints when you leave, well when we first got to the table, Anna is so bubbly and tells the guy that it's her birthday. So, they come out when we get finished, and they were singing oh so loudly... they give her mints in the shape of a cake with a candle. The kind of a dick waiter goes "that's my special touch". So, we ended up leaving him a $35.02 tip. Well, just to feed the ego, we left him a note "you're hot. thanks for the mint cake" and left a number. Then it is off to the movies. Well, we got there an hour early so we walked the mall, and what would you know. Santa was sitting in the middle of the mall. Anna, Roberta, and I all got our picture made with Santa. While we were looking at the picture, Justin made the comment that none of us were getting any Christmas presents from Santa because we have all been so bad this year. To which I responded, whatever Justin, I haven't been spanked in forever. To which Roberta agreed and asked him to come punish us. Well, the little guy doing the pictures turned around going "dude, are you really going to pass up that offer?". Then Justin opened his mouth, and said "Santa looks hot". (well, he actually was referring to the temperature that santa had to be feeling) So, Roberta and I go "Justin, quit hitting on Santa". Then we go to watch the movie of 'Unfortunate Events'. Which is a wonderful movie, excluding the part about the most deadliest viper in all the world jumping out to make me scream and thus waking Roberta and making her scream. Then we go back to Anna's house and depart.

Best Quotes of the Evening:
"She has eyes in the back of her horns"
... in reference to a guy sleeping with a guy.... "What I asked my girlfriend, and she said that it is okay"
" I wouldn't be such a slut but I have an extreme competitive nature and Karen is my best friend"
"aww... Look at that poor old lady riding in her jazzy looking for her car"
"when the clock turns 7:32, I'm peeing in your car"

Please.. if you know of any that I have forgotten let me know.