I like to imagine this organization exists

[starlite_gone]

Potatoe: it's a pity she's not gay and near you... you would make a cute couple
the best at stories
it would be truly epic
Ais: i'm destined to be alone FOREVER
with no gay writing partner to write randomly male-gay stories
Potatoe: yeah you're so illogical
Ais: i know. what's my problem?
Potatoe: I only like girls so I will write porn with twice the number of dudes as regular porn
dicks everywhere!
Ais: XD
you made me laugh out loud
in my defense(?), i got into slash before i fully realized i was gay
Potatoe: good
hmm
Ais: and then i was like FUCK THIS SHIT IM STAYIN D:<
because clearly the lesbian brigade might have tried to steal me away were it not for that preemptive bout of petulance