Bored. Avoiding homework. Not in the mood to post anything important.
Thus, a survey. Woo.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
...as inexplicable as a lone shoe on a country road.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Boring gray chair next to me.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Matrix on TBS.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
4;36 pm.
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
4:35. Boo yah.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Humming from the fans in the lab, three or four other people typing, someone coughing.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I walked over to the computer lab from work, across Naropa's green. I admired the color of the sycamore tree's bark against the blue of the sky. I think I spit at one point.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Email. It was boring.
9: What are you wearing?
A pale, worn blue shirt with a small rip. The seam is coming undone at the left arm. A pair of brown corduroys that for some reason have had the top (where the button and beltloops are) removed. The zipper keeps coming undone. I found both of these items in the free box yesterday. A pair of rainbow underwear with blue lacey trim and a little heart charm at the top. Black sandals that are two sizes too big and turn my feet black.
10: Did you dream last night?
Probably, but I don't remember.
11: When did you last laugh?
Probably at Ivan, my crazy Texan coworker that I love to death. We make poop jokes a lot and constantly reference Beavis and Butthead.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Ugly abstract art, posters advertising talks, dances, and performances at Naropa, flyers asking people not to hang anything on the walls, Tibetan prayer flags, a strange picture of Arnold Schwartzenwhatever, a blue and silver piece of fabric art, a clock, more ugly abstract art.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
My friends. They're all weird. Today we talked about leprachauns and going to Berlin while dancing in the smoker's pit.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
Better than writing a response to a documentary for Queer Ethics
15: What is the last film you saw?
V for Vendetta
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Hmm. Porbably toilet paper. Katie and I have been out for a while
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can't stand tequila.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Put some more trees in. Trees are better than people.
19: Do you like to dance?
Keeps me sane.
20: George Bush:
No thanks.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ruby (this is if she was born right this minute, mind)
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Hunter. Maybe.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, and plan to as soon as I can.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
...as inexplicable as a lone shoe on a country road.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Boring gray chair next to me.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Matrix on TBS.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
4;36 pm.
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
4:35. Boo yah.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Humming from the fans in the lab, three or four other people typing, someone coughing.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I walked over to the computer lab from work, across Naropa's green. I admired the color of the sycamore tree's bark against the blue of the sky. I think I spit at one point.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Email. It was boring.
9: What are you wearing?
A pale, worn blue shirt with a small rip. The seam is coming undone at the left arm. A pair of brown corduroys that for some reason have had the top (where the button and beltloops are) removed. The zipper keeps coming undone. I found both of these items in the free box yesterday. A pair of rainbow underwear with blue lacey trim and a little heart charm at the top. Black sandals that are two sizes too big and turn my feet black.
10: Did you dream last night?
Probably, but I don't remember.
11: When did you last laugh?
Probably at Ivan, my crazy Texan coworker that I love to death. We make poop jokes a lot and constantly reference Beavis and Butthead.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Ugly abstract art, posters advertising talks, dances, and performances at Naropa, flyers asking people not to hang anything on the walls, Tibetan prayer flags, a strange picture of Arnold Schwartzenwhatever, a blue and silver piece of fabric art, a clock, more ugly abstract art.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
My friends. They're all weird. Today we talked about leprachauns and going to Berlin while dancing in the smoker's pit.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
Better than writing a response to a documentary for Queer Ethics
15: What is the last film you saw?
V for Vendetta
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Hmm. Porbably toilet paper. Katie and I have been out for a while
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can't stand tequila.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Put some more trees in. Trees are better than people.
19: Do you like to dance?
Keeps me sane.
20: George Bush:
No thanks.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ruby (this is if she was born right this minute, mind)
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Hunter. Maybe.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, and plan to as soon as I can.